MatchLink.com Dating Profile -

[Marvin]

http://i.imgur.com/a4xldBS.png

Fairly similar to his okcupid profile. In fact, I think he copied and pasted a lot of it. But there are still some gems in it, I think. Enjoy.


This topic is going to get big, so I replaced "New" with "MatchLink.com" in the topic title for clarity. - Null

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Re: New Dating Profile

He still claims to have Cherokian heritage AND be fluent in Spanish.

 

[The Hunter]

Re: New Dating Profile

I've actually already seen this, but I decided to keep quiet about it because now that I'm staff, I must HOARD ALL THE COCKS TO MYSELF, LEAVING EVERYONE ELSE WITH NONE TO CHOOSE FROM.

 

[Marvin]

Re: New Dating Profile

Body type: About average

 

[Male]

Re: New Dating Profile

My Income: I'll tell you later. Her income: $50000 a year minimum

Video games aren't gonna buy themselves

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: New Dating Profile

Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Re: New Dating Profile

I've actually already seen this, but I decided to keep quiet about it because now that I'm staff, I must HOARD ALL THE COCKS TO MYSELF, LEAVING EVERYONE ELSE WITH NONE TO CHOOSE FROM.

It's good to be the Chris-Bourgeoisie, isn't it?

Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.

PLEASE IGNORE THE ZIT

 

[Niachu]

Re: New Dating Profile

Sports and exercise: I'll tell you later

Yep...

 

[Null]

Re: New Dating Profile

I kind of want to delete this topic because looking at his profile makes me cringe so fucking hard. I feel so bad for him. He's so dumb.

 

[Seahorses]

Re: New Dating Profile

He considers McDonalds, Burger King, and Wal-Mart, "hotspots." No wonder he is so popular around women.

 

[punchabunch]

Re: New Dating Profile

Well, its less picky then his profiles usually are
edit: nevermind, check bodytype.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: New Dating Profile

Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.

PLEASE IGNORE THE ZIT

There is this amazing stuff called Clinique soap, face scrub, Sea Breeze, and Eucerin.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Re: New Dating Profile

Exercise: 5 Days a Week

 

[Male]

Re: New Dating Profile

he's a social drinker, just without the social!

 

[cypocraphy]

Ha. He really thinks his ultra distant Cherokee heritage makes him super special huh? Go back far enough and we're all African, Chris.

Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.

PLEASE IGNORE THE ZIT

There is this amazing stuff called Clinique soap, face scrub, Sea Breeze, and Eucerin.

Only Axe matters.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Re: New Dating Profile

Nothing makes a guy sound sexier than "care taking my mom."

FUCK MY KITTY BEHIND, CHRIS

 

[Marvin]

Re: New Dating Profile

His date also has to make at least $50k.

 

[The Hunter]

Re: New Dating Profile

Ha. He really thinks his ultra distant Cherokee heritage makes him super special huh? Go back far enough and we're all African, Chris.

The Cherokee really gets me. Shit, I'm more native than he is, and I don't even know what tribe I'm from (or if I'm even from one at all).

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

well damn! he must be even more desperate to find a girl now that his birthday is coming up! Not having achieved his dream of getting married before 30 must be worrying him.

haha income, ocupation "I'll tell you later"
He says he's part French...Quoi?!

 

[Dollars2010]

For fun: care taking my mom

I laughed so hard at this. Oh gosh.