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If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 56 35.4%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 102 64.6%

  • Total voters
    158

Rainyday Hedge Fund

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I agree with Jackie doing something stupid first over Derich. Jackie legit can't live on his own without a guardian of some kind. Everywhere he goes, it's with his mother or his family. When he goes trick-or-treating, he's with his cousins. Las Vegas? His mom (who is with him almost every where he goes on vacation or in general such as the zoo). So optimistically, if something stupid were to happen like his hand lowering towards a girl's ass or boob, that it wouldn't be as severe as it could've been. It now makes these photos seem much creepier seeing how he is now
This one is like from 2005 when he was in high school
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And this one iirc is from 2009. Jackie was sad that his neighbor was moving which we can probably correctly guess it's because she's cute and he was fantasizing about her
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That being said, for me, the stupid thing about Derich and it's what many others are concerned about is the pedo factor with Derich. I hope to God that he's moved past that, but he was 14 and had pedo playlists of 3 year olds. At least Jackie has never shown any sexual feelings towards minors. But in an ideal world, none of them will ever act out their sexual desires towards any real, physical person
Yo! Jackie looks like he already knows what he wants with that red head and about to snatch her up. Its weird that Jackie is tardier than Derich with the writing of the twitter stuff but then again it could be copied like one of the folks(if not you) pointed out. With these photo's its easier to see Jackie has issues. The one with the three girls...yikes.
 

MoonRocker

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The sick thing is how we’re peering into the absolutely sexual deviant behavior of two total weirdos who are still most likely virgins.

When all you do all day is spend your life cooming on the internet while being unable to actually satisfy these extreme urges in real life, you’re slowly turning yourself into a ticking-time bomb.

I think it’s going to be interesting to see the paradigm shift with Derich once he goes to college. He’ll be unmonitored, will have access to drugs and alcohol, will be around women, and will finally be able to essentially break out of his autistic bubble.

Of course, to anybody who’s been to college, he just gives me the vibe of the creepy quiet kid who won’t leave his dorm room. But you never know. He might get invited to a house party and stumble onto a passed out drunk chick on his way to the bathroom where he’ll be able to live out all his weird, sick fantasies he’s been dreaming about for years.
 

DarksydePhil's Tits

are bigger than Kat's
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I think it’s going to be interesting to see the paradigm shift with Derich once he goes to college. He’ll be unmonitored, will have access to drugs and alcohol, will be around women, and will finally be able to essentially break out of his autistic bubble.

Is Derich really intelligent enough, well-documented social cluelessness aside, to go to college? I was under the impression that his cognitive issues were a bit more severe than that...
 

NynchLiggers

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The sick thing is how we’re peering into the absolutely sexual deviant behavior of two total weirdos who are still most likely virgins.

When all you do all day is spend your life cooming on the internet while being unable to actually satisfy these extreme urges in real life, you’re slowly turning yourself into a ticking-time bomb.

I think it’s going to be interesting to see the paradigm shift with Derich once he goes to college. He’ll be unmonitored, will have access to drugs and alcohol, will be around women, and will finally be able to essentially break out of his autistic bubble.

Of course, to anybody who’s been to college, he just gives me the vibe of the creepy quiet kid who won’t leave his dorm room. But you never know. He might get invited to a house party and stumble onto a passed out drunk chick on his way to the bathroom where he’ll be able to live out all his weird, sick fantasies he’s been dreaming about for years.
Or maybe he is autistic enough to not even want to rape and be satisfied with self-destruction via cooming.
 

Cistern Rumbler

Definitely Not Retarded
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Jackie's downward spiralling life could be mitigated by a chick willingly sucking his dick, whereas I don't even know if Derich wants sex let alone if he got some he'd stop, because his coomposting mirrors all his other social media activity. His fetish is shoutouts more so than porn. Jackie is like a legit incel that might actually hurt someone if he continues down this path.
 

BTK

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I agree with Jackie doing something stupid first over Derich. Jackie legit can't live on his own without a guardian of some kind. Everywhere he goes, it's with his mother or his family. When he goes trick-or-treating, he's with his cousins. Las Vegas? His mom (who is with him almost every where he goes on vacation or in general such as the zoo). So optimistically, if something stupid were to happen like his hand lowering towards a girl's ass or boob, that it wouldn't be as severe as it could've been. It now makes these photos seem much creepier seeing how he is now
This one is like from 2005 when he was in high school
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And this one iirc is from 2009. Jackie was sad that his neighbor was moving which we can probably correctly guess it's because she's cute and he was fantasizing about her
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That being said, for me, the stupid thing about Derich and it's what many others are concerned about is the pedo factor with Derich. I hope to God that he's moved past that, but he was 14 and had pedo playlists of 3 year olds. At least Jackie has never shown any sexual feelings towards minors. But in an ideal world, none of them will ever act out their sexual desires towards any real, physical person

That is one super black mother fucker, Jesus
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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I stepped away from this thread after he made friends with some black dude thats as desperate as him, come back to the worst shit.

Derich's parents, do your fucking job
I think it's a bit too late for that. He seems pretty set up in his ways and now that he's on his way into adulthood, it has the potential to only get worse.
 

Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
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Also MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to @Hadidecount1990 for his disgusting work. Your eyeballs must be fuzzy by now.

:semperfidelis:
Yes, my eyeballs have become accustomed to seeing the depravity which I share and I'm no longer phased nor irked by seeing it. In the spirit of these 2 coomers, I thank you for the reactions/shoutouts which you have given me today
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The sick thing is how we’re peering into the absolutely sexual deviant behavior of two total weirdos who are still most likely virgins.

When all you do all day is spend your life cooming on the internet while being unable to actually satisfy these extreme urges in real life, you’re slowly turning yourself into a ticking-time bomb.

I think it’s going to be interesting to see the paradigm shift with Derich once he goes to college. He’ll be unmonitored, will have access to drugs and alcohol, will be around women, and will finally be able to essentially break out of his autistic bubble.

Of course, to anybody who’s been to college, he just gives me the vibe of the creepy quiet kid who won’t leave his dorm room. But you never know. He might get invited to a house party and stumble onto a passed out drunk chick on his way to the bathroom where he’ll be able to live out all his weird, sick fantasies he’s been dreaming about for year
I look forward to seeing how long he lasts in college as I don't see him managing to get a degree. Depending on which college he goes to, which we'll definitely find out as he'll share it with the world. I want to know if it's in the same area as him so he'll get dropped off everyday or if will actually be in a dorm like you said. If they have an e-sports type thing, then that's a club he'll be participating in. We have seen Derich in the flesh with other kids, but a year and a half of COVID and staying away from people only to be go back after all of the cooming he's done will be interesting to monitor, i.e. how much cooming will he do? A professor I had made a rule about not watching porn during class because the previous semester, someone had been doing that during one of her classes the entire semester and it wasn't until the end when 2 girls who sat behind this weirdo told her about it. I can see Derich being like that kid

Jackie has gotten more desperate and creepy with his messages since May. I agree that he's definitely a ticking time bomb. Whenever he goes to Disneyland, he makes sure to take pictures with the Disney Princess actresses. I know he uses his real name and photo on twitter, but on Facebook with his family as friends and etc. This is his description.
He only loves Las Vegas he gets to take pictures with the showgirls
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Anyway, Jackie is tagging whores with his love songs
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Jackie once again telling the world about who he masturbated to on jerkmate. Notice how on the 3rd photo it says "Our teens". I can't confirm cocolovelock as her account got suspended by the other 2 aren't minors. So were they dressed as teens
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Jackie getting jealous over a whore replying to edward, thus repeating what he said in attempt for "affection"
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Jackie tries to have pseudo relationships with these people and often uses the word babe or my girl, shit you'd say to your actual lover, with these whores
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Now he's saying that he worships these girls
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Jackie, you're ugly, fat, and retarded. Coomer Edward Rodsal has been Jackie's nemesis for the past 2 days. To call this fucking pathetic would be a massive understatement
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Derich didn't coom much at all today. He was too busy watching E-Sports. In case y'all are wondering, the main reason why I post more Jackie stuff over Derich is because Derich is mostly repeating the same thing with a degenerate photo, so it's mostly the same. As you can clearly see, Jackie isn't that much of a robot, he spends more time cooming than Derich does so there's more tweets, and while Derich just wants the shoutout, Jackie is out here trying to talk to these girls and get a relationship of some kind, which makes it much more interesting to see
 

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DerichLovesNWA

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Yes, my eyeballs have become accustomed to seeing the depravity which I share and I'm no longer phased nor irked by seeing it. In the spirit of these 2 coomers, I thank you for the reactions/shoutouts which you have given me today

I look forward to seeing how long he lasts in college as I don't see him managing to get a degree. Depending on which college he goes to, which we'll definitely find out as he'll share it with the world. I want to know if it's in the same area as him so he'll get dropped off everyday or if will actually be in a dorm like you said. If they have an e-sports type thing, then that's a club he'll be participating in. We have seen Derich in the flesh with other kids, but a year and a half of COVID and staying away from people only to be go back after all of the cooming he's done will be interesting to monitor, i.e. how much cooming will he do? A professor I had made a rule about not watching porn during class because the previous semester, someone had been doing that during one of her classes the entire semester and it wasn't until the end when 2 girls who sat behind this weirdo told her about it. I can see Derich being like that kid

Jackie has gotten more desperate and creepy with his messages since May. I agree that he's definitely a ticking time bomb. Whenever he goes to Disneyland, he makes sure to take pictures with the Disney Princess actresses. I know he uses his real name and photo on twitter, but on Facebook with his family as friends and etc. This is his description.
He only loves Las Vegas he gets to take pictures with the showgirls
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[/Spoiler

Anyway, Jackie is tagging whores with his love songs
Jackie once again telling the world about who he masturbated to on jerkmate. Notice how on the 3rd photo it says "Our teens". I can't confirm cocolovelock as her account got suspended by the other 2 aren't minors. So were they dressed as teens
Jackie getting jealous over a whore replying to edward, thus repeating what he said in attempt for "affection"
Jackie tries to have pseudo relationships with these people and often uses the word babe or my girl, shit you'd say to your actual lover, with these whores
Now he's saying that he worships these girls
Jackie, you're ugly, fat, and retarded. Coomer Edward Rodsal has been Jackie's nemesis for the past 2 days. To call this fucking pathetic would be a massive understatement
Derich didn't coom much at all today. He was too busy watching E-Sports. In case y'all are wondering, the main reason why I post more Jackie stuff over Derich is because Derich is mostly repeating the same thing with a degenerate photo, so it's mostly the same. As you can clearly see, Jackie isn't that much of a robot, he spends more time cooming than Derich does so there's more tweets, and while Derich just wants the shoutout, Jackie is out here trying to talk to these girls and get a relationship of some kind, which makes it much more interesting to see
Didn’t Jackie have a slap fight with some other coomer a while back?
It seems like it’s a regular occurrence for him.
He’s like the young lion who wants to be the pride leader but all these other lions just keep thwarting him at every turn without even knowing it except in this case all the lions are retarded.
 

PaleTay

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Is Derich really intelligent enough, well-documented social cluelessness aside, to go to college? I was under the impression that his cognitive issues were a bit more severe than that...
Yes, he's Asian so that's against him, but many of the diversity students are less intelligent. Not in computer science, but he could even end up a TA or grad student.
 

YaBoi

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Jackie, you're ugly, fat, and retarded. Coomer Edward Rodsal has been Jackie's nemesis for the past 2 days. To call this fucking pathetic would be a massive understatement
Fucking yikes. Jackie's meltdown over Edward getting all the attention sounds like a movie villain's monologue before causing destruction for all involved.

Lock your motor home doors, ladies. Jackie's cumming for you.

(Appreciate the effort posts btw)
 

Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
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I swear this was made for coomers like Jackie. Goddamn Zuckerberg thinks that by looking over Jackie's and Derich's twitter every night that I would be interested in something like this

EDIT: What are the odds that he has something like this? We know Jackie has a jerkmate figurine so him having items made for incels wouldn't surprise me
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Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
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I'm pretty sure that this porn star is just trolling Derich as all the other people tagged were people who actually are in the porn industry. And no, Kira isn't a troll account either as that's what I initially thought. She's just another whore who has clearly been tagged by Derich a billion times.......or more recently, she saw Derich replying to this by tagging a shitload of people and she just happened to have been tagged
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Jackie did get a response from Marilyn about being her favorite animal lover
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Jackie tweets this type of thing about every morning, which is good to know when he wakes up.....which is around 6 AM his time
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Usually it's just one or 2 posts every week, but yesterday, he decided to crank up his autism dial
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Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
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Derich listed his favorite youtubersmish-mash of streamers, porn stars, and wrestlers.....can't believe he left DSP off his list
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This is the weirdest looking dick I've ever seen Derich retweet. There's nothing special which he says outside of saying his usual Massive Shoutout to....
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Derich and Jackie's coom posts crossed paths
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Something must've happened as Jackie didn't coom post anything. It was just a good morning and that was it for the day
 

Hadidecount1990

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
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Why the fuck is Anonymouse on there? Derich apparently likes the guy who called him out for his playlists of videos of small children and did gay ops against Phil.
Anonymouse also did a video going through and making fun of Derich's youtube videos. Guess Derich loves that as well. Either Derich didn't see the video, only knows Anonymouse as Phil's mod so subscribed to him anyway, or like with all of his "favorite "porn scenes, Derich only saw the title of Anonymouse's youtube video on him and immediately liked it without fucking watching it.....also because he's retarded
 

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