MatchLink.com Dating Profile -

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Marvin

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http://i.imgur.com/a4xldBS.png

Fairly similar to his okcupid profile. In fact, I think he copied and pasted a lot of it. But there are still some gems in it, I think. Enjoy.


This topic is going to get big, so I replaced "New" with "MatchLink.com" in the topic title for clarity. - Null
 

The Hunter

Border Hopping Taco Bender
Retired Staff
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Re: New Dating Profile

I've actually already seen this, but I decided to keep quiet about it because now that I'm staff, I must HOARD ALL THE COCKS TO MYSELF, LEAVING EVERYONE ELSE WITH NONE TO CHOOSE FROM.
 

Male

This guy fucks!
True & Honest Fan
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Re: New Dating Profile

My Income: I'll tell you later. Her income: $50000 a year minimum
Video games aren't gonna buy themselves
 

sparklemilhouse

America Online for Dummies™
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Re: New Dating Profile

Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.
 

Jimmy Jazz

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Re: New Dating Profile

The Hunter said:
I've actually already seen this, but I decided to keep quiet about it because now that I'm staff, I must HOARD ALL THE COCKS TO MYSELF, LEAVING EVERYONE ELSE WITH NONE TO CHOOSE FROM.

It's good to be the Chris-Bourgeoisie, isn't it?

sparklemilhouse said:
Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.

PLEASE IGNORE THE ZIT
 

Null

Ooperator
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Re: New Dating Profile

I kind of want to delete this topic because looking at his profile makes me cringe so fucking hard. I feel so bad for him. He's so dumb.
 

Seahorses

More Green Than Whole Foods
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Re: New Dating Profile

He considers McDonalds, Burger King, and Wal-Mart, "hotspots." No wonder he is so popular around women.
 

sparklemilhouse

America Online for Dummies™
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Re: New Dating Profile

Jimmy Jazz said:
sparklemilhouse said:
Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.

PLEASE IGNORE THE ZIT

There is this amazing stuff called Clinique soap, face scrub, Sea Breeze, and Eucerin.
 

Male

This guy fucks!
True & Honest Fan
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Re: New Dating Profile

he's a social drinker, just without the social!
 

cypocraphy

Deader than the parents on "Party Of Five"
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Ha. He really thinks his ultra distant Cherokee heritage makes him super special huh? Go back far enough and we're all African, Chris.



sparklemilhouse said:
Jimmy Jazz said:
sparklemilhouse said:
Marvin this is beautiful.

Also, Chris? STOP USING THE PIMPLE PICTURE. PLEASE.

PLEASE IGNORE THE ZIT

There is this amazing stuff called Clinique soap, face scrub, Sea Breeze, and Eucerin.

Only Axe matters.
 
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KatsuKitty

Stone-Cold Bitch
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Re: New Dating Profile

Nothing makes a guy sound sexier than "care taking my mom."

FUCK MY KITTY BEHIND, CHRIS
 

Marvin

Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
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Re: New Dating Profile

His date also has to make at least $50k.
 

The Hunter

Border Hopping Taco Bender
Retired Staff
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Re: New Dating Profile

bungholio said:
Ha. He really thinks his ultra distant Cherokee heritage makes him super special huh? Go back far enough and we're all African, Chris.
The Cherokee really gets me. Shit, I'm more native than he is, and I don't even know what tribe I'm from (or if I'm even from one at all).
 

EzioCanLeapofFaith

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well damn! he must be even more desperate to find a girl now that his birthday is coming up! Not having achieved his dream of getting married before 30 must be worrying him.

haha income, ocupation "I'll tell you later"
He says he's part French...Quoi?!
 
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