Careercow MasterKnightDH / Nesshelper

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Springblossom

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What do you get when you combine Moleman9000, DSP, and a loveshy?

You get MasterKnightDH, formerly known as Nesshelper.

He came up in the Moleman9000 thread as one of the people that joined Moleman's attempt to get TV Tropes' administration 'overthrown' for...something. I saw that and thought, "Hmmm...MasterKnightDH? I'm sure I've heard that name before..." Turns out, he's listed on TV Tropes' page for horrible Let's Plays, which notes that he's hard to understand because of a speech impediment, his commentary is terrible, he can't take criticism, and he once posted a rant video where he said girls who don't like him should be raped.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Most of his activity comes from his Youtube channel, where he uploads terrible LPs and rants about game balance, twolls, and video game 'failbases' (yes, he says that). He also has a Deviantart that's been inactive for a while, and it mostly consists of sperging about Nintendo games and really horrible MS Paint art. Also, several of his old rants that he took down have since been reuploaded to Vimeo here.
 

Stuff and Things

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Re: MasterKnightDH

Oh shit... how old is this guy? and where are his family? why do they let him act that way? :s
 

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Re: MasterKnightDH

FemboiBunny said:
Oh shit... how old is this guy? and where are his family? why do they let him act that way? :s

According to ED, he's 23, although I don't know when that was last updated. His Youtube account dates back to 2006, and I found a Livejournal dating back to 2001, although it hasn't been updated in over three years.
 

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Re: MasterKnightDH

FemboiBunny said:
Oh shit... how old is this guy? and where are his family? why do they let him act that way? :s

From a blog post he made at the TVTropes mirror: (original link: http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:MasterKnight/May_21_hoax)
MasterKnightDH said:
I am getting fed up with people saying the end of the world will happen on this date or that date or whatever date. It was already annoying during the Y2K scare--and yes, I found it to be bull back then, when I was 14--and it's annoying now.

So he's about 28.

More interesting info from his profile (he's still active there):
Me, I'm lucky if I get the time of day, rather than them being helpful instead of subjecting me to stupid use of Sleeps with Everyone But You like what had happened when a girl I had a legit crush on had stupidly accused me of raping her when I didn't even touch her and she was having sex with everybody else. At least her accusations never got off the ground, but tell me she didn't cross the Moral Event Horizon doing that.

Somehow, I doubt he was completely blameless.

Other than that, it's nothing really notable. He's got a section of his profile where he describes himself in tropes, but it's no different from the profiles of any other spergs who stumble their way onto TVTropes. (Please, tell us all about how you're such a DeadpanSnarker. Surely there has never been a person to possess wit such as yours). Thinks he's a Cosmic Plaything because he was edit warring on TVTropes and got banned for it. List of "AwesomeMoments" which all seem to consist of him beating various video games. List of things he's realized as "FridgeBrilliance", none of which are particularly insightful and many of which are just him reading meanings that weren't intended into things.
 

UnwiseKhan

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hm yeah said:
oh my god he sounds so much like Kermit the Frog in that rape rant.
The sperg is strong with Nessy. Saying "these people should be raped horribly" is apparently completely okay, but he can't bring himself to say bitch and replaces it with "b-word". Also, is that Smash Bros. music in the background of the video?
 

Springblossom

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UnwiseKhan said:
hm yeah said:
oh my god he sounds so much like Kermit the Frog in that rape rant.
The sperg is strong with Nessy. Saying "these people should be raped horribly" is apparently completely okay, but he can't bring himself to say bitch and replaces it with "b-word". Also, is that Smash Bros. music in the background of the video?

Pretty sure it's from some Nintendo franchise. Smash Brothers, Advance Wars, some obscure Mario song...

Alan Pardew said:
http://nesshelper.livejournal.com/484033.html

I bring to you, his A+ rant on the ED page about Tourneyfags!

Oh god. Ohhhhh my god. After reading that, I'm honestly a little bit surprised this guy hasn't come up earlier.
 

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This guy looks like he practices his rape-face in the mirror every morning.
 

Springblossom

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Lefty's Revenge said:
http://vimeo.com/26284855

I literally covered my face in shame listening to this. And I'm in my room by myself.

Did he really break down into tears at the end?

Apparently breaking into hysterical sobs is a thing for him. He does it in this one too: http://vimeo.com/26285072

One more noteworthy video he took down: http://vimeo.com/26275722

In which MKDH rages over one of Super Mario RPG's minigames and apparently turns into Kefka.

Also, for those who weren't in chat, the new greatest video of all time: http://vimeo.com/21478293
 
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Alan Pardew said:
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All I can see is "oh hai Bluespike" even thought it's not really Bluespike. I remember reading about this guy from TV TropesI know it's a spergs nest and all what with the community. In fact, he is under the "So Bad, It's Horrible" Let's Play page.
MasterknightDH's LPs are severely flawed. His speech is difficult to interpret since he suffers from extreme Elmuh Fudd Syndwome (think PsychedelicEyeball slurring), and his commentary tends to be either banal or whiny about his perceived 'game balance' issues. That alone is terrible, but he also has a colossal ego; he can't take even the slightest criticism or insult, and usually ends up shutting off comments or ratings. He's also infamous for his rant videos, where he demonizes anyone who disagrees with him (at one point even saying that the girls who live in his area deserve to be RAPED because they mock him and dislike him).
 

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Springblossom said:
One more noteworthy video he took down: http://vimeo.com/26275722

In which MKDH rages over one of Super Mario RPG's minigames and apparently turns into Kefka.

Also, for those who weren't in chat, the new greatest video of all time: http://vimeo.com/21478293
Why is freaking out so much? It looks nice, why is he freaking out about a small bathroom and a faucet? Also EXTREME TEMPERATURE WATER. I don't think most hotel rooms need big closets either.
 

UnwiseKhan

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Fishkill said:
Springblossom said:
One more noteworthy video he took down: http://vimeo.com/26275722

In which MKDH rages over one of Super Mario RPG's minigames and apparently turns into Kefka.

Also, for those who weren't in chat, the new greatest video of all time: http://vimeo.com/21478293
Why is freaking out so much? It looks nice, why is he freaking out about a small bathroom and a faucet? Also EXTREME TEMPERATURE WATER. I don't think most hotel rooms need big closets either.
Because autism. I'm not sure if he's on the edge of tears for the whole video, or if he just sounds like that normally.

Oh, and the room looks nice. It's clean, it's furnished, and has running water that isn't a health risk. Better than Sochi.