Skitzocow Masonicon / Zakaria Shalih - Conspiracy theorist and genius film maker.

[Fallensaint]

Before we begin, credit to @Bungleboy for first bringing Zak to our attention in this thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ani-toonspiracy.13834/.

Meet Zakaria Shalih

Like many of the subjects that attract our ire, Zak's fame was fleeting. In late 2015 the above thread was started detailing the autistic crossover adventures of our hero Zakh aka @Masonicon.

Masonicon's kiwi farms career lasted a grand total of 6 posts where he tried to shill his autistic crossover; The Ani-Toonspiracy while also trying to personal army a couple of other DA spergs for good measure.

I bet we can fix that if we really try.

After 6 months of inactivity the Ani-toonspiracy thread was, perhaps unfairly, consigned to anonymity through lack of use. However, in Zakaria's mind, the ignominy of having a thread on his work of genius burned on to the point that he made this post.

I confess that I had never heard about The Ani-Toonspiracy before and, having had it brought to my attention by Zak, I decided to journey a little further to see just just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

As described in the aforementioned thread, The Ani-Toonspracy is Zakaria's magnum opus that he has been trying to shill over a career spanning 8! years on the internet. If nothing else his persistence in this matter is to be admired.

What is The Ani-Toonspiracy you ask? Er... this.

It has a movie script and everything!

archive.md/AoCi9

With memorable and era defining quotes such as:

Truly, not since Redefining EVA has a work of fiction so completely captured the collective consciousness of today's jaded youth.

Now, i know what you are all thinking, but copyright is not an issue, our boy Zak has it down pat.

Genius.

Trailer for the movie


Donate your money to this glorious enterprise


http://epicxovermovie.webs.com/apps/donations/

$ 0 of $999,999

The Ani Toonspiracy was more than deserving of its thread in community watch but the insanity of Masonicon extends more to his love of conspiracy theories rather than his abortive desire to produce Pooh's Adventures redux.

Ah yes, the government would never allow such classics as Spongebob takes on the underwater illuminati to exist.

Boycott Spongebob! The Ani-Toonspiracy is better!

https://www.change.org/p/boycott-20...&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition

I am world's best maymay maker

Long before we noticed Zak he was making friends on the spore forums; he even had his own fan club!

https://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/list/53947.page

Fan works are marketable experience after all.

Insanity like this deserves to be rewarded the only way we know how.

https://twitter.com/masonicon
https://www.facebook.com/zakaria.shalih?fref=ts
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCScSapBmWIMIE7AcqLWxj5g
http://masonicon.deviantart.com/
http://heroeswiki.com/User:Masonicon
http://anitoonspiracy.wikia.com
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?s=06e2618363e20b07f61ea28395648bf0&showuser=1493
http://epicxovermovie.webs.com/
http://masonicon.tumblr.com/
https://www.linkedin.com/in/zakaria-shalih-25376428

Archives:
http://archive.md/IKYL5
http://archive.md/fhpy7
http://archive.md/4XA40
http://archive.md/wfXTi
http://archive.md/aaT8t
http://archive.md/NFyLc
http://archive.md/b6DeR
http://archive.md/F4cBZ

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Man, that photo. How has he been terrifying the internet for 8 years when he's only 11 years old?

 

[Strelok]

Oh boy a chemtrail looney. Chemtrails are my all time favorite conspiracy (excluding the moon is a hologram people) because, by all known laws of physics, it would be the single least effective way to poison/implant/whatever populations at large you could invent next to having to pay a guy to spray a bottle of nanobot windex in their face. At least the flouride loons are correct in that the delivery method makes perfect sense for mass scale population infection.

 

[ActualKiwi]

So...cheap ripoff of the matrix falling numbers screensaver as a movie intro. Good job kid.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

How old is he? Because he really looks preteen in that photo.

 

[Mapache]

Why do autists treat fucking kids cartoons so damn seriously? I can't understand.
Maybe because mentally they are children, severely brain damaged children. Either way shits crazy.

 

[Strelok]

Why do autists treat fucking kids cartoons so damn seriously? I can't understand.
Maybe because mentally they are children, severely brain damaged children. Either way shits crazy.

Because most autists prefer trains but we don't let train spergs on here anymore. So we settle for the next best thing.

But really it's man bites dog syndrome. Media in general is just a big thing on the internet, so as a site that deals primarily in internet retards, of course we'll pick up on that more than the autistic guys who count baseball cards in their mothers basement without so much as a phoneline.

 

[Mapache]

Because most autists prefer trains but we don't let train spergs on here anymore. So we settle for the next best thing.

But really it's man bites dog syndrome. Media in general is just a big thing on the internet, so as a site that deals primarily in internet retards, of course we'll pick up on that more than the autistic guys who count baseball cards in their mothers basement without so much as a phoneline.

Well yeah, we do have variety on the farms, no cow is exactly the same and milk comes in different flavors of course.
But you still have to take into consideration why such a large majority have dreams of owning media franchises like cwc. Y'know the way they treat kids cartoons is not unlike the way a history geek treats ww2 and the such.

 

[Fallensaint]

How old is he? Because he really looks preteen in that photo.

I suspect the photo is rather old given it came from his MySpace

His DA account is 8 yearsold and I was able to identify his job. Assuming he didn't open the DA at 9 years old we're fine.

If someone can find a more recent one or if the mods are unhappy with it I will update the op.

Edit: updated until a more recent image can be found after discussion with mods.

 

[Fallensaint]

A new conspiracy to enjoy.

I... I'm not sure what this one is about. Although the English is glorious.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A new conspiracy to enjoy.

I... I'm not sure what this one is about. Although the English is glorious.

Weird. Couldn't see these images but they showed up when I tried to respond yet disappear in the actual message once it's posted.

It's a CONSPIRACY! (*dun dun dun*)

 

[Fallensaint]

Weird. Couldn't see these images but they showed up when I tried to respond yet disappear in the actual message once it's posted.

It's a CONSPIRACY! (*dun dun dun*)

Nah, image uploads are broken. I figure they'll pop up once the site stops hiccuping, but I guess we'll see.

 

[Bassomatic]

I really enjoy reading conspiry theories for the lulz and all but I literally can't even figure what this is about or why it's happening. He doesn't seem to even have a solid plot or end game, this is a hoot good find OP!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Nah, image uploads are broken. I figure they'll pop up once the site stops hiccuping, but I guess we'll see.

Yeah sure, I bet you're one of those Illuminati Skull & Bones Bildenburg type people and are just trying to suppress the truth from coming out.

Although you'd think a super secret organization bent on world domination wouldn't be so obvious about it. I mean what good is being part of the Illuminati if everybody and their dog knows about you and that you're evil? My suggestion to these people would be that there's another group called the Super Illuminati who are the real masters of everything and they're using the regular Illuminati as a cover for their operations. Just like a magician uses misdirection, so does the Super Illuminati. Of course then because we know about them there's the Super Duper Illuminati behind them and the Super Duper Extra Illuminati behind them and so on and so forth.

tl;dr - conspiracy nuts are stupid.

I really enjoy reading conspiry theories for the lulz and all but I literally can't even figure what this is about or why it's happening. He doesn't seem to even have a solid plot or end game, this is a hoot good find OP!

But that's just it, they don't need an end game. They're evil just because and that's all that matters.

 

[Staffy]

If he wasn't severely autistically onto some cartoons I'd assume that he's just trying and failing to mooch off money from people dumb enough on the internet, by looking at the posted amount of money needed for a goal.

 

[Fallensaint]

"Back in 2010, when I was looking for something to research for my Projects(at the time it also includes Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour mod project) as well more inspiration not to mention somewhat bored with Conspiracy Theories I knew at the time, I came across series of videos that Conspiracy Theorists die for: the Antichrist Dajjal will be a Reptilian Shapeshifter(at the time I first exposed into, it into early episodes of 2nd semester).
in 2007, Abdullah Hashem(at the time he’s Muslim that aren’t Sunni or Shiite) makes the series of videos from the research he and his friend did from year 2000, and that’s the Antichrist Dajjal will be a Reptilian Shapshifter, it teaches me everything from Pyramids can punch the hole in the Dimensional barrier(this is the reason why something that makes Bermuda Triangle causing disappearances are indeed Pyramid in it’s seabed) to even Psychic Powers, Paranormal phenomenon, and so on aren’t exactly violates Laws of Physics as we know them(due to they’re can explained as Quantum Physics that operates at bigger than atom scale) not to mention the Real Truth about Anunnaki(finding out that Anunnaki reptiles creates both Human Race and Religions are worst disinfos that I ever got into, this is one of the reason I cancels another mod project of mine ever before it left my mind(hint: it’s C&CG:ZH mod project)).
oh yeah, the Mario bros stuff in TADS videos are one of the reason behind Mario inclusion into Ani-Toonspiracy Project
Download/watch TADS 1st semester here and Watch TADS 2nd Semester Here
I has followed the Abdullah Hashem until sometime around 15th episode of TADS 3rd Semester, he decided to turns his backs to even me(likely he’s converts into Shiite some time ago) in this video:"

http://archive.md/nY2sY

We believe in the black banners and our Imam

 

[Masonicon]

Let me Elaborate things!

If he wasn't severely autistically onto some cartoons I'd assume that he's just trying and failing to mooch off money from people dumb enough on the internet, by looking at the posted amount of money needed for a goal.

The Reason I use Donation pool to cover the cost of that is: to get around Copyright issues of that Project without sponsorship, and no one needs to be that dumb to chip their pennies there

"Back in 2010, when I was looking for something to research for my Projects(at the time it also includes Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour mod project) as well more inspiration not to mention somewhat bored with Conspiracy Theories I knew at the time, I came across series of videos that Conspiracy Theorists die for: the Antichrist Dajjal will be a Reptilian Shapeshifter(at the time I first exposed into, it into early episodes of 2nd semester).
in 2007, Abdullah Hashem(at the time he’s Muslim that aren’t Sunni or Shiite) makes the series of videos from the research he and his friend did from year 2000, and that’s the Antichrist Dajjal will be a Reptilian Shapshifter, it teaches me everything from Pyramids can punch the hole in the Dimensional barrier(this is the reason why something that makes Bermuda Triangle causing disappearances are indeed Pyramid in it’s seabed) to even Psychic Powers, Paranormal phenomenon, and so on aren’t exactly violates Laws of Physics as we know them(due to they’re can explained as Quantum Physics that operates at bigger than atom scale) not to mention the Real Truth about Anunnaki(finding out that Anunnaki reptiles creates both Human Race and Religions are worst disinfos that I ever got into, this is one of the reason I cancels another mod project of mine ever before it left my mind(hint: it’s C&CG:ZH mod project)).
oh yeah, the Mario bros stuff in TADS videos are one of the reason behind Mario inclusion into Ani-Toonspiracy Project
Download/watch TADS 1st semester here and Watch TADS 2nd Semester Here
I has followed the Abdullah Hashem until sometime around 15th episode of TADS 3rd Semester, he decided to turns his backs to even me(likely he’s converts into Shiite some time ago) in this video:"

http://archive.md/nY2sY

We believe in the black banners and our Imam

and Black Banner thing are where TADS gone to Hell

Sorry for (possible) thread Necromancy

 

[Fallensaint]

Let me Elaborate things!


The Reason I use Donation pool to cover the cost of that is: to get around Copyright issues of that Project without sponsorship, and no one needs to be that dumb to chip their pennies there


and Black Banner thing are where TADS gone to Hell

Sorry for (possible) thread Necromancy

Hi Zak, welcome back to the farms. May I ask to what do we owe this pleasure?

 

[Masonicon]

Hi Zak, welcome back to the farms. May I ask to what do we owe this pleasure?

Nothing for now

 

[Fallensaint]

Nothing for now

So you just showed up to necro your dead thread for no reason?

How about the Ani-Toonspiracy? Has there been any progress?