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Cat Fight Marissa Elienne vs. Kiwi Farms

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by marissa elienne, Jun 19, 2017 at 3:15 AM.

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  1. If she wasn't already, she is now. I said this in chat and I'll say it again, I led this horse to the koolaid and apparently she was really thirsty.
     
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  3. you dont even have correct posture for operatic singing. it wouldve been literally the first thing you learned :/
     
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  4. despite negative kiwifarm covfefe
     
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  5. Yeah, I'd say that missing a brain is pretty serious.
    And you apparently can't type it.
     
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  6. @marissa elienne, you might want to have one of your incredibly intelligent friends explain SEO to you. This thread is one of the top results when anyone searches your name. When I get finished typing this, I'm going to change the description of it to include the fact that you advocate for eugenics and suicide-bait people on the Internet. You want to score films? The film industry is populated by a lot of people with liberal political leanings. You think any of those people are going to want to work with someone like you? I hope this little freak out was worth it, and that you enjoyed calling us stupid. You'll see, in the future, when you become synonymous with what you said here, who was the stupid one, after all.
     
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  7. Broken Pussy is the best pussy.
     
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  8. Im sure she'll be back later after voice lessons
     
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  9. I pray that if I go insane when I am older whatever family I have will get me into an institution with no internet. Can you imagine the most memorable part of your legacy being flopping around with a scarf?

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    What are the 20 instruments you can play?
     
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  10. Marissa actually has a very pleasant speaking voice, maybe she should try to get into the ASMR community.
     
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  11. She is directly responding to this thread on her channel on a rapid fire stream of uploads

     
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  12. I followed one. She's really, really hung up on the idea people called her old and ugly. I confess, I skimmed this thread (mostly to read her Wall of Gibberish contributions). Did that happen? Much?
     
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  13. No.
     
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  14. I think a lot of it is projecting. She latches on to the things she deep down fears are true about herself and claims it's everyone else who thinks that and clearly they must be crazy.

    I've followed her for a while and she is INCREDIBLY unstable. She stalked a singer from a British band called Suede for a while, and now (depending on the time of day) claims either he was stalking her or claim she's never even heard of Suede. She called and left harassing voicemails for another musician/artist as well. There's actually video out there of him incorporating those voicemails into a live show but I can't find it right now.
     
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  15. i think if she was the type to listen to criticism instead of lying about herself she might have become more like how she views herself instead of a crazed genocidal hippie
     
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  16. If you post anywhere else she frequents, feel free to let them know that in addition to all of her other qualities, she compares people of lower intelligence to inferior breeds of dogs and wants them all to be exterminated so that their bad DNA will no longer be perpetuated and the human race will be entirely populated by superior humans like herself.
     
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  17. I don't know of anywhere else she frequents. To be honest, I've been silently fascinated by her insanity for some time and this is the first time I've stumbled on an active/live discussion about her and I'm more excited than I probably should be
     
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  18. You can continue to guest post if you like, but you should make an account if people like this amuse/fascinate you. We have lots of them.
     
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  19. I appreciate your invitation and gladly accept.
     
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  20. When a video that needs to be archived is posted, please link it and then report the post. I'll deal with it.
     
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