Skitzocow Mario Brisson / The Vigilant Christian Mario -

[Abethedemon]

This guy is pretty great. He's like your run of the mill Christian Evangelist, except that he's a billion times crazier
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Vigilant_Christian
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheVigilantChristian/videos
Some notable videos:

What do you guys think?
There's quite a bit of dirt to this guy.

 

[Coldgrip]

What type of drugs does one have to take to be that level of crazy?

 

[Meowthkip]

The Lego Movie is satanic?

... Well then hail Satan, I guess. That movie was awesome.

 

[Cubanodun]

any person that put !!!!!!! in anything they do is insane in my book

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I love that anything can be linked to the illuminati. From Jay Z to My Little Pony, all working for some spooky cult.

 

[Meowthkip]

I love that anything can be linked to the illuminati. From Jay Z to My Little Pony, all working for some spooky cult.

Anything can be linked to the Illuminati or Satan if you're looking for that shit.

Wonder what this guy thinks of Gravity Falls.

 

[Abethedemon]

Anything can be linked to the Illuminati or Satan if you're looking for that shit.

Wonder what this guy thinks of Gravity Falls.

Ask and ye shall receive

 

[Gene Parmesan]

I can't be bothered with conspiracy nuts. The only thing ever interesting is the shit they choose not to attack. The 'trolls are mentally ill' video for example: This dude could totally be on the 'psychiatry is fake, it's mind control' band wagon. Seems like he's fine with psychoanalysis.

Someone tell him about the "Thud Experiment".

 

[Daario Naharis]

Ask and ye shall receive

I'm reminded of a picture an acquaintance of mine posted on Facebook. It's that White/Gold or Blue/Black dress thing. The camera focuses on a fold in the fabric shaped like a triangle.

OMG ILLUMINATI.

 

[Jackie Chin]

"If you don't see into my mind and agree with my delusions, then you're fucked in the head. Seriously dude you need some mental help if you can't see Satan."

 

[Abethedemon]

I'm reminded of a picture an acquaintance of mine posted on Facebook. It's that White/Gold or Blue/Black dress thing. The camera focuses on a fold in the fabric shaped like a triangle.

OMG ILLUMINATI.

here's a whole sub for that
http://www.reddit.com/r/ilerminaty/

 

[The Damned Thing]

Morgan Freeman is a satanic Illuminist? Say no more, i'm sold. Especially since his "arguments" are so "logically consistent".

But the video on trolls being mentally ill takes the cake. The irony levels are off the charts with this one, what with him calling trolls out for not having a life and spending all day long causing disturbances. That coming from a guy that made a 30+ minute video "exposing" the Lego movie as illuminati propaganda.

 

[Surtur]

@Satan , are you corrupting us with Legos?

 

[Ecto-1A]

That man has no life. He likes to use conspiracy theories to scare people into becoming Christians. Nothing like using fear and paranoia to win souls.

 

[Conrix]

Sora, Riku, Kairi = 3 people
Ventus, Aqua, Terra = 3 people
Mickey, Donald, Goofy = 3 people
A triangle has three points...the Eye of Providence is shaped like a triangle. Three trinities, 3+3+3=9, 9/3=3, OMG KINGDOM HEARTS IS ILLUMINATI ALSO HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!1

But seriously, I encountered people like this back in the day when I fell for the conspiracy theory "they're trying to kill us with basically everything we enjoy" crap, he wouldn't seem much different if he didn't make half hour videos analyzing the Illuminati in everything. From my experience, the two major kinds of conspiracy theorists you'd find on the internet are (mostly) secular hippies who believe in organic diets and how marijuana cures cancer (though a specific chemical in some cannabis plants have been shown to be anti-carcinogenic), and the God-fearing Fundamentalist Christians who use conspiracy theories to convert people. The latter's always been the most annoying kind to me - "HAVE FAITH IN JEEBUS AND SAVE YOUR SOLE FROM THE EVIL SATANIC CONSPIRACY" and such comments everywhere. Oddly enough the hippies are the ones encouraging people to expand their minds, maybe they halfway know it's horseshit made to excuse away the fact that bad people exist and are often in positions of power, and want others to be open-minded for that reason, or they're just playing the open your mind gambit to look smart. I knew that believing that the Illuminati took away all our nice things would pay off someday, cause now I have a rough idea of what the conspiracy community is like.
I'm not railing conspiracy theories in any way, I want people to come to their own conclusions about things instead of believing an extreme of one side or another. The fear, hatred, and paranoia against the Freemasons and Illuminati, the idea that they're both basically what happens when Satan forms Organization XIII or whatever with irl people to steal souls, comes from religious institutions defending their ideas against the perfectly innocent Freemason/Illuminati idea that we can be perfectly fine without religion, maybe even better. The churches in the days when the Freemasons/Illuminati established their ideals were basically the forerunners to the fundie conspiracy wingnuts. All of that shit they keep blaming on the Illuminati as a result is in reality probably just a product of our flawed technology, flawed understanding of others' motives, or someone's shitty power-driven behavior. tl;dr, dude's basically a conspiracy wingnut on steroids and anyone who believes him should feel bad.

 

[Ravenor]

I really do feel that Freemason an Illuminati are the devil groups deserve there own thread.

 

[Arctic]

He's probably doing it for the money. Doesn't he advertise his book all the time?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

This guy reminds me of that one video, Deception of a Generation, where in the video two guys say every kids thing in the 80's was satanic, cultist and gay.

 

[Zorceror44]

Ask and ye shall receive

What bothers me about this video is that if anything, Gravity Falls is very anti-Illuminati. The show is literally about a young conspiracy theorist and his sister searching for the truth. In several episodes, they even face off against an anthromorphised Eye Of Providence. You would think that conspiracy theorists would love this show.

 

[The Damned Thing]

What bothers me about this video is that if anything, Gravity Falls is very anti-Illuminati. The show is literally about a young conspiracy theorist and his sister searching for the truth. In several episodes, they even face off against an anthromorphised Eye Of Providence. You would think that conspiracy theorists would love this show.

Come on now, surely you must have met with enough crazy by now to know better. Nothing can satisfy conspiracy nuts. Everything is just part of some diabolical plan. Especially when something threatens to burst their precious little bubble. Like facts.
Their whole game IS the fixation over some form of conspiracy (ususally several at once), not the actual uncovering of truth or some form liberation.