Kiwi Farms

Mastodon is a new "social media" site that is essentially just Twitter, excluding the free speech and easy accessibility that makes Twitter so popular. Naturally, it's attracting rat kings left and right.

It's worth mentioning that the moderators are complete emotionally unstable troons. And on top of that, the rules are vague and completely up to the mod's individual interpretations, as stated by the website's creator.

General Population

In the words of Mastodon's creator, the site is occupied by "predominantly queer/furry/leftist", which sums up the problem with the website fairly well.


All of the scum that was banned from Twitter for sending death threats to people they disagree with on politics now reside on Mastodon. Supporters of said rabid leftist "activists" have also migrated to Mastodon, citing the "lack of Nazis" (read: centrists and moderate right-wingers) as one of their major motives. Vice wrote an article about it, which can be found here.


Notable Members (as of 11/13/17)

Eugen "Gargron" Rochko - site founder
Wesley "Laurelai" James Earl Bailey - Rat King
Wil Wheaton (FORMERLY) - Z-list celebrity

The Japanese Invasion / "Lolicon Incident"

Mastodon has gained great popularity in Japan as an alternative to Twitter. Why are they looking for an alternative, you ask? Twitter has the means to ban Lolicon enthusiasts. Mastodon does not. As of now, 61% of Mastodon's total traffic is from Japan despite crackdowns on users posting animated or drawn child porn. You can see the whole incident timeline here.

Owner/Moderator Bullshit

One of their mods got into a heated debate with an alleged 14-year-old about whether the 14-year-old should suck girldick.


And then blamed their inability to not perv on children on childhood trauma

My opinion wasn't asked, but if you shouldn't be around children, you probably shouldn't run a social media site. They have a lot of children, I hear.

Rochko, when made aware of this, refused to take action against "CobaltVelvet", citing an earlier statement of the harassed ("The SRY gene determines sex") as "transphobic", "most exemplary of the trans-exclusionary radical feminist rherotic", and grounds for justified harassment. Screenshots will not be posted publicly to protect the informant.

Criticisms / Reception

John Henry of HackerNoon makes a great point as to why rules that are up to individual interpretation are an amazingly shitty idea