Matching a capeshit hero to your personality -

[The Shadow]

Superman: You're kind of boring, but you have have a heart of gold.

Batman: You're not as cool as you think; in fact you're turning into everyone's weird uncle that's stuck in the mid-2000's

Wonderwoman: Like the Superman fan but with more GRRL PWWR

Green Lantern: Very conservative, but you consider yourself creative and your Minecraft channel proves it!

Green Arrow: Limousine liberal

Aquaman: Hipster contrarian

Joker: Trashy person, probably an edgelord. Possible juggalo.

Harley Quinn: Trashy person, probably a dangerhair. Possible juggalette.

Cyclops: Boring, but reliable.

Nightcrawler: Might be religious, not a dick about it.

Wolverine: You're the best you are at what you do, which is living in your parents garage.

Magneto: You think you're superior and only you can bring the superior future

Mystique: Troon

Captain America: Looks down on you if you don't vote

Thor: Looks down on you if you aren't blonde and blue eyed

Iron Man: Looks down on you if you're poor

Hawkeye: Likes things that totally suck

Iceman: Gay

Namor the Sub Mariner: Mega Gay

The Human Torch: Mega Flaming Gay

Spider-Man: You like to talk about how responsible you are but really just want to clown on people.

Punisher: Shots Fired thread waiting to happen

Captain Marvel: Names their sex toys, has numerous cats

Deadpool: Trashy person, probably a console gamer.

The Shadow: Cultured person of superior taste

Feel free to add or argue with my assertions as needed.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Punisher: Shots Fired thread waiting to happen

*cough* Somari1996 *cough*

 

[Arcturus]

Spider-Man: You like to talk about how responsible you are but really just want to clown on people.

Perfect.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

 

[nonvir_1984]

Moriarty. He had a cape. Like Sherlock Holmes.

 

[Black Waltz]

etrigan because I'm actually a demon

 

[PL 001]

Deadpool - You still haven't gotten out of the "lol so randum! I leik penguins RAWR! means I love you in dinosaur!" sense of humor that was popular online in the mid 2000s

Captain Marvel - Third wave feminist. Butch dyke if female, NEET soyfaced goon if male

Spawn - You're 30 years old and still in your goth phase

 

[The Shadow]

Deadpool - You still haven't gotten out of the "lol so randum! I leik penguins RAWR! means I love you in dinosaur!" sense of humor that was popular online in the mid 2000s

Captain Marvel - Third wave feminist. Butch dyke if female, NEET soyfaced goon if male

Spawn - You're 30 years old and still in your goth phase

I honestly like your Deadpool and Captain Marvel definitions better than my own.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Black Panther: Unemployed

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Judge Dredd: You get very angry but only ever express it in highly embellished accounts of your day on Tumblr.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Moon Knight: Schizocow and dangerously insane and very edgy
Kamala Khan as Ms. Marvel: Gawky teen who is kind of boring and awkward
Dog Welder: Very tragic and a sad, broken soul.
Captain Marvel: You were part of the Fappening Brie, I have some unimpressive tit pics of you. You hold no power over me.
Batman: For someone who doesn’t kill, he punches a lot of people in the face with steel gauntlets and the power of Mike Tyson.
Shazam: Literal manchild

 

[UE 558]

Booster Gold: Asshole who becomes a hero in the past because he’s a fucking loser in his own time period

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Captain Atom: So perfect everyone hates you. Literally toxic to be with.
Professor X: Ableist and racist towards non-mutants. His whole school is segregated.

 

[Sped Xing]

 

[UE 558]

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We said superheroes, not actual heroes

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

The Shadow: Cultured person of superior taste

The Shadow: A man of many talents and many careers. You have many friends that don't know the real you, a guy that lives in a dark basement obsessing over weirdos. But you also know when to laugh at life.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

America Chavez: delusional and detestable cunt.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Green Lantern: Very conservative, but you consider yourself creative and your Minecraft channel proves it!

Green Arrow: Limousine liberal

Hilariously enough these two had a long running series together.

 

[The Shadow]

Alpha Flight: Canucks, especially Canucks that show up to parties no one wants them at.

The Shadow: A man of many talents and many careers. You have many friends that don't know the real you, a guy that lives in a dark basement obsessing over weirdos. But you also know when to laugh at life.

I didn't even think about how appropriate that was when I made the account. I was just on a pulp kick at the time.

 

[CitizenJane]

Superman: Jew who pretends to be a Gentile, but is actually special and above them because he's one of the Chosen People

Wonder Woman: someone had a BDSM fantasy and made a super hero out of it. Also uses her to attack Germany in WW1 the latest Hollywood turd because Nazis, I guess.

X-Men: another thinly-veiled kike story about Chosens and muh oppresshun

Thor: let's shit on Viking culture and religion

Captain America: make sure you punch a Nazi today or you're unAmerican

The Shadow: he doesn't wear a mask because his Jewish nose would give him away no matter what he wears