Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his gorilla friend Jackie, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[Hadidecount1990]

All these pornstars are shit. No tits, no ass, no hips, no thighs. 6/10 faces.
It’s not just me, right?

One of Derich's favorite porn stars, to me, is ugly as fuck. He's legit always giving her shoutouts but since it's nothing special, I don't post it. It's not just you but when your standards are as low as a coomer's probably is, any decent looking girl might as well be a Goddess

Spoiler: Raya Nguyen

Is it only a matter of time before one of these women post about how Jackie is annoying them and/or sending dick pics in Twitter DMs?

I really hopes that this happens just for the gold dust which we'll be getting. According to a Jackie hissy fit a few months ago, the most that happens is that he gets blocked by them. When I'm going through these every night, I've thought about how many more retards and desperate men there are on twitter. Like how many spam messages do these people get a day? I'm sure that they only respond immediately if they're looking at the post and then just ignoring the rest.

The most baffling thing to me about Jackie is how he apparently views himself as being good looking. I'm 100% certain that has everything to do with his mother telling him everyday how handsome he is, but considering she and everyone else in his life treat him like he's 5 years old, it's probably how he gets treated but he thinks that he is handsome. Oh, some hot girls are taking pictures with Jackie? Then that means he has game!

Legit, every hot girl he's known which he's taken pictures with view him the same way most people view retarded people. They feel sorry for him and don't view them doing it as being the least bit creepy. Also, Jackie, showgirls and people working at Disney Land get paid to take pictures with people. It doesn't mean that you're unique or the least bit desirable.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

One of Derich's favorite porn stars, to me, is ugly as fuck. He's legit always giving her shoutouts but since it's nothing special, I don't post it. It's not just you but when your standards are as low as a coomer's probably is, any decent looking girl might as well be a Goddess

Spoiler: Raya Nguyen

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I really hopes that this happens just for the gold dust which we'll be getting. According to a Jackie hissy fit a few months ago, the most that happens is that he gets blocked by them. When I'm going through these every night, I've thought about how many more retards and desperate men there are on twitter. Like how many spam messages do these people get a day? I'm sure that they only respond immediately if they're looking at the post and then just ignoring the rest.

The most baffling thing to me about Jackie is how he apparently views himself as being good looking. I'm 100% certain that has everything to do with his mother telling him everyday how handsome he is, but considering she and everyone else in his life treat him like he's 5 years old, it's probably how he gets treated but he thinks that he is handsome. Oh, some hot girls are taking pictures with Jackie? Then that means he has game!

Legit, every hot girl he's known which he's taken pictures with view him the same way most people view retarded people. They feel sorry for him and don't view them doing it as being the least bit creepy. Also, Jackie, showgirls and people working at Disney Land get paid to take pictures with people. It doesn't mean that you're unique or the least bit desirable.

Yikes. Do you think she'll except Derich's parents Credit Card? I bet he'd choose the "solo" rate lol.

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

Spoiler: Jackie Gets Rejected

Uh oh

 

[FormerPro]

Spoiler: Jackie Gets Rejected

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Uh oh

What does he mean he lost her?

 

[Preferred Penne]

MASSIVE shoutout to the extremely retarded and extremely fat Jackie for getting blocked by @AliyaBrynn! I bet you liked losing your support to her and saying you're not a nice person and it really hurt your feelings.

 

[tzgnilki]

Spoiler: Jackie Gets Rejected

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Uh oh

I remember when Aliya Brynn was in a music video, first appearence at 1:16, at that time she was only a stripper and not in the porn industry yet

she also thought she would get paid $10,000 to fuck a robot

cheer up jackie, she ain't shit lol

 

[Hadidecount1990]

What does he mean he lost her?

It means that she blocked him or in Jackie's autistic mind, made him lose any chance of her ever wanting to be with him. It can't be overstated how much Jackie thinks getting responses from strangers means that they find him attractive and desirable. He finds nothing wrong when he tags random porn actresses and describes his sexual fantasies with them

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

One of Derich's favorite porn stars, to me, is ugly as fuck. He's legit always giving her shoutouts but since it's nothing special, I don't post it. It's not just you but when your standards are as low as a coomer's probably is, any decent looking girl might as well be a Goddess

Spoiler: Raya Nguyen

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I really hopes that this happens just for the gold dust which we'll be getting. According to a Jackie hissy fit a few months ago, the most that happens is that he gets blocked by them. When I'm going through these every night, I've thought about how many more retards and desperate men there are on twitter. Like how many spam messages do these people get a day? I'm sure that they only respond immediately if they're looking at the post and then just ignoring the rest.

The most baffling thing to me about Jackie is how he apparently views himself as being good looking. I'm 100% certain that has everything to do with his mother telling him everyday how handsome he is, but considering she and everyone else in his life treat him like he's 5 years old, it's probably how he gets treated but he thinks that he is handsome. Oh, some hot girls are taking pictures with Jackie? Then that means he has game!

Legit, every hot girl he's known which he's taken pictures with view him the same way most people view retarded people. They feel sorry for him and don't view them doing it as being the least bit creepy. Also, Jackie, showgirls and people working at Disney Land get paid to take pictures with people. It doesn't mean that you're unique or the least bit desirable.

How fucking entitled do you have to be to ask for $2k a throw?
I can get 2 hours with a 25y/o PAWG the next city over for $600
This chick is straight off the Vietnamese rice boat and literally looks like a 1910s caricature and is asking for $2k, fuck off.

 

[Hadidecount1990]

Going to start sharing Derich's shoutouts to arguably his favorite porn stars as he frequently gives her ugly ass shout outs

EDIT: Because I posted this before seeing what @DerichLovesNWA wrote and it won't let me quote him while editing this: How much do you wanna bet that she gets that money, especially when people like Derich find her extremely attractive for God knows what reason. Considering there are people who have given thousands to the fat, balding, ugly ass man known as Phil Burnell, it's within reason that some lonely, retarded coomer will and probably already has, given this bitch $2K

Spoiler: Raya Nguyen

This dude legit looks like he's 14. He's rocking the Jimmy Neutron hairstyle with the big ass forehead to boot

Spoiler

Seeing how Jackie got blocked by someone for more than likely being a creep/future sex offender, I'm going to ask y'all to keep in mind when reading this why someone would EVER want to block Jackie and hurt his poor little feelings

Spoiler

Because it worked so well the last time he asked for "good vibes", he's at it again

Spoiler: Jackie tagging people he had sexual dreams with

Reminder that Jerkmatetv is where "real people" supposedly watch you masturbate live

Spoiler

I don't know why, but I have a feeling that in the future, Madi Collins will end up blocking Jackie

Spoiler

I'm sure the word he forgot was "me", so "Do you love ME endlessly too Madi?"

Jackie's autistic coom mind can't help but get jealous over Edward every time he gets a response. It's like a Jekyll and Hyde thing with Jackie over whether to be nice to him or not

Spoiler

There's clearly more stuff which I didn't share out of it being redundant. Derich may be cooming all day, but at least he's doing other stuff like watching Phil's or other people's streams. I thought what Derich does was excessive but Jackie just tweets out porn from when he wakes up to when he goes to bed. Derich has at least 1 semester of going to college but Jackie is in his 30s with legit nothing to look forward to in his life outside of twitter or taking pictures with girls whenever his mom takes him to Disney Land or Las Vegas.

Derich's twitter is faster to go through because it's mostly the same thing outside of the occasional shout out to something like a guy's dick. Maybe Derich will end up like Jackie (I mean, we saw him trying to talk to 2 people with female sounding names in DSP's chat today) so he could end up going full coom. But he's currently not writing paragraph after paragraph to 10 different whores every single day. And even if they're copy and pasted, Jackie still writes enough stuff for it to be unique. That's also not including Jackie's instagram which he's also cooming on

 

[Very Honest Content]

Derich is so retarded he is almost impervious to being offended.

Anonymouse called him a child predator and degenerate pervert and Derich gives him a shoutout.

If the pornstars called him a "Creepy asian pedo retard freakshow failure" he would just reply "Have a great day! MASSIVE SHOUTOUT! Happy birthday in 182 days!"

Which is why he will die as DSP's #1 unironic true fan.

All these pornstars are shit. No tits, no ass, no hips, no thighs. 6/10 faces.
It’s not just me, right?

Work cheap looking each and every one yeah.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

Spoiler: Jackie Gets Rejected

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LOL one step closer to my predication of him getting outed as a creep I guess. There's a 90% chance he sent her unpleasant images too I'd say.

 

[Rainyday Hedge Fund]

LOL one step closer to my predication of him getting outed as a creep I guess. There's a 90% chance he sent her unpleasant images too I'd say.

I know Jackie is somewhat inept but will say this is how stalkers and serial killers are born. Its just going to escalate from here. Maybe mom can drive him around as he stalks.

 

[ajax]

"Asian beauty" lmao even for people with yellow fever that's a huge stretch for Raya. She has one of those faces that people with downs syndrome have. Not attractive in the slightest, but maybe it's why Derich is into her.. Similar genes and all.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Derich's twitter is faster to go through because it's mostly the same thing outside of the occasional shout out to something like a guy's dick. Maybe Derich will end up like Jackie (I mean, we saw him trying to talk to 2 people with female sounding names in DSP's chat today) so he could end up going full coom. But he's currently not writing paragraph after paragraph to 10 different whores every single day. And even if they're copy and pasted, Jackie still writes enough stuff for it to be unique. That's also not including Jackie's instagram which he's also cooming on

I was inspired by this post to take a field trip to Derich's Twitter, and it's actually kind of astonishing.

Spoiler: A day in the life

I thought I'd provide this for anyone who hasn't actually seen the Twitter account before, to let them know what it's like. I don't believe our little autist even has anything original to say on the platform, because this appears to be coom and shoutouts all the way down.

 

[Hadidecount1990]

I was inspired by this post to take a field trip to Derich's Twitter, and it's actually kind of astonishing.

Spoiler: A day in the life

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I thought I'd provide this for anyone who hasn't actually seen the Twitter account before, to let them know what it's like. I don't believe our little autist even has anything original to say on the platform, because this appears to be coom and shoutouts all the way down.

Don't mean to burst your bubble but you have to click "Tweets & Replies". Otherwise, you're on "safe mode" and are missing out on dicks getting sucked with Massive Shoutouts. Also, Derich is now retweeting girls scissoring each other. He has leveled up his coom stat

Spoiler: Derich's Twitter

Separating this one only because of this whore's face. She looks like a goddamn, coked up alien

Spoiler: Massive Shoutout to drugs and alcohol!

And Jackie makes girls run away like a cheetah when they see him cooming towards them

Spoiler: Jackie tweets

This girl isn't going to suck your dick or ever want to be in a relationship with you. Saying who you are is goddamn pointless

@Neo-Liberal Bugman These Jackie posts reminds me of your previous posts about our future sex offender

Spoiler: Jackie wants kisses

Spoiler: Jackie thinking out loud

 

[General Tug Boat]

Okay the one chick that Derich is constantly shouting out is God damn hideous. With Pawn Stars prices in mind, that would maybe at most be $200 bucks for a throw. No fucking way two grand! Does Derich realize that most of these chicks are escorts, that have no standards, as long as you have the right amount of cash. Which no way Derich or Jackie will ever be able to afford to pay these women to sleep with them. Which if they knew anything beyond the internet, you can find whores like this for a dime a dozen.

Shoutouts to Twitter thots don't substitute for the real thing, I don't understand how desperate these retards really are. You can find these average looking bitches in any nightclub, bar or better yet strip club that is seedy enough. To sweeten the deal if you have enough loose cash and coke you can get these bitches to do anything.

Which honestly that is the quality of women we are talking about here. Jackie acts like these broads are wife material, far fucking from it. Any man with self respect wouldn't want to have a family with mentally ill, drug addicted whores, that have their holes ruined by the ripe age of 25. These aren't women I would want to introduce to my friends or family. At most these are one night stand milking sessions, that once you sober up, you feel the emptiness of your bad decision.

Bad decision bitches are not quality women and I don't find that bragging about paying some gutter slut to play out your fantasies from the internet being a fulfilling prospect to brag about. These are the same type of men that blame their inceldome on every women they encounter, opposed to looking in the fucking mirror.

I don't think any quality women would want to get involved romantically with man children that have no goals, no income, and are spending 23 hours a day on Twitter out of all places. Those whores look at these men like customers, not with any real attachment. This is how come these guys have the development of children, because they have no concept that these women do it for the money, not because they love or care about you. If they loved or cared about themselves, they wouldn't let random men degrade them.

This is how come autistic man children should have their access to the internet revoked and their guardians should do a better job in moderating their internet activity. I used to feel pity for these two, but as this thread has progressed, any incline of pity has been torn, from the 15th shout out to another goatee guy. My prediction pool, Derick will drop out and become a shit eating troon. Jackie will end up hurting someone or himself with his Chris Chan level of frustration.

 

[YaBoi]

All these pornstars are shit. No tits, no ass, no hips, no thighs. 6/10 faces.
It’s not just me, right?

I noticed that most of these women Derich shouts out aren't very attractive. He shouts out grannys, milfs, dilfs, blacks, whites, Asians, men, women, transexuals...he appears to have no real standards.

At least Jackie is somewhat consistent with what he likes. Either way, the internet and coom culture has completely fucked their perception of women. I can only imagine how real life interactions with actually good-looking women go with these two.

 

[WWE Champion]

I took a 2 week Derich break and nothing has changed

 

[SauceRyuKen]

How fucking entitled do you have to be to ask for $2k a throw?
I can get 2 hours with a 25y/o PAWG the next city over for $600
This chick is straight off the Vietnamese rice boat and literally looks like a 1910s caricature and is asking for $2k, fuck off.

2K$ is for a gangbang and it includes Double Penetration. B/G is Boy/Girl and she charges 700$ for that. Still, these are presumably her porn rates, not her escort rates. You'd have to ask her, I guess, but most pornstars go for much cheaper if it's an escort job. Some don't even escort. I assume this means you could fuck her and record it for 700$. It's still pretty pricey, but hey, you get to sell it or put it online afterwards so... Yay? A lot of European youtubers do this sort of shit. Hire a porn worker, do a scene, put it up. Gets the people talking, at least. Pretty much the same stuff as a sex tape. I vaguely recall some Spanish dude hired Luna Rival once and she looked bored as hell.

Spoiler: Porn industry rates and practices

Honestly, she's kind of pricey for standard rates. That's what a really good looking white girl could charge. And for today's degenerate standards, she's tremendously vanilla. Hell, she's vanilla even for the early 2000's standards. Non-white races in general have to go for cheaper. It's just a reality of the business. Marie Luv discussed a few years back how she would be charging top rates and world famous if she was white for the amount of degenerate shit she was doing. The industry also generally doesn't push girls that don't have that "trendy pornstar" look to them, which is why a lot of them seem copypasted. And a lot more have to resort to pretty horrifying shit like userparties or very, very degenerate scenes. A not very good looking or not very well known girl would be looking at 300$ for vaginal intercourse, if she's lucky. Then we have vile practices that will net the girl a thousand bucks. The usual "extra" for watersports is 200$ on top of whatever else you were getting paid. Honestly, not a lot of money to get pissed on. Usually by a group, too. And the riskier, degenerate stuff like gangbang creampies doesn't pay all that well either.

Fame's a factor too. Raya here doesn't really have a lot of it, but she charges as if she did. The porn industry will almost always favour fresh faces. They'll say it's about keeping things interesting, but it's normally about undercutting the girls. Of course a girl who's been working for five years, is well known and looks amazing would naturally have higher rates than a girl who's just started, and that's why porn is a revolving door for women. New girls get paid significantly less. I think Shy Love said a few years back that nowadays it's all about getting paid as much as possible for getting all the "tags" done. Essentially, you do all these frequently googled sex practices, you charge as much as you can, and you then assume you're not going to get much work unless you're willing to always do newer, increasingly more degenerate stuff as you go. You can get a desperate slut to get a sloppy train run on her for about 700$ if you're lucky. You couldn't get an established pornstar to do that, because they would know the actual price of the act.

In general, the whole "Recording people having horny sex" principle of the 70s and the 80s got fucked with VHS, then got doublefucked with DVDs, and is now getting three dicks up the ass simultaneously with digital distribution, if you'll excuse the hacky simile. Modern porn is a borderline circus performance. It was a big thing when Belladonna shoved a baseball bat up her butt... And nowadays, that's literally the warmup for plenty of Russian working girls. Shit's crazy.

TL;DR: Raya is pricey but it's 700$ for a scene, probably her porn rates and not escort rates, 2K$ is for a gangbang, porn's fucked by the sheer size of it, and it's probably only gonna get worse.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

When you're as deep into porn addiction as Derich I suspect he doesn't really care how they look, he may just like the fact that they're young-looking and doing any videos. This may be why he likes Raya's Pot of Greed lookin arse (besides her also being Asian)

My prediction pool, Derick will drop out and become a shit eating troon. Jackie will end up hurting someone or himself with his Chris Chan level of frustration.

The troon hypothesis is not out of question if I'm being honest. Considering how addicted Derich is, it's possible he may start to find the various women he watches no longer arousing and then start to watch really degenerate troon shite and then progress to even worse shit to the point he himself wants to be degraded.

And a lot more have to resort to pretty horrifying shit like userparties or very, very degenerate scenes. A not very good looking or not very well known girl would be looking at 300$ for vaginal intercourse, if she's lucky. Then we have vile practices that will net the girl a thousand bucks. The usual "extra" for watersports is 200$ on top of whatever else you were getting paid. Honestly, not a lot of money to get pissed on. Usually by a group, too. And the riskier, degenerate stuff like gangbang creampies doesn't pay all that well either.

I think Shy Love said a few years back that nowadays it's all about getting paid as much as possible for getting all the "tags" done. Essentially, you do all these frequently googled sex practices, you charge as much as you can, and you then assume you're not going to get much work unless you're willing to always do newer, increasingly more degenerate stuff as you go. You can get a desperate slut to get a sloppy train run on her for about 700$ if you're lucky. You couldn't get an established pornstar to do that, because they would know the actual price of the act.

In general, the whole "Recording people having horny sex" principle of the 70s and the 80s got fucked with VHS, then got doublefucked with DVDs, and is now getting three dicks up the ass simultaneously with digital distribution, if you'll excuse the hacky simile. Modern porn is a borderline circus performance. It was a big thing when Belladonna shoved a baseball bat up her butt... And nowadays, that's literally the warmup for plenty of Russian working girls. Shit's crazy.

TL;DR: Raya is pricey but it's 700$ for a scene, probably her porn rates and not escort rates, 2K$ is for a gangbang, porn's fucked by the sheer size of it, and it's probably only gonna get worse.

The industry is massively fucked up and I hate the fact that the likes of Al Goldstein basically won at the end of the day. That being said I'm glad Pornhub got gutted over illegal pedo shit and that the Mindgeek ceo got one of his properties burned. I hope the Mindgeek shills on 4chan get the same treatment.