Orbiter Mark Taylor / Maku Teira / TheLegendOfMaku / MarkMetal2013 - Promised to drop medical dox proving JY is a biological male and then didn't. Surprise?

[AbraCadaver]

I'm watching his DIY Become Successful video. He's apparently living off the income of his investments and is wealthy. He is in a dark dingy room decorated with unframed posters and drinking from a plastic cup while wearing a frayed hat, recording this video on a camera with potato-quality resolution. Such wealth. I am very jealous.

Well OBVIOUSLY he’s one of those eccentric wealthy people who dress cheaply and live cheaply and eat cheaply and don’t show off their wealth.

Except when he posts photos of himself clammily clutching the results of his last three trips to the ATM.

 

[2nd_time_user]

Well OBVIOUSLY he’s one of those eccentric wealthy people who dress cheaply and live cheaply and eat cheaply and don’t show off their wealth.

Except when he posts photos of himself clammily clutching the results of his last three trips to the ATM.

He's online, but my guess is he's hit the "ignore" button on everyone whose spoken critically of him in this thread. He's still stanning whatever gay-op he won't tell everyone about on Twitter, though.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I hope his overall plan is to eventually take Yaniv under his Axe-soaked wing and teach him how to DRESS TO IMPRESS.

Tip: a classy accent of Batman logos, or perhaps an elegant touch of style in the form of a choice selection of Deadpool wallets on chains, adds a continental sophistication to any gentleman’s summer wardrobe.

Always remember to maintain the integrity of your fat kid athletic shorts. The moment you notice the elastic waistband becoming loose or unkempt, continue to wear the garment for six years because you’re a dirt-poor raving loony.

 

[Looney Troons]

i come to this thread to laugh at the white man version of this classic meme

 

[2nd_time_user]

He got Ryan to fall for his troll attempts. He's entertaining in that way. Just accept that everyone's not as smart as your average Farmer.

 

[SeeingRad]

I wanted to highlight this video. I think it's probably Mark's finest work and I suggest watching it in full.

This is genuinely one of the most inexplicable things that I've ever seen on the internet. That's the only word I can come up with for it, inexplicable. It's hard to wrap my head around the level of delusion that one would need to be afflicted by to record and upload this video. Mark, who is generally seen wearing a t-shirt, a snapback and basketball shorts with an elastic waistband, has the audacity to think that he can teach others how to "dress to impress."

There is a phrase that you often hear used rhetorically - "Who is this guy trying to fool?" But I have to ask it genuinely here. Who? Who is the audience for this? Who does he want to fool and why does he think he will be able to? What will he accomplish by fooling them? This is like watching a man with no legs make an earnest attempt to explain to people how to throw a roundhouse kick.

0:25 - "The first thing we need to figure out is going to be your outfit." He pans the 240p camera over his "outfits", which all consist of fat kid basketball shorts and graphic tees. One is a very chic Nintendo shirt that was probably bought at Hot Topic. Another has the Punisher logo and the final one has 3 skeletons doing "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" poses. He speaks about his shirt choices as if the average 16 year old wouldn't be humiliated to wear them.

0:50 - His first piece of advice is to avoid mixing colors. Gray and blue is no good, he says. "Full black, or black and gray, you can go gray and gray. We're gonna do gray shirts and black shorts." No logical explanation for this is provided, but it is one of two actual pieces of advice he gives in this video other than "Just pick some shit."

1:20 - We enter his section on hats. His choices are a "Rated R Superstar" WWE camo beanie and a black snapback that has Batman and Superman. He picks the black one so that it doesn't clash. "But either one works." He seems to have gotten bored with this video concept already.

2:05 - Accessories. Mark has a tableful of garbage trinkets. Bracelets, a dogtag, bright green sunglasses. it looks like he's raided the discount section at a Spencer's. "Watch - that's a fancy watch and all - do you really need a watch? Uhh, no." He explains nothing while throwing a bunch of the garbage to the side and settles on a random assortment of bracelets and the dogtag.

4:45 - We enter the fragrance section. At this point the video is beginning to feel slightly Sam Hyde-ian. I'm waiting, almost hoping for him to scream into the camera that his mother is a bitch while karate kicking an oscillating fan, but relief never comes. He presents two fragrances, "Playboy Hollywood and "Versace", both in tiny travel sizes. He explains to use that "either of these are good smells because if you wear dark clothing you don't want something with a fruity smell to it, vice versa." Impeccable logic.

5:35 - The wrapup. Mark doesn't manage to actually get a shot of his outfit here to see the result of his brilliant fashion knowhow, but he does show us his bracelets, rings and dogtag. "So, anyways...that's how you style, that's how your profile basically, that's how you look good. So. There ya go. Anyway. I'm out. Peace." Mark sounds utterly defeated. How is the next move here not to delete this footage off of your laptop before bleechbitting the harddrive into oblivion? I truly don't understand why this video ever saw the light of day.

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The more I watch this video, the more obsessed I become with finding the punchline in it. It's all so mundane. Why are we forced to experience an existence where this video is not a joke? It's far more pathetic than Amber Lynn's worst videos, because at least she's right that there are hadurrs out there watching. There have been cows like Aaron McCluske who make strange videos, but he literally had an IQ of like 50 so we could make sense of why the videos existed, even if we couldn't make sense of the videos themselves. Taxman was a schizophrenic alcoholic. Mental illness makes you do some wild shit. I can understand that.

But I cannot understand this video. It's fully lucid and yet completely ignorant of everything about itself. There's no element of madness here, just a complete dearth of...intelligence? What do you call the level of sentience that a fungus exhibits? Because I feel like that's about the level Mark is at here. Why doesn't Mark even try to convince the viewer that he should be an authority on the subject? Why didn't he just go to Target and buy some regular ass pants and shirts and pretend they were expensive? I'm left scratching away at this nonsense in a desperate attempt to find a clue about what he was trying to do here. This is so gay.

I was sad to see that the giant, fake gold chain with the letter G didn't make the cut.

@WaxMyEyebrows might I suggest another classy, tasteful addition to your collection of necklaces?

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I hope his overall plan is to eventually take Yaniv under his Axe-soaked wing and teach him how to DRESS TO IMPRESS.

Tip: a classy accent of Batman logos, or perhaps an elegant touch of style in the form of a choice selection of Deadpool wallets on chains, adds a continental sophistication to any gentleman’s summer wardrobe.

Always remember to maintain the integrity of your fat kid athletic shorts. The moment you notice the elastic waistband becoming loose or unkempt, continue to wear the garment for six years because you’re a dirt-poor raving loony.

May I direct your attention to this thread.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Sounds like the "How to Remain Unemployed Indefinitely" video popular among troons. Should be a hit.

Judging from the mention in the OP it would seem he has a girlfriend with “issues” so she probably gets a tugboat and this dude lives off of a disabled woman and spends his days on porn-hub, GTA and gay-ops.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

If Big Money Mark happens to be slow responding to DMs or anything, please don't hold it against him. He's typing with one hand right now.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[AbraCadaver]

May I direct your attention to this thread.

You may indeed!

You can see the different interpretations of an overall unisex look...Mark favours the brooding masculinity of the Dark Knight, while Becky flirtatiously dresses up her ensemble with some classical Rugrats accents. Truly timeless.

Judging from the mention in the OP it would seem he has a girlfriend with “issues” so she probably gets a tugboat and this dude lives off of a disabled woman and spends his days on porn-hub, GTA and gay-ops.

Her biggest personal issue is that she doesn’t exist.

 

[2nd_time_user]

I'm finding this guy more annoying than even @RXG tbf.

@RXG at least had some financial plan for entering the yaniv household, albeit one that backfired on him. But however shitty a plan, it's evident he had a customized one. And at least with his dumb plan, he didn't mention the Farms.

This guy has no plan other than to larp on the latest Twit outrage and try to sell 2013 muscle shirts. And in his latest dumbops, he invoked the Farms as the only place he said he'd publicly download to.Then on Twitter, he started shrieking publicly at people who called him out for not doing it--"You just a TWOLL! I'm gonna block uwu!" Not only did he admit he was lying for it (BUT SEE I HAVE A GREATER PLAN) but then he shows up here as Cape Pedoslayer, Then he calls out @RXG for using the ignore button on him.

His mission is done. He can go back to fapping on PornHub and on the RealDoll that's allegedly his epileptic girlfriend.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I hope his overall plan is to eventually take Yaniv under his Axe-soaked wing and teach him how to DRESS TO IMPRESS. This video is almost as inexplicable as the previous one.

Tip: a classy accent of Batman logos, or perhaps an elegant touch of style in the form of a choice selection of Deadpool wallets on chains, adds a continental sophistication to any gentleman’s summer wardrobe.

Always remember to maintain the integrity of your fat kid athletic shorts. The moment you notice the elastic waistband becoming loose or unkempt, continue to wear the garment for six years because you’re a dirt-poor raving loony.

ACTUALLY - Mark has taken a hardline stance against Axe bodyspray, as seen in his hit video "HOW TO IMPRESS WOMEN." The record must be set straight!

This is a fantastic video because we get to see the tips from Mark's fashion tutorial put into action. He's wearing a stunning pair of dogtags with a bracelet that appears to be have been improvised from a piece of twine picked up at a construction site, paired with a shirt representing his adopted home of Japan, emblazoned with the word "TOKYO." He finishes the ensemble off by adorning himself with a gray beanie, a la fellow fashion maven Tim Poole. A very naturalistic look from my boy, Big Money Mark.

Some choice quotes since I'm sure you aren't as autistic as I am to actually watch this tripe.

"You honestly have to be yourself. If you're trying to find a woman that you're potentially going to spend the rest of your life with, you don't want to have to lie about who you are. Be your damn self. It's as simple as that, be yourself. Now besides that..."

"So for starters - try to wear something different. Try to offer something different. Don't wear the Axe. Don't wear the uh - what is it? The Old Spice that everybody wears. Try to wear something different(...) I'm not saying go out your way to get a two, three thousand dollar bottle of Creed - Now, I got a two, three thousand dollar of creed. But you don't have to go out of your to get it. Put on some Versace, something of the sorts cologne-wise."

"Try and be slightly different, I know it sounds like uh, a double negative sort of thing, in all honesty, look - one thing about me, yeah I like wearing shirts that say "TOKYO" or another t-shirt that has a picture of an old school Nintendo on it by all means. I also wear my own merchandise, I wear my Mark Taylor merchandise, and granted - there's a lot of other people who wear Mark Taylor merchandise!"

"If you can do better, do better. If you're writing a song, don't just write a song that just gets by. Write it like it's supposed to be the best song that's ever been heard. It's the same as when it comes to acting. Don't half-ass it. Never half-ass it."

"Be successful in life. You don't have to have a million dollars or a billion dollars, but have money. Be financially stable. Be able to carry your own(...). I made a video called random where I took $25,000 which is like nothing to me and just put it on the floor and was like, yeah, $25,000. That's not shit to me. $25,000. I spend that in a week if I want to. But I know not a lot of people have it like that."

 

[Short Stack]

ACTUALLY - Mark has taken a hardline stance against Axe bodyspray, as seen in his hit video "HOW TO IMPRESS WOMEN." The record must be set straight!

This is a fantastic video because we get to see the tips from Mark's fashion tutorial put into action. He's wearing a stunning pair of dogtags with a bracelet that appears to be have been improvised from a piece of twine picked up at a construction site, paired with a shirt representing his adopted home of Japan, emblazoned with the word "TOKYO." He finishes the ensemble off by adorning himself with a gray beanie, a la fellow fashion maven Tim Poole. A very naturalistic look from my boy, Big Money Mark.

Some choice quotes since I'm sure you aren't as autistic as I am to actually watch this tripe.

"You honestly have to be yourself. If you're trying to find a woman that you're potentially going to spend the rest of your life with, you don't want to have to lie about who you are. Be your damn self. It's as simple as that, be yourself. Now besides that..."

"So for starters - try to wear something different. Try to offer something different. Don't wear the Axe. Don't wear the uh - what is it? The Old Spice that everybody wears. Try to wear something different(...) I'm not saying go out your way to get a two, three thousand dollar bottle of Creed - Now, I got a two, three thousand dollar of creed. But you don't have to go out of your to get it. Put on some Versace, something of the sorts cologne-wise."

"Try and be slightly different, I know it sounds like uh, a double negative sort of thing, in all honesty, look - one thing about me, yeah I like wearing shirts that say "TOKYO" or another t-shirt that has a picture of an old school Nintendo on it by all means. I also wear my own merchandise, I wear my Mark Taylor merchandise, and granted - there's a lot of other people who wear Mark Taylor Merchandise!"

"If you can do better, do better. If you're writing a song, don't just write a song that just gets by. Write it like it's supposed to be the best song that's ever been heard. It's the same as when it comes to acting. Don't half-ass it. Never half-ass it."

"Be successful in life. You don't have to have a million dollars or a billion dollars, but have money. Be financially stable. Be able to carry your own(...). I made a video called random where I took $25,000 which is like nothing to me and just put it on the floor and was like, yeah, $25,000. That's not shit to me. $25,000. I spend that in a week if I want to. But I know not a lot of people have it like that."

Is that the corner where his mattress is....& dirt / body stains on the walls?...yeah right dude

 

[AbraCadaver]

ACTUALLY - Mark has taken a hardline stance against Axe bodyspray, as seen in his hit video "HOW TO IMPRESS WOMEN." The record must be set straight!

This is a fantastic video because we get to see the tips from Mark's fashion tutorial put into action. He's wearing a stunning pair of dogtags with a bracelet that appears to be have been improvised from a piece of twine picked up at a construction site, paired with a shirt representing his adopted home of Japan, emblazoned with the word "TOKYO." He finishes the ensemble off by adorning himself with a gray beanie, a la fellow fashion maven Tim Poole. A very naturalistic look from my boy, Big Money Mark.

Some choice quotes since I'm sure you aren't as autistic as I am to actually watch this tripe.

"You honestly have to be yourself. If you're trying to find a woman that you're potentially going to spend the rest of your life with, you don't want to have to lie about who you are. Be your damn self. It's as simple as that, be yourself. Now besides that..."

"So for starters - try to wear something different. Try to offer something different. Don't wear the Axe. Don't wear the uh - what is it? The Old Spice that everybody wears. Try to wear something different(...) I'm not saying go out your way to get a two, three thousand dollar bottle of Creed - Now, I got a two, three thousand dollar of creed. But you don't have to go out of your to get it. Put on some Versace, something of the sorts cologne-wise."

"Try and be slightly different, I know it sounds like uh, a double negative sort of thing, in all honesty, look - one thing about me, yeah I like wearing shirts that say "TOKYO" or another t-shirt that has a picture of an old school Nintendo on it by all means. I also wear my own merchandise, I wear my Mark Taylor merchandise, and granted - there's a lot of other people who wear Mark Taylor merchandise!"

"If you can do better, do better. If you're writing a song, don't just write a song that just gets by. Write it like it's supposed to be the best song that's ever been heard. It's the same as when it comes to acting. Don't half-ass it. Never half-ass it."

"Be successful in life. You don't have to have a million dollars or a billion dollars, but have money. Be financially stable. Be able to carry your own(...). I made a video called random where I took $25,000 which is like nothing to me and just put it on the floor and was like, yeah, $25,000. That's not shit to me. $25,000. I spend that in a week if I want to. But I know not a lot of people have it like that."

fuckin hell there’s MARK TAYLOR MERCHANDISE? What retailer carries it? I must know!

Jesus it’s like watching a grown man play pretend in the mirror. I own 3k bottles of cologne, I have my own line of clothing everyone wears, I live in Tokyo.

I’m not sure which is the most laughable lie.

Also just lol at “I put 25k on the floor because I spend it in a week and it means nothing to me.” Which is why he....made a video of it? I’m fukken dead mate

Mark, no one who drops that much actual money in a week bothers to make VIDEOS of it. If 20 dollars was nothing to me and I could easily spend that in a week, why would I put it in the floor and take a picture of it? I wouldn’t. Because it’s stupid.

I know you feel bad that you’re a fuckin nobody in a dirty little hovel in New Jersey who wears shite clothes and has no fame, fortune or success to his name. But fer fucks sake, keep that to yourself. The world’s cringe supplies are rapidly depleting.

 

[SourDiesel]

fuckin hell there’s MARK TAYLOR MERCHANDISE? What retailer carries it? I must know!

Jesus it’s like watching a grown man play pretend in the mirror. I own 3k bottles of cologne, I have my own line of clothing everyone wears, I live in Tokyo.

I’m not sure which is the most laughable lie.

"I got these Adult Swim sunglasses. They don't do international shipping but I made it work."

Honestly, I lost it at Adult Swim sunglasses. I didn't even make it one minute in.

 

[AbraCadaver]

"I got these Adult Swim sunglasses. They don't do international shipping but I made it work."

Honestly, I lost it at Adult Swim sunglasses. I didn't even make it one minute in.

I just enjoy that he realized the “no international shipping” policy was about to break his carefully crafted and totally believable lie about living in Japan, so he had to head that off at the pass to keep us in the dark. Nobody was thinking it, but damn it he was NOT going to have plotholes!

You made it work because new jersey isn’t international, fatboy.

 

[What This Old Thing!?]

Mark is promising more m.ilk with the poop, or more poop with the m.ilk.

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[The Un-Clit]

Mark is promising more m.ilk with the poop, or more poop with the m.ilk.

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Forgive me if I don't hold my breath waiting.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

All this normie involvement is getting tiresome...guess I'm back on Mark Taylor watch though.

 

[BallBuster]

Mark is promising more m.ilk with the poop, or more poop with the m.ilk.

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Oh fuck this cunt every cunt that looks like him. He hasn’t had any attention since August and now he comes back spouting more bullshit.