Lolcow Mariotehplumber - The TRUE and HONEST #1 Sonic fan

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UPDATE 22/6/14: MORE EXPLANATIONS, MORE AUTISM, MORE TARD RAGE AND MORE INFO YA MODERN FAGGOTS

Note: Most of the videos here are down due to weens. Skip to the third page for new info about my first lolcow.

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What if you mix Spax3's raging about the Sonic games, Jace Connors, Moleman, Chris, SammyClassicSonicFan (he's friends with him now) and any other lolcows you can think of? Answer: John aka mariotehplumber.

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Mariotehplumber
Mariotehplumber (Mariotahplumber, SONIC1SONICHEDGEHOG, Testies125, richestplayerinrs, phatshock, xfiremode, JohnSonic1, MTPmoranguides) is a hero/faggot who thinks it's his duty to deliver the glorious Sonic series from its heretical Modern days. He has given himself over to the religion of Sonic; by doing that, he is required to waste thousands of dollars on worthless Sonic plushies and keychains, pose as Sonic wherever he goes, and always assert his opinion as facts.

According to him, the best Sonic game is Sonic 1. Ever since the quality of Sonic games gone downhill, he raged about it and demanded SEGA to make a 3D version of Sonic 1. When he's not making any videos about Sonic games and how they're RUINED FOREVAR, ;_; he would usually make videos about other random stuff, like other games (e.g. Mario), or rampaging his basement. (no, srsly) Most of his videos involve him ranting about character development, because to him, it's the most important aspect.

Notable rage-filled videos:
[youtube]3I-nZ5tan_0[/youtube]
[youtube]scVyF-yInfs[/youtube]

His ranting over the possibility of Sonic Adventure 3.
His rage over a GBA game of Sonic 1.

His rant over the Game Grumps.

There are also notable events throughout this mariotehplumber saga, but one which everyone probably knew is that SammyClassicSonicFan is a fan of him, to the point of making a video about him:


CURRENT EVENTS: Mariotehplumber made an apology video to Balish, one of his best friends on YouTube:


Q&A:
Q: Is mariotehplumber a troll?

A: Sadly, contrary to what the YouTube Commentaries posted, it's leaning towards no now. He spent thousands of dollars on Sonic 1 merchandise , rampaging his basement over trivial stuff several times, doing this for years, forced himself to get involved in a 1 hour Skype chat over a video about him, punching a door over a new Sonic game (forgot where's the video, but I'll check), and many more.

Q: What does Hentai Sonic mean? He mentions it several times.
A: It means the modern Sonic for him. Reason? Unlike the Classic Sonic, according to him, the modern Sonic has terrible quills. He even has a thought that people are masturbating to the fucking quills, hence he even uses the term "hentai quills".
Q: What is his current YouTube channel?
A: Here, you modern morans: http://www.youtube.com/user/mariotehplumber/videos
Q: Any more info I can know about mariotehplumber?
A: http://segaforums.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_1 SEGA Forums Wiki about him, containing his posts in the forums.
https://plus.google.com/115615618855577742937 His Google+ account. Enjoy his autism raging.
 
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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

[youtube]bjIbHOAqenc[/youtube]

One of his infamous videos.
 

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

"Hentai quills" wut?
 

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

The Dude said:
"Hentai quills" wut?

He usually refers the "Modern Sonic" to have the "Hentai Quills" because he dislikes the Modern Sonic design compared with the Classic Sonic.
 

The Dude

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Alan Pardew said:
The Dude said:
"Hentai quills" wut?

He usually refers the "Modern Sonic" to have the "Hentai Quills" because he dislikes the Modern Sonic design compared with the Classic Sonic.

But what does any of that have to do with cartoon porn?
 

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The Dude said:
Alan Pardew said:
The Dude said:
"Hentai quills" wut?

He usually refers the "Modern Sonic" to have the "Hentai Quills" because he dislikes the Modern Sonic design compared with the Classic Sonic.

But what does any of that have to do with cartoon porn?

Nobody knows. But usually he refers the "Modern Sonic" as the "Hentai Sonic" for some unknown fucked up reason.

Anyway, more videos about the self-proclaimed "#1 Sonic Fan":

[youtube]09rhMPx19BM[/youtube]
[youtube]cgOfduDln0M[/youtube]
[youtube]BHDwpoXjLtM[/youtube]
[youtube]IrkVmwvskh8[/youtube]
[youtube]W7UdpSQHP3o[/youtube]
[youtube]uRfBQoxAKkI[/youtube]

Here's his YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/mariotahplumber This is his 4th account.
 

Sakamoto

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

Wow, a for real "Basement Dweller". When he's old enough to grow a neck beard he'll be a living stereotype.
 

exball

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He said Halo Reach sucks. That wounds me.
 

Mr. 0

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O_O
It's Thorg!!
 

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

He purposely hit his head on the ceiling fan, I don't think that's lolcow behaviour, just a plea for attention.

Also it explains why he mispronounces words and generally acts like an retard.
 

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exball said:
He said Halo Reach sucks. That wounds me.

Of course Reach sucks, it doesn't have the "CLAYSSIC MASTUR CHEEF" in it.
 

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Posted during the Japanese Earthquake. HA HA HA I'M SO HAPPY THAT SEGA IS STRANDED IN JAPAN!!!11ONE


How SammyClassicSonicFan gets his ideas from.

[youtube]pJS7iLnX_mY[/youtube]

A mirror of MTP's excellent Crash Bandicoot review.
 

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exball

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

Alan Pardew said:
Posted during the Japanese Earthquake. HA HA HA I'M SO HAPPY THAT SEGA IS STRANDED IN JAPAN!!!11ONE


How SammyClassicSonicFan gets his ideas from.

[youtube]pJS7iLnX_mY[/youtube]

A mirror of MTP's excellent Crash Bandicoot review.

That explains why he says frick so much.
 

José Mourinho

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

[youtube]gHGtZTcpFFQ[/youtube]

mariotehplumber makes a special appearance.
 

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

I actually find him mildly entertaining. Kind of like laughing at a good fart joke every now and then: it won't make you gasp for air laughing, but you'll at least giggle.

"IM FUCKEN SONIC!!"
 

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Re: Mariotehplumber - A Master Troll or The Biggest Lolcow E

[youtube]9cOPf9IHqI4[/youtube]

FUCKING NIGGA KNUCKLES!!!1ONE
 
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