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If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 59 34.5%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 112 65.5%

  • Total voters
    171

Trappin in the Trap

You really let the abyss stare back unto you? Ew.
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Yeah and he retweeted WWE stuff on the 1st. I just don't see this little autist being behind a nearly 24/7 coomer binge.
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I know it feels like 2020 was just a few weeks ago, things have been rough for all of us in our perception of time.
We'll get through this together.
The odds of someone running ops just to make Derich look like a total coomer are pretty low, though. I feel like you'd want to go for someone more infamous.
 

Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
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So is he full on Asian, or some kind of hafu? Would explain the autism.
His parents are full on Asian, Chinese specifically. In the video where he sings, you can hear them (I'm assuming it's them) in the background arguing in Chinese. But he probably only speaks English as the Chinese accent isn't that strong. He does have one, but I'm willing to go with it being his autism than an actual Chinese accent.
 

tripmix

Agent Joi
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His parents are full on Asian, Chinese specifically. In the video where he sings, you can hear them (I'm assuming it's them) in the background arguing in Chinese. But he probably only speaks English as the Chinese accent isn't that strong. He does have one, but I'm willing to go with it being his autism than an actual Chinese accent.
have you heard 2 Chinese people have a normal conversation? It always sounds like their arguing even when they are not. Like Phil said;

in china dey say chicki chan wah chooka chocka cocka ca
 
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Cyber Bowling

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I know it feels like 2020 was just a few weeks ago, things have been rough for all of us in our perception of time.
We'll get through this together.
The odds of someone running ops just to make Derich look like a total coomer are pretty low, though. I feel like you'd want to go for someone more infamous.
I agree, and also want to reiterate just how many hours are spent tweeting. That would be a huge time commitment just for a troll account. Especially, for someone that is just a fan of Phil, and not even a paypig, just some weird, sometimes angry tard. Plus, if it was an impersonator, I think the real one would be freaking out by now, we've seen how he reacts to impersonators in the past.
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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have you heard 2 Chinese people have a normal conversation? It always sounds like their arguing even when they are not. Like Phil said;

in china dey say chicki chan wah chooka chocka cocka ca
Shut the fuck up! I don't care what they say in China, augh ack ack ack ack...

Leave it to pre twitch begging mode Phil to say the most dumb racist jokes in human history.
 

DerichLovesNWA

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@DerichLovesNWA either put together this spreadsheet, or at least posted it, of the times and amounts this kid is Tweeting. It's like near 100 or more Tweets a day now and there is only a 3 to 4 hour window per day that he is not Tweeting.



This is the kid who got in trouble a few years ago for stealing his mom's credit card to subscribe to DSP. He pronounces his own name as 'Derish' because "it has a 'c', it's not like the one with a 'k'".
I wish, it’s DerichWatch on Twitter.

also his more recent YouTube:

no idea why he decides to just abandon accounts and make a new one instead of just changing his username.
 

GunnlaugurSassoon

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no idea why he decides to just abandon accounts and make a new one instead of just changing his username.

Based on one of the greatest moments in a Tevin restream ever that starts when DSP says Derich has "lost the ability to log in" to his account, I'm 75% sure Derich somehow forgets the password to each account within a years time and just moves on to a new one. Like a hermit crab or something.


(Link w/ timestamp)
 

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