Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his gorilla friend Jackie, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Derich is so retarded he is almost impervious to being offended.

Anonymouse called him a child predator and degenerate pervert and Derich gives him a shoutout.

If the pornstars called him a "Creepy asian pedo retard freakshow failure" he would just reply "Have a great day! MASSIVE SHOUTOUT! Happy birthday in 182 days!"

He has blocked a lot of people on Twitter, myself included although I never tagged him, which would suggest at least some modicum of self awareness.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

He has blocked a lot of people on Twitter, myself included although I never tagged him, which would suggest at least some modicum of self awareness.

Taking after the pig roach himself.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Derich listed his favorite youtubersmish-mash of streamers, porn stars, and wrestlers.....can't believe he left DSP off his list

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This is the weirdest looking dick I've ever seen Derich retweet. There's nothing special which he says outside of saying his usual Massive Shoutout to....

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Derich and Jackie's coom posts crossed paths

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Spoiler: Derich degeneracy, dick warning

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Something must've happened as Jackie didn't coom post anything. It was just a good morning and that was it for the day

>braces
Derich back to his old tricks

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups to people bringing back the fake Derichs

 

[Hadidecount1990]

@That Anony Mouse How does it feel being tagged for the 2nd day in a row by Derich? Also, still no sign of the goutlord being tagged

Spoiler: Derich's Favorite Youtubers

As someone who can read also read Jap, this is what it says: My favorite Super Sentai Power Rangers! (first part) / I love Super Sentai Power Rangers! (last part)

Spoiler: Guess like Derich has discovered Super Sentai

If you're not interested in seeing the inside of a girl's asshole, then don't bother clicking as Derich doesn't say anything special in any of these tweets

Spoiler: Derich Degeneracy

Guess like Jackie doesn't hate Coomer Ed anymore. I initially thought Jackie was misspelling "enchanté", but google has "Asante" translating as thank you in swahili. Which I guess makes sense considering Jackie's favorite movie is the Lion King and that uses swahili for many of the character's names. Though this is the first I've seen Jackie use any word from swahili

 

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Big ups to people bringing back the fake Derichs

They even used the Canadian spelling of favourite as Derich would.

It's funny how Phil is so protective of this pervert pedophile and it's just because he is one of the only non ironic fans of his.

I bet we will see more and more Derich's spring up over the years to come as parents let the internet and toxic streamers raise their dimwitted children.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

He has blocked a lot of people on Twitter, myself included although I never tagged him, which would suggest at least some modicum of self awareness.

The same thing happened to me. I named him "the most down bad guy on twitter" but never tagged him and he still blocked me too lol. It's clear that he incessantly searches his name on twitter to see if he's mentioned by anyone (probably pornstars). Maybe he'll get Google Alerts in future like Pebble Pauper Matt?

 

[An Avenging Bird]

God the porn addiction on this kid's Twitter feed is just relentless.
How much pulling on three inches can one little Asian take?

 

[Hadidecount1990]

Spoiler: Derich excited for DSP to play Mario Golf

Spoiler: Derich Degeneracy

Spoiler: Jacki's coom thoughts

Jackie telling a whore how much of a pro she is at sucking dick reminds me of something Derich would say

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It seems like every 2-3 days, Jackie gets sad over not getting retweets or likes. But this is new for him, begging and tagging whores that you need good vibes in the hopes that they comment

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To me, Jackie isn't a good person. To me, he's a rapist/sexual predator waiting to happen

Spoiler: Jackie gets a whore to cheer him up

Similarly, he also gets jealous easily. This guy is like DSP with watching other coomers to see who has more porn stars following them or giving them more retweets

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EDIT: He was off twitter because he was stressed with not getting any likes or responses. You can't make this shit up

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Big ups to @Piece of Peace in the main DSP thread for making another amazing Google Doc this time for tracking DSP chat logs. I'm sure you all know exactly where I'm going with this but if not check out his attached image and I'm sure you'll see the kind of things this tool can provide for us Derich fans.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

We are reaching levels of down bad previously thought impossible with Jackie. Fat Albert's autistic cousin is now desperate enough to @ some jew company for potential attention from mentally disturbed coochie.

 

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Derich means he would wake her up with his tiny dick after he has chloroformed her and tied her up in his basement.

 

[De-partneredSydePhil]

Spoiler: Big Bush Birthday Shoutout

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Spoiler: Big Bush Birthday Shoutout

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I'd say there are better than even odds that Derich actually thinks this woman has a bush in her backyard that she bought x years ago, and the naked pictures in the tweet aren't related.

 

[Hadidecount1990]

Derich spent the day watching competitive League of Legends

Spoiler: I hope you like dick

Spoiler: Jackie telling whores that he's seen all of their pictures

Surely letting this porn actress know that you're also a fan of the Lion King will get her closer to wanting to suck your dick and talking to you. Also I guess Jackie got over Ed getting more likes than him. My theory is that Jackie only gets mad when he sees someone respond to them and not him.

Spoiler: Jacking mass spamming good morning

I'm pretty sure that it's just Jackie's autism, but he has a habit of saying "in the industry" a lot when talking about what they do. "She's one of the best in the industry" or "I love what you do in the industry". Derich does this too but not as often as that requires not copying and pasting "Massive Shoutout to....." Jackie also tends to try to use eloquent or in his coomed out mind, romantic language when he writes and since it's often, that might be why he uses "in the industry" as much as he does. Either way, ain't nobody going to willingly suck his dick regardless of how or what he writes

 

[PieceofShet]

One thing i learned from this topic is that you can straight up post porn pictures on twitter... Weird.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Derich spent the day watching competitive League of Legends

Spoiler: I hope you like dick

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Spoiler: Jackie telling whores that he's seen all of their pictures

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Surely letting this porn actress know that you're also a fan of the Lion King will get her closer to wanting to suck your dick and talking to you. Also I guess Jackie got over Ed getting more likes than him. My theory is that Jackie only gets mad when he sees someone respond to them and not him.
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Spoiler: Jacking mass spamming good morning

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I'm pretty sure that it's just Jackie's autism, but he has a habit of saying "in the industry" a lot when talking about what they do. "She's one of the best in the industry" or "I love what you do in the industry". Derich does this too but not as often as that requires not copying and pasting "Massive Shoutout to....." Jackie also tends to try to use eloquent or in his coomed out mind, romantic language when he writes and since it's often, that might be why he uses "in the industry" as much as he does. Either way, ain't nobody going to willingly suck his dick regardless of how or what he writes

All these pornstars are shit. No tits, no ass, no hips, no thighs. 6/10 faces.
It’s not just me, right?

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

Derich spent the day watching competitive League of Legends

Spoiler: I hope you like dick

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Spoiler: Jackie telling whores that he's seen all of their pictures

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Surely letting this porn actress know that you're also a fan of the Lion King will get her closer to wanting to suck your dick and talking to you. Also I guess Jackie got over Ed getting more likes than him. My theory is that Jackie only gets mad when he sees someone respond to them and not him.
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Spoiler: Jacking mass spamming good morning

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I'm pretty sure that it's just Jackie's autism, but he has a habit of saying "in the industry" a lot when talking about what they do. "She's one of the best in the industry" or "I love what you do in the industry". Derich does this too but not as often as that requires not copying and pasting "Massive Shoutout to....." Jackie also tends to try to use eloquent or in his coomed out mind, romantic language when he writes and since it's often, that might be why he uses "in the industry" as much as he does. Either way, ain't nobody going to willingly suck his dick regardless of how or what he writes

Is it only a matter of time before one of these women post about how Jackie is annoying them and/or sending dick pics in Twitter DMs?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

All these pornstars are shit. No tits, no ass, no hips, no thighs. 6/10 faces.
It’s not just me, right?

Yeah like look I'm not gonna shame these women doing their job, but, coom on Derish, why don't you ogle some other porn stars on twitter that don't all look the same most of the time.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

All these pornstars are shit. No tits, no ass, no hips, no thighs. 6/10 faces.
It’s not just me, right?

Genuinely attractive women can do better than having to get all their holes filled and getting their assholes blown out, so no, it's not just you. Hell, girls of the same attractiveness level can do much better too, it's just that the porn thots also have mental issues.