Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

Do you masturbate?

  • Yes

    Votes: 105 76.1%
  • No (liar >:()

    Votes: 33 23.9%

  • Total voters
    138

Desire Lines

so long, and thanks for all the fish
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Let's discuss something everyone does: masturbation. How do you masturbate? How often do you do it? It's interesting because everybody has a different approach to it. I am personally a big fan of a classic method with a right hand myself.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
There are two groups of people who don't masturbate.

The first and most obvious group is serial killers. That's what most people here who don't masturbate are.

The second is people who get so much pussy they just don't have time to masturbate.

None of those fucking people are here.

So the question here really is, do you masturbate, or are you a serial killer?
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

"Cheerleeder" of Slapfights
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I actually participated in 'no-fap November" last year. I went for a month and a half without it. I found that I was just angrier more often.

Now I try to keep it to once every other day, although I do tend to cheat.

Also:
Standard right hand.

I have a Fleshlight, but that thing takes too much time to clean.
 
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