Careercow Martin Shkreli - Former Pharma Exec, Criminal, Impotent Rageaholic

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Sep 15, 2019


Everyone's (Favorite) Grudge
Apr 26, 2016
One terrifying side effect of life in prison you don't see people talking about is how spending a few years there makes you look like the average redditor.


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True & Honest Fan
Dec 28, 2014
Shrekli exploited medicare/medicaid the same way the big boys did and gave out free medicine to anyone who asked for it. His problem was that he's not in the Club so he doesn't get to do it.
He's kind of a piece of shit but something most people don't realize is he wasn't ripping off actual humans. They could get daraprim for free as you point out. He was screwing insurance companies. Fuck insurance companies. And the government, fuck the government too for that matter. And right, the reason he didn't get away with it is he isn't in the Big Club that you and I are not a member of, as Carlin put it.

Apr 9, 2022
I wonder if he'll start seeing that journalist who fell in love with him in prison now that he's out. I'm betting she's one of those... hybristophiles?

Hybristophilia is a sexual interest in and attraction to those who commit crimes,[1] a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed a crime.


Only the kindest and friendliest of all Goodmans
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True & Honest Fan
Dec 28, 2014
So will he do some bullshit NFT or wait for the next really retarded crypto trend? Or invent some retarded trend of his own? He needs to get that fucking Wu-Tang album back or release it on a torrent.

Lester Jones

Staring into the abyss
Mar 26, 2020
Shkreli just streamed back from prison:

Fixing his computer at the moment.
He wants to get back to the dating scene and make some babies to repopulate America because of the world's fertility crisis.
Sadly, no rape occurred in prison. Dudes in his prison were mostly hanging out and playing cards.
Plans to play the Wu-Tang album soon in a live stream. Probably in YT since he's going to create an account there.
Dude's still rich. There's an ongoing litigation with the FTC.
"When you have a lot of talent, money is not the first concern."
He's planning to release some software soon since that's what he was doing before prison.
Prison Names: Marty, Marty Marsh, Shkrel, Shkreli
His new Twitter account:
His website:

Answers some viewer questions.
Talks about Hillary, and hopes she goes to prison.
Acclimating to real life, and took his first shower in 5 years yesterday
Made lots of friends in prison, and made a group called Crypto Thugs with one of them. He taught crypto and finance there.
Can understand Albanian, but can't speak it very well.
Feels sorry for Elizabeth Holmes
Hanged out with Fetty Wap's brother
Helped Duke Tanner get clemency
Met a lot of Albanians in prison
Fights don't happen that much in prison he was in, but if it happens, they're over pretty quickly.
Banned from pharma in the country, but he plans to fight it in court.
FTC is the most useless part of our government.
FTC always loses.

There was a trans woman in his prison, and he was the most woke person in there.
He's still Republican.
Read a lot of books from Nick Bostrom while in prison. Recommends his works on Simulation Theory.
Best book he read in prison was Code by Charles Petzold.
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Rabid Northman

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True & Honest Fan
Aug 18, 2020
Plans to play the Wu-Tang album soon in a live stream. Probably in YT since he's going to create an account there.
Shkreli is on Destiny's stream now will update with an archive later.

I didn't include the video as the camera was a messed up angle due to him using his phone.
Some notes:
-No Wu-tang album unfortunately. He tried to access some stashed digital copies but said he couldn't, says he did sell the physical copy to pay off debts.
-300 lb man named Gator was a cellmate of Martin's in prison. He had 8 kids so he was now "fixed" and tattoos of each kid name but the 8th is blank as he forgot their name? Started a lot of sentences with "Ain't gonna lie".
-He had a cellphone (smuggled in) in prison and was on it 12 hrs a day.
-He would call himself Blanco Chapo and it would only take sometimes.
-He had a meme board in jail where people would mail in memes and they would write their own captions.
-He missed his computer more than sex, he missed League and spends a bit trying to recover the account.
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