MARINE WARFARE - ocean wAr 2k17

[The Lawgiver]

WAR HAS CHANGED...

IN THE FAR OFF NEAR DISTANT FUTURE OF 2017, RACE RELATIONS IN THE DEPTHS OF THE VAST OCEANS HAVE REACHED AN ULTIMATUM UNFATHOMABLY FASTER THAN MERE MARINE BIOLOGISTS AND ECOLOGISTS COULD HAVE IMAGINED. THE SITUATION HAS ESCALATED INTO THE RACE WAR TO END ALL RACE WARS, GANGS ROVE THE STREETS OF THE OCEANIC SUBURBS, SEEKING VICTIMS TO EUTHANIZE AND CANNIBALIZE. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE. AN ELITE CRACK TEAM OF EX DRUG FIENDS ARE RISING IN POWER, PREPPING TO RID THE STREETS OF THE MADNESS IN A GUERELLIAC ANTI-MUSLIM TERRORIST CABAL REGIMENT. THEY ARE CALLED THE MARINE CORPS. THIS IS THEIR STORY, THEIR STRUGGLE, THEIR MISSION. TO ETHICALLY CLEANSE THE UNCLEAN CANNIBALISTIC VOCAL MINORITIES FROM THE SEA IN A VAST AND SWIFT TACTICAL PURGE.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

motherfuckin crabs and their /n/ shitposts.

 

[ICametoLurk]

motherfuckin crabs and their /n/ shitposts.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No option for dolphin?

 

[The Lawgiver]

No option for dolphin?

"black fish" is a type of dolphin

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"black fish" is a type of dolphin

Huh.

Anyway, I voted "sea cucumber." Turning oneself practically inside out can't be clean.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Clam is a slang term for vag and I hate women because they won't give me theirs.

 

[Bassomatic]

As a trans lobster I'm offended my people are on the list. We are a noble animal that's genocided daily there's even a restaurant that serves us at low cost and the name of it brags of our horrid death. How would you like if I opened a "shot in the face human" cafe? Those whom are not carted away by the foul internal skeletoned beasts grow old and wise. We have much we could share, clean renewable energy, economics, the meaning of life is known to my people. But we will not share it until the murder stops.

 

[The Lawgiver]

As a trans lobster I'm offended my people are on the list. We are a noble animal that's genocided daily there's even a restaurant that serves us at low cost and the name of it brags of our horrid death. How would you like if I opened a "shot in the face human" cafe? Those whom are not carted away by the foul internal skeletoned beasts grow old and wise. We have much we could share, clean renewable energy, economics, the meaning of life is known to my people. But we will not share it until the murder stops.

LOBSTERS IN A BUCKET FRY EM UP