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This is some great content, it really shows how much of a mong he is. He really believes that there is an autistic secret force trying to bring him down.

Also his game rants are the stuff of legends, he considers games like KI:U to be the height of comp games but wants tier lists to not exists and considers competitive gameplay (AKA using what works to win) cancerous unless everything works to his specifications. Any meta he can't learn or doesn't like gets an autistic tear down that generally doesn't make sense then he recommends shit that would make everything 10 time more of a cluster fuck. That's if he actually give in-depth details of what he wants, sometimes he just says stupid shit that sounds better than it would actually be.
The most common example I've seen is he chimps out over Advance wars needing flanking, how would units flank? Wouldn't that be map dependent? Do Advance wars units need facing to flank? Why even flank in the first place if your line of units can be easily rearranged to counter said flank? Nope fuck it just add flanking.

He also doesn't understand anything about war at all even though he claims to be basically be an expert on what makes war games good. He actually bitches about operations level strategy being all about lines of units... because he is exceptional and wants everything to play like a squad level game. I could actually make a whole post about his strategy game autism but I don't think this is really the place for it.

If you have anymore on him post away I can't track all the discords he's in so any sped sled trips he takes on discord or whatever KI:U forums is great to have.
I would post more on Master, but he promptly got banned from the server after me and the Admin dug deeper into his "backstory", if you can even call it that.

We wished that his kind of negativity and believes were not welcome within the community server. We tried to give him a chance and reason with him, saying and I quote, "We are willing to let you stay if you're respectful to the other community members, but you're in thin ice.".

He blocked us and ignored us, so we banned him. I personally think we did the right thing.
 

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Guy doesn't like being told to "git gud". I'm not sure how big of a deal this "insult" really is, but it seems to be one to him. He also talks about his feuds a lot even when it's not in context. At least some people in the server are more reasonable.










Finally out of curiosity at the time, I looked a link he posted up and found this gamefaqs thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/75239059

This was my first hint into finding this guy's real nature. Great readable example of what he's like.

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"The elitists will ban stuff anyway based on arbitrary criteria"

Isn't that EXACTLY what he did in the KI:U link I posted? Sheesh... Either he needs to take that oak tree out of his ass, or he takes autistic to a new level.
 

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Guy doesn't like being told to "git gud". I'm not sure how big of a deal this "insult" really is, but it seems to be one to him. He also talks about his feuds a lot even when it's not in context. At least some people in the server are more reasonable.










Finally out of curiosity at the time, I looked a link he posted up and found this gamefaqs thread: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/75239059

This was my first hint into finding this guy's real nature. Great readable example of what he's like.

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He can't get over himself at all, "morality is more important than talent" shit like this is why people hate him, he doesn't want to be part of a community he wants to dominate it and make it all about him, he believes he is the most just and moral man on the internet and everyone should bow to him, there's no such thing as being better than MKDH at a game it's all just balance issues or the game is bad and needs arbitrary bans.

Here is another case of MKDH is always right no matter how stupid his idea is
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedesign/comments/8e7wwr/what_makes_you_think_strategically/dxwns3a/
This is MK talking about Subtraction defense which to him is the best video game mechanic ever, now this isn't his full history with it but I'll tell you, he spergs about subtraction defense quite often and he really doesn't understand that it doesn't work in every setting or game, in fact he denies that because once he gets an idea it's the best idea ever period.


"The elitists will ban stuff anyway based on arbitrary criteria"

Isn't that EXACTLY what he did in the KI:U link I posted? Sheesh... Either he needs to take that oak tree out of his ass, or he takes autistic to a new level.

He really has just taken autistic to a new level, he's gone man I really think he's a lolcow that could have been one of the greats had people looked deeper.

Right now I'm trying to get a bunch more shit together from steam but that's a nightmare and a half.
 

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He can't get over himself at all, "morality is more important than talent" shit like this is why people hate him, he doesn't want to be part of a community he wants to dominate it and make it all about him, he believes he is the most just and moral man on the internet and everyone should bow to him, there's no such thing as being better than MKDH at a game it's all just balance issues or the game is bad and needs arbitrary bans.

Here is another case of MKDH is always right no matter how stupid his idea is
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedesign/comments/8e7wwr/what_makes_you_think_strategically/dxwns3a/
This is MK talking about Subtraction defense which to him is the best video game mechanic ever, now this isn't his full history with it but I'll tell you, he spergs about subtraction defense quite often and he really doesn't understand that it doesn't work in every setting or game, in fact he denies that because once he gets an idea it's the best idea ever period.




He really has just taken autistic to a new level, he's gone man I really think he's a lolcow that could have been one of the greats had people looked deeper.

Right now I'm trying to get a bunch more shit together from steam but that's a nightmare and a half.
I feel bad for you to be honest. Reading that kind of behavior and archiving it for others must be a chore.

Hell, Master has been doing this kind of stuff ever since I was an infant! You would think that at some point he would realise his problem, but no. I'm a firm believer that people with mental illnesses know that, in some part of their brain that they can't access, they know what they're doing and they wish it to stop. But people like MKDH go against that in its entirety.
 

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I remember this guy back when I first started adminning the ATT Wikia tropes wiki predecessor before I got it updated and rebranded.

He was kinda spergy but generally harmless and he never really was a dick to me personally from what I remember, he must have gotten worse since then.
 

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X-Posting from the ISWV thread:
So a classic, classic lolcow has made his appearance on the ISWV circuit.. Nesshelper. (ED page archive)

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https://twitter.com/MasterKnightDH/status/1180215997883506688 (archive). (account archive)

Script pastebin archive (yes he actually wrote this out :story:)

The video description itself is hilarious and contains all kinds of cringe:

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It also seems that he's also been arguing about it on multiple forums, I have yet to find him on that animesuperhero forum (he made a previous video about some female moderator there), but I found him retardedly trying to shill his video and arguing about the case on GameFAQs.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/78065963 (http://archive.vn/2MHkX)
 

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I think David deserves more attention so I am going to post some of the recent shit he has been doing.
In the past two months he has gone into two different sperg rants over other let's players giving him shit. One between him and RoahmMythril which he explains in his usual manner in this video
And the other was between him and fire emblem youtuber Mangz because Mangz embarrassed him on a forum.
Here's the twitlongers David made in response
https://archive.md/YzcRs
https://archive.md/KWSdD
Also he has been consistently dropping classic Nesshelper let's plays
 

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I took a look at this guy in wake of the new Advance Wars remake, and he recently made this hilarious twitter thread yelling at the devs to cancel his enemies, with this twitlonger attached that contains all the usual MKDH hallmarks, including serious unironic usage of TVTropes terms that no normal person will understand.

Surprised MKDH hasn't blown up more like some of the other classic lolcows, the guy has been at this for well over a decade now and just seems so genuinely deranged.
 
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I took a look at this guy in wake of the new Advance Wars remake, and he recently made this hilarious twitter thread yelling at the devs to cancel his enemies, with this twitlonger attached that contains all the usual MKDH hallmarks, including serious unironic usage of TVTropes terms that no normal person will understand.

Surprised MKDH hasn't blown up more like some of the other classic lolcows, the guy has been at this for well over a decade now and just seems so genuinely deranged.
"Reee game devs, own the chuds for me"
 

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https://youtu.be/LoQj2wsEbmg
This is Master Knight's newest documentary. The mic quality is similar to his other vids. This whole vid is him being salty towards Mangs over him getting more views than most other Advance War vids (shown below).
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Master Knight just privatized his twitter account which consisted of him shilling the documentary. This probably occurred due to people (rightfully so) trolling him about his newest rant.
 

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Found an transcript of his latest vid. Archive.

Basically, he's been living in California, possibly in San Francisco. It's mostly him bitching about the landlord's hypocrisy, his sister hates his guts, Mangs drama, etc.
 
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Found an transcript of his latest vid. Archive.

Basically, he's been living in California, possibly in San Francisco. It's mostly him bitching about the landlord's hypocrisy, his sister hates his guts, Mangs drama, etc.
"Want an example? Well, besides how she wants to be such a pessimist toward me, when I was trying to talk about Athena Cykes from Ace Attorney being a Stepford Smiler to make a given point, she gave me some claim that Athena wouldn't care what others think."

"But hey, they should keep applying the Not Now Kiddo trope towards my person."

"But my God, all the trouble I had to go through and still have to all because people wanted to enable a corrupt Democrat In Name Only I had to call a landlord for 6 years while they were hitting me with Not Now Kiddo stupidity on permanent repeat."

How can anyone take this guy seriously when he is a middle-aged man who keeps unironically using TVTropes terms in these rants?

"Well, I actually would have if I didn't have real life issues to worry about, namely with my now ex-landlord, who I need point out here how we have a rights advocate getting in my way of calling out the unrepentant rapist and his 100K enablers. He would have understood why I detest Mangs so much if he cared one iota about my opinion"

So if I'm reading this right, he tried crying to his landlord about some guy on the internet he has a one-sided beef with and is mad when his landlord understandably doesn't give a shit?
 

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So if I'm reading this right, he tried crying to his landlord about some guy on the internet he has a one-sided beef with and is mad when his landlord understandably doesn't give a shit?
Yes, and he voted Red just to spite him because the guy was nagging him to vote for Newsom during that recall thing.

Oh, and he hates the fact that he has to share an bathroom with at least two other people.
 

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I'm always so happy to see updates to this thread, I keep wondering if he'll ever change and grow the fuck up and he never does, like some sort of retarded Lost Boy