Gross Martina Big -

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Pargon

He don't
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Can we just call her Shadow Mountain Tits now? Bigger tits and even blacker skin. She’s transforming into an ink blot test.
"The accumulated shame of all their flat chests and pallid, ivory skin will foam up about their waists and all the other whores and porn stars will look up and shout "Stop, you're big enough!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "never."
 

Rabbit Bones

He Rapes To Make That Money For His Family
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Let's be real, if she was American she'd have been raked over the coals and torn apart in the media until she had become a hate-figure. It's nice to be reminded that at least in some respects, the rest of the world is a lot less psychotic.
That happened, kinda. She was on the Maury show and everyone booed her, and she was in some of those celebrity gossip shows they show on local stations after the news, and she was generally disliked. There are always black women with hood rat names in her comments section shit talking her. But I don't think she really cares. She's trying to African, not African American, so I don't think she gives a shit what they think.
 

Pargon

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Let's be real, if she was American she'd have been raked over the coals and torn apart in the media until she had become a hate-figure. It's nice to be reminded that at least in some respects, the rest of the world is a lot less psychotic.
She also comes from the land of Mohammed's Top Speed Party Bus so let's not get too carried away with how well-adjusted Germany is.
 

Durable Mike Malloy

Fine &/or dandy.
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flattered that she gives a shit.
Nah, she's just their paypig. They'll tell her whatever she wants to hear as long as she keeps splashing out for the "authentic Maasai village experience."

Let's talk Maasai beauty standards: Maasai women tend to be tall and slim with very small tits, and that's how they like it. Petite, high, shapely breasts are considered attractive and desirable by men, and if you see a Maasai woman who's any bigger than a small B cup, she's almost certainly a nursing mother.

It's bad for a highly mobile pastoral society if women are burdened with too many little kids - men who get a wife pregnant more than once every four years or so are shamed and humiliated for being too poor to afford enough wives. There's a strong cultural pressure against a man having sex with his wife while her children are young enough to breastfeed, which plays a role in the devaluation of large breasts in the Maasai sexual economy.

You know how African women from "pygmy" hunter-gatherer cultures were kidnapped for ethnological expositions, so European audiences could point and stare at their massive asses? That's just about how Maasai feel about the average white woman's breasts. Big boobs on a woman who is not breastfeeding are seen as bizarre, and by Maasai standards, the average German D cup is ludicrous.

Both men and women will laugh at the average white woman's giant clown tits; if she's actually friends with them, they'll tease her to her face - teasing and teasing songs are a big thing with the Maasai - and otherwise, they'll just mock her behind her back. So you can imagine how the Maasai really feel about Martina Big.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

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This is what it must have felt like when they discovered the first Pokémon. Then it evolved into another weird thing. Will it do it again? What could the next form be!?

edit: I agree in that she seems harmless. It's not a Noodles & Beef situation, no obvious internet insanity/rage/hate towards people, no kids dragged into her shit, it's commendable by lolcow standards.