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Who are the IronyBros?
Richard will have a more in depth explanation I'm sure but they're basically edgy right-winger meme boys that are equivalent to the SA Goon creation "Weird Twitter" but for wannabe fascists. A lot of them are super insecure, degenerate, and hypocritical and hide behind irony as a shield.
 
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Who are the IronyBros?
To be honest, even I'm not fully in the know about who these IronyTards are, but they're associated with Nick Fuentes and host a livestream titled The Weekly Sweat. Ironically, the term apparently comes from Chapo Trap House who hold diametrically opposite views. One of the hosts is named Shawn "Prince Hubris" McCaffrey, the fitness-obsessed mongoloid who looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome. Apparently, he's some type of Traditionalist Catholic who was affiliated with Identity Evropa at one point until earlier this year. According to some rumors on /pol/, he has completely 180'ed and turned on his former friends. The other host is named Beardly Beardson. Haven't been able to dig up much information about him.

Jim Goad and Matt Forney appeared on one of their streams the same evening as the explosive bloodsport hosted by Aurini:
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Please, don't besmirch the good name of Slavros and company with these knuckle-draggers

Who the fuck is a fan of this fat fuck.
Matt Forney attracts people like him. That is, people who try to worm their way into popular / trending movements and then get kicked out because nobody with serious credentials or stake in the game wants them. There's no dearth of these self-absorbed morons. These people tend to go through ideologies like socks and turn on their so-called friends when things don't go their way.

Forney switched from being a MRA / PUA to alt-right and now to some Trad shit. Since he saw that Common Filth was gaining traction with the more radical segment of the so-called "alternative influence network" which indirectly includes the most hardcore purity spiralers like neoreaction or IronMarch, Forney latched onto Aurini and CF to cope with his failure to connect with previous movements. It speaks volumes when the IronyBros are the only people who'd pal around with you.
I'm just going to elaborate on just the kind of person I'm referring to.

Meet Taeil Kim, the world's most annoying Korean and most inept blackmailer:
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For those of you blessed without the knowledge of this cretin, I'll fill you in. This story comes from members of Jim Goad's personal Facebook group that dissolved in 2014.

Taeil Kim is an Iraq War veteran and UCLA student who used to contribute to Street Carnage, a Vice clone founded by Gavin McInnes shortly after his departure from the magazine he founded. Between 2008-2011, he would frequently appear in the comments sections kissing up to both Gavin and Jim Goad. He joined Jim Goad's Facebook group where he would share articles with members and comment on others' posts. At best, he was sycophantic and mildly amusing, but in general, his columns were far from noteworthy and his demeanor was pretty annoying. Taeil would routinely Muslim bait in the Facebook group to fit in with the userbase's critical opinion of Islam and concern with multiculturalism in Europe. There wasn't a comment he made at the Islamic world's expense that gave him pause, and he would routinely call Middle Easterners such quaint names like "raghead". Naturally, he was also very supportive of the State of Israel. He also was stricken with Gold Fever, but that's neither here nor there.

2011 is when everything went south. "The Culture of Critique" by Kevin MacDonald was brought up as a topic of discussion which went up Taeil's philosemitic ass sideways. He proceeded to concern troll Jim about antisemitism. Keep in mind Jim has always praised and admired Jews more than any other group. After enduring enough uppity behavior and attempted gotchas, Jim finally permabanned his ass from both the Facebook group and Taki's Mag before blocking him personally.

Jim's account is as follows:
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Here’s what happened in my case: In between him sending me emails over the years telling me I’m the bee’s knees, he kept expressing some lame-ass concern that I was becoming a “white nationalist” and “anti-Semite” and falling over to the dark side.

Anyone who has the most rudimentary understanding of me knows I’m antisocial—perhaps pathologically so—and I never join group movements. That’s why I don’t identify as “liberal” or “conservative” or “white pride” or anything else. For fuck’s sake, I never even seek to hang out with people. At base I’m a skeptic and I think modern race hysteria fits all the qualifications of a classic moral panic, so I fixate on that. It’s my psychological damage for being raised Catholic and becoming fascinated with taboos.

But even before any of this happened, I’d been warned that Taeil is very, very dumb.

He was on my Facebook group and sucked up a lot of air there. I once mentioned a book by psychologist Kevin MacDonald called “The Culture of Critique,” which tries to explain so-called “anti-Semitism” through the prism of group evolutionary psychology. MacDonald said that Jews survived persecution over the centuries through fierce cooperation and maintaining a stubborn ethnic identity which some might label separatist. There was nothing hateful or rabid in the book’s tone—if anything, it’s dry and scholarly. But I found the book fascinating because it attempted to explain “anti-Semitism” using methods that didn’t simply posit the existence of some universal Mystery Hate Virus called “anti-Semitism” that seemed to coincide with the presence of Jews wherever dem Jews might be.

Upon hearing that I’d read the book and found it interesting, Taeil—whom even the zombies over at Think Progress recently suggested has some “weird Jew thing” going on—flipped the frack out. He started accusing me of being an “anti-Semite,” of saying “Jews want to control the world,” of swallowing “conspiracy theories,” and all other sorts of predictable nonsense that you’d expect someone with a dim grasp of these issues to say.

At one point, I suggested he had a “weird Jew thing” going on because he secretly feels guilty that he may have been used as cannon fodder for Israeli interests in the Iraq war. Either way, yeah—he still definitely has some “weird Jew thing” going on. On Think Progress, he saw fit to inform the audience that he follows a lot of Jewish chicks on Twitter.

Still, he would NOT LET UP about that book. So I told him to READ the fucking book. He said he didn’t have to—he knew it was a rabid, hateful, nonsensical, foaming-at-the-mouth slice of JEWHATE. It didn’t seem to occur to him that the only person foaming at the mouth was him. After a while, I said, “Fine—if you’re not going to read the book, shut the fuck up about it and leave me alone about it.”

Last May I reviewed a book by Jared Taylor over at the Taki site. Taeil went on there calling everyone stupid white-trash redneck white nationalist pieces of shit—in essence, using far more truly hateful terms than I’ve ever used to describe anyone who didn’t share my roots with me. At one point in the comments, someone mentioned the MacDonald book. Taeil said he’d “read that piece of Jew-hating shit” or somesuch.

Since he was being a rude dick to everyone, I went on the comment thread and told him I’d caught him in a lie—I have several emails of him saying he absolutely refused to read the book. I also said that if he didn’t calm the fuck down and stop calling everyone pieces of shit, he’d get banned.

“What the fuck do you mean, you motherf—” BOOM! Banned. From both my Facebook group and the Taki site. He’s subsequently harassed Taki’s daughter, Lesley Arfin, other members of my Facebook group, and who the fuck knows who else. Plenty of people. He’s CC’d the entire SC staff of writers numerous times. Arfin in particular has told him to stop. She’s probably the 1000th Jewish chick who’s had to tell him to stop.

After he stomped his tiny feet and demanded an explanation for why I banned him—he had already sent emails suggesting I had PTSD because prison must have “really got to me” (whereas he was either born crazy, or the Iraq War obviously really got to him)—I sent him a calm explanation that after prison and brain surgery, the way in which these experiences “got to me” was they taught me to cut annoying assholes out of my life because they aren’t worth the time.

So he’s continued being an annoying asshole for a full year, apparently under the delusion that this “proves” anything beyond the fact that I was right for rejecting him in the first place.
What followed was a deluge of emails attacking Jim's character. Jim dignified Taeil with no more than two emails effectively breaking off all current and future contact. How did he take this? Taeil started to mock Jim Goad's deceased brother Bucky Goad who was murdered in France. Trying reading that ode to Bucky and then read the kind of messages Taeil would send Jim:
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This is the kind of person we're dealing with. Taeil also would repeatedly insist on his blog that Jim beat his second wife with absolutely no substantiating evidence. Class act, folks.

Here are other emails he sent during that same period between 2011 - 2012:
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He would also Tweet at others, accusing his wife of being a Nazi on the sole fact her Facebook profile has an 88 taken from the number on her jersey as a derby girl. As far as anyone knows, she isn't a political person in the least:
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Meanwhile, Taeil would also stalk Gavin McInnes to such an insane degree that it took FOUR FUCKING ARTICLES TO DOCUMENT THE WHOLE SPECTACLE. Taeil claimed he had a picture of Gavin passed out drunk with a big black cock in his mouth. At no point did Taeil produce this fabled picture. Instead, he constantly hinted he possessed it:
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And then, he begged others to give it to him when he couldn't produce it:
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For those interested, here are the four articles in question:
You can also check out the book The Headache Factory by Jim Goad where he discusses the melange of cretins who've harassed him over the years, which includes this very shitwipe.

Now where does Matt Forney fit in all this? Just like I said, Matt Forney attracts people like him. Since Taeil couldn't get noticed by sempai Jim Goad and Gavin McInnes, he went running to anyone who had a negative thing to say about them. Here he is sucking right up to Forney:
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Here's his YouTube profile.

This is more ammo that anti-degeneracy spergs who freak out the loudest are just euphoric contrarian degenerates.
With Matt Forney, there are no lies too shameful to tell and no depths too low to stoop. Forney is truly a loathsome sack of shit. Somehow, those born-again Christians who forsake everything sinful and wage moral crusades against everything fun look quaint when compared to this fat turd.

I'm not going to bother going over his mocking obese women while having the charm of a cockroach and the physique of a manatee, although the fact he published this book makes me laugh:
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The critics rave:
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@Pope Gregory IX and @GL99 have mentioned Forney's past on In Mala Fide and In Bona Fide as Ferdinand Bardamu, but what's more is that he was caught reviewing his own material under his real name as if he was analyzing another author's work. The book in question is a compilation of essays titled "Three Years of Hate: the Very Best of In Mala Fide" sourced from Forney's old website. He has now since claimed he was writing a biography, but everything in that post strongly suggests the piece was a glorified review that served as promotion for his own work. From that review, Forney unironically thinks his work is as good as Andy Warhol's. He appeared to only come clean once called out.

In addition to disguising self-promotion as an impartial review, everyone in this thread knows of the infamous video where he walks backwards in terror from two skinny-ass Antifas taunting his every step. Since it's too hilarious to keep unmentioned, here's a reminder:

How did Forney spin this? Why, he was confronting Antifas, of course:

As previously mentioned, Matt Forney has now embarked on a smear campaign against both Jim Goad and Ann Sterzinger, and it appears he's now earnestly claiming Jim has AIDS with absolutely no substantiating evidence or any documentation to back it up. Forney goes even further to claim that Jim infected Ann Sterzinger based exactly on photos of Ann Sterzinger's full body rash:
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The Tweet he links to comes courtesy of his new magazine Terror House showing Ann Sterzinger's full body rash which they claim was the result of AIDS:
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Where did this full-body rash come from? Upon moving out to California, Ann had the unfortunate encounter with disease-carrying possum fleas which the doctor believes gave her typhus. Forney is happy to lie as long as it deflects attention to his moral character. Pretty counterproductive when you're posing as a moralist.

@Dog Prom 3D mentioned Forney's sordid relationship with Ann Sterzinger and his subsequent threats to ruin her writing career, but did you know that he confessed to what could in court be legally considered rape? Turns out the woman was none other than Ann Sterzinger.

In the now deleted "Why Girls Rarely Mean No When They Say No", Forney relates their sexual encounter posturing as a Chad taking charge and ravishing a woman despite verbally saying no. He claims he kept thrusting in spite of her expressly saying no. Here is Matt Forney in his own words:
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Ann ultimately entered the relationship with Matt Forney out of pity and an attempt to assuage his ego. As to whether she considered their sexual liason rape, she was too drunk to remember much of what happened and thus deeply ambivalent. Ann had the integrity not to press charges or claim rape because she couldn't condemn a man to a life behind bars for lack of knowledge and confidence in the facts. Here she is telling her side of the story:

And now, for some texts from Ann to Jim before the infamous bloodsport hosted by Aurini:
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I'll keep posting more updates as I find them, but this should tell you all everything you need to know about anti-degeneracy moralists like him.
 
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May I present, Matt Forney, in "The Day I Became a Chubby Chaser."

https://archive.li/K5xQT

Methinks he's just lowered his standards in desperation at not being able to score with normal-sized women. And I guarantee that he still can't pull the fat women either because women can smell desperation and thirst in a man.
 

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May I present, Matt Forney, in "The Day I Became a Chubby Chaser."

https://archive.li/K5xQT

Methinks he's just lowered his standards in desperation at not being able to score with normal-sized women. And I guarantee that he still can't pull the fat women either because women can smell desperation and thirst in a man.
Puts his "Big Lovin'" book in better context. Still hilarious considering how much he bashed fat women in the past.
 

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May I present, Matt Forney, in "The Day I Became a Chubby Chaser."

https://archive.li/K5xQT

Methinks he's just lowered his standards in desperation at not being able to score with normal-sized women. And I guarantee that he still can't pull the fat women either because women can smell desperation and thirst in a man.
The comment from "no" talking about being a skinny and fit women who loves big fat ugly men is 100% a True and Honest Woman and not at all Matt rping again because the "CaseyCat" comment made him ass blasted, no siree bob!
 
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May I present, Matt Forney, in "The Day I Became a Chubby Chaser."

https://archive.li/K5xQT

Methinks he's just lowered his standards in desperation at not being able to score with normal-sized women. And I guarantee that he still can't pull the fat women either because women can smell desperation and thirst in a man.
Oh good for Matt. He's just opened himself up to another group of women who will tell him to fuck off.
 

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I'm sure Jim, Ann and David are keeling over from side-splitting laughter filling their pants in terror
All I can picture is that video where he waddles backwards on his stubby gimp legs, only this time it's in some suburban whitebread neighborhood that he went to to scowl angrily at Jim's house until Jim comes outside to see what was going on. He trips over the decorative plastic deer two houses down, adds another lump to his head, and has to call the fire department because he's too fat to get up on his own.
 
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Forney's used a number of sock puppets over the years, including ones with female identities. One of them ran a blog called "Virginia's Secret Garden," something which has already been discussed itt. For those of you who can't tell: that blog was merely a vehicle for him to express his bizarre sexual fetishes. Due mostly to his own stupidity he was found out and then he tried to play Virginia off as a prank... which is pretty difficult to do after he wrote an erotic novel as the character.

He was heavily involved in /r/theredpill and /r/marriedredpill where he ran a number of other female sock puppets, including "redpillwife," most of whose posts no longer exist. RedPillWife was an account dedicated to Forney's fetish for the self-sacrificing slave-wife archetype. Same as the aforementioned character.

To keep it short, he posts his fetishes (fat shaming, domestic discipline, etc.) on the dedicated politics board of 9gag quite frequently. In these posts are many pornographic images (gifs of rough oral sex, women being slapped around). I thought at first this was Nathan Larson, and I still think most of it is, however I've begun to believe Forney has more of a presence there than I previously thought.

Reverse-image searching the gifs leads one to many blogs on tumblr, most of which are now defunct. Someone quite similar to Forney runs these blogs. I made two little image macros below that detail some similarities I noticed. Horney's more sexually deranged than most people probably know. There's no definitive proof that these fetish blogs are run by horney but it's still quite interesting.
 

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He was heavily involved in /r/theredpill and /r/marriedredpill where he ran a number of other female sock puppets, including "redpillwife," most of whose posts no longer exist. RedPillWife was an account dedicated to Forney's fetish for the self-sacrificing slave-wife archetype. Same as the aforementioned character.
He's a troon in the making who has a forced feminization fetish and wants to be a sex slave.
 
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He's a troon in the making who has a forced feminization fetish and wants to be a sex slave.
You're not wrong. From one of his blog posts,

Schwyzered.com. After Hugo Schwyzer wrote that ridiculous Jezebel column on why straight guys should let their girlfriends peg them, I was planning to pull a Santorum and turn “schwyzer” into a synonym for getting fucked in the ass with a strap-on, all the while ridiculing male feminists in general. Unfortunately, a botched database update led to all my work being wiped out; lacking any backups, I gave up a week into the project.

The only remaining evidence of Schwyzered.com is the long-dormant Twitter page.

I’d been planning to write Schwyzered.com for at least a year and had sketched out a loose character arc for its intrepid author, Butt-Boy. His backstory is that he was supposed to be a proud male feminist and pegging enthusiast living in Portland, Oregon with his “pleasantly curvy” girlfriend Dick-Girl. After a series of expository posts in which he talked about his upbringing in the “intolerant” land of upstate New York and his molestation as a child, Butt-Boy would become so enamored of pegging that he’d stop having actual sex with Dick-Girl. Frustrated with her perverted simp of a boyfriend (though he would be too dense to figure it out), Dick-Girl would pressure Butt-Boy into a polyamorous relationship, in which it’s implied that she gets laid way more than him. Finally, their relationship would devolve into cuckoldry, Butt-Boy crying in the corner while watching the love of his life getting railed by strapping black bucks.
Interracial cuckoldry is another one of his big fetishes. Numerous mentions.

More things he mentions frequently: fupas, micro-penises, restricted bloodflow due to excess body fat... He writes from experience, it seems. If a blog should emerge soon extolling the benefits of fellating asian ladyboy cock, we'll know who the culprit is.
 

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Forney's used a number of sock puppets over the years, including ones with female identities. One of them ran a blog called "Virginia's Secret Garden," something which has already been discussed itt. For those of you who can't tell: that blog was merely a vehicle for him to express his bizarre sexual fetishes. Due mostly to his own stupidity he was found out and then he tried to play Virginia off as a prank... which is pretty difficult to do after he wrote an erotic novel as the character.

He was heavily involved in /r/theredpill and /r/marriedredpill where he ran a number of other female sock puppets, including "redpillwife," most of whose posts no longer exist. RedPillWife was an account dedicated to Forney's fetish for the self-sacrificing slave-wife archetype. Same as the aforementioned character.

To keep it short, he posts his fetishes (fat shaming, domestic discipline, etc.) on the dedicated politics board of 9gag quite frequently. In these posts are many pornographic images (gifs of rough oral sex, women being slapped around). I thought at first this was Nathan Larson, and I still think most of it is, however I've begun to believe Forney has more of a presence there than I previously thought.

Reverse-image searching the gifs leads one to many blogs on tumblr, most of which are now defunct. Someone quite similar to Forney runs these blogs. I made two little image macros below that detail some similarities I noticed. Horney's more sexually deranged than most people probably know. There's no definitive proof that these fetish blogs are run by horney but it's still quite interesting.
You're not wrong. From one of his blog posts,

Schwyzered.com. After Hugo Schwyzer wrote that ridiculous Jezebel column on why straight guys should let their girlfriends peg them, I was planning to pull a Santorum and turn “schwyzer” into a synonym for getting fucked in the ass with a strap-on, all the while ridiculing male feminists in general. Unfortunately, a botched database update led to all my work being wiped out; lacking any backups, I gave up a week into the project.

The only remaining evidence of Schwyzered.com is the long-dormant Twitter page.

I’d been planning to write Schwyzered.com for at least a year and had sketched out a loose character arc for its intrepid author, Butt-Boy. His backstory is that he was supposed to be a proud male feminist and pegging enthusiast living in Portland, Oregon with his “pleasantly curvy” girlfriend Dick-Girl. After a series of expository posts in which he talked about his upbringing in the “intolerant” land of upstate New York and his molestation as a child, Butt-Boy would become so enamored of pegging that he’d stop having actual sex with Dick-Girl. Frustrated with her perverted simp of a boyfriend (though he would be too dense to figure it out), Dick-Girl would pressure Butt-Boy into a polyamorous relationship, in which it’s implied that she gets laid way more than him. Finally, their relationship would devolve into cuckoldry, Butt-Boy crying in the corner while watching the love of his life getting railed by strapping black bucks.
Interracial cuckoldry is another one of his big fetishes. Numerous mentions.

More things he mentions frequently: fupas, micro-penises, restricted bloodflow due to excess body fat... He writes from experience, it seems. If a blog should emerge soon extolling the benefits of fellating asian ladyboy cock, we'll know who the culprit is.
I'm convinced all of these were written as elaborate vehicles for his deviant side which he then tried to pass off as a prank, because to effectively do a prank, there would have to be an effective follow through. None of these contain that. He also spends a disturbing amount of time elaborating on these fantasies.

Speaking of Forney's weight, I'm convinced he didn't actually get that far with Ann Sterzinger. Sure, they probably spent the night in bed together, but there's no way the whole posturing as a Chad taking her by force isn't pure unadulterated bullshit. Since his babydick would get stuck in his fat folds, he probably couldn't get it in at all. That alone would explain why Ann doesn't remember any of it because she didn't feel a thing.
 
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@RichardMongler I confronted fatt horney about his weird fetishes last month when he was in a stream: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OonfIH2dTh The host (Luke Ford, Jim Goad's """friend""") kept muting my microphone before he eventually banned me. This made things unnecessarily hard. Admittedly I wasn't doing a very good job because I kept chuckling and yelling like an idiot. Favorite part was when Luke tried to downplay how odd this femme alter-ego is: "He already explained it. Matt had a post where he was talking about being a submissive housewife..." Yeah, good luck trying to make that sound normal!

Interestingly, horney claims Virginia was an attempt to satirize Christian domestic discipline, a fetish he's fap-vocated for in multiple blog posts. I don't think he even knows what he believes. He's written articles about how fat women are disgusting and about how fat women turn him on; he's written articles about how girls with high self-esteem are hot and he's written articles about how girls with high self-esteem are ugly. His opinions seemingly change with the wind, or more accurately, change with whatever fetish most titillates his micro-penis at any given time. Tomorrow, getting cucked by a big dicked black guy might be the new alpha trend. We'll never know.

"After a while, he lay on his back and asked me to suck his cock. His cock was huge. Some of my friends told me that black men usually had very big cocks..."
~Matt Forney, weird fat guy​
Well, I'm not sure if any of you fags actually looked at the image macros I made. I tried to make them as visually simple as possible but I probably fucked up somehow. Anyway, I was running both texts through a textual similarity analysis algorithm and I noticed something very peculiar, something that even non-computers can see. What is it? Well, both Forney and that blogger use a rare form of apostrophe. Instead of " ' " they use " ’ "

It might not seem like a big deal, but almost no one uses that unicode version of the apostrophe with the little tail.

For those of you who want the original text forms (please use eye bleach), here:

It’s a fact that cunts are worthless, pathetic, and all around subhuman scum. By nature they are weak, pitiful, and generally devoid of any good, right, decent, or worthwhile. However with that being said that doesn’t mean that they can’t be a continuing source of joy, amusement, entertainment, service, and a basic all around good time, but only if you know how to use and abuse them right.

It’s a sad fact that most men only see cunts as a collection of fuckholes when they are so much more than that. They can be cum dumps, toilets, whipping girls, pets, punching bags, prisoners, test subjects, and so much more. The only limit is the creativity of the man in control of them. To that end I offer the following tips on how to turn your otherwise average and ordinary, basic and boring bitch into a non stop source of fun.

1.Kick back, relax, unwind, and make the whore suck your dick until it feels like it is going to black out from exhaustion and then make it beg for your load like the pathetic piece of shit it is.

2.Train the fuck pig to overcome it’s gag reflex even if you have to pummel it’s tonsils with over sized novelty dildos until it can deep throat like a proper cock pig.

3. Fuck its ugly facial fuck hole, making sure to go balls deep, like it was any other worthless cock socket showing no regard or consideration to the useless lump of rotting flesh attached to it.

4.Use your dick to slap the cunt right across it’s dumb face, especially if it dares to make eye contact unless instructed to. By nature cunt’s are natural born exceptional individuals it might take a while to get one to learn it’s lesson.

5.Make the dumb whore give your balls a good old fashioned tongue bath. Have it lick and suck every inch of your scrot until it is squeaky clean.

6. Ride it’s face like a bucking bronco, and as the stupid slut gobbles your balls with all it’s worth make sure it ponders it’s “poor” life choices.

7.Suck up the nastiest piece of phelgm and spit it right into the bitch’s face when it asks if it did a good job, smiles, or shows any trace of pride.

8. Sit on the cunt’s face and have it jam it’s tongue up your sweaty ass crack right after a long hard day at work, after the gym, or just cause you aren’t feeling so “fresh” back there.
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9. Piss on the bitch anytime and every time you want. All over it’s face, down it’s throat, up in it’s cunt, fill it’s ass. Soak it from head to toe.

10. Teach the cunt to love drinking piss, old or fresh. Have it drink straight out of the toilet if possible, or off the floor if you “miss”. In public have it drink your piss out of a bottom or “sippy” cup.

11. Dump out the cunt’s pantie drawer and burn all of it. Never allow the cunt to wear underwear.

12. Out in public, randomly and without warning, jam your fingers into a slut’s fuckholes. Rape them with you hands and make them dance like sock puppets.

13. Don’t just spank the bitch or give it love taps. Beat the cunt viciously with anything and everything available. Get creative and instill a deep rooted fear in the bitch that any moment might be it’s last.

14. Fuck the cunt with other bitches unwashed second hand sex toys. The dirtier the better.

15. Make the other cunt not only watch you fuck other sluts, but actively go hunt them down for you to rape. Afterwards have your slut clean out the other cunt’s fuckholes so there is no evidence before you do the bleach treatment.

16. Position the cunt underneath you while you’re fucking other sluts so it lick your cock as it goes in and out of ther other slut’s fuckhole. Just because the “primary” cunt isn’t the center of attention there is always a use for it.

17. Force the cunt to devour your ass while you are fucking another bitch and then have it eat that bitch’s ass just for good measure.

18. Have the cunt suck the other slut’s juices off your cock when you are done with it so it can savor the flavor of what better sluts taste like.

19. Hold the cunt’s head into the other slut’s fuck hole as it licks it clean and sucks down whatever is left of your load.

20. Back hand slap the cunt across the face for even the most mild of infractions. Nothing reorders a cunt’s broken brain like “five across the eyes”.

21. Call the bitch the most hateful and hurtful names possible. Really dig deep into its psyche and find the most humiliating and degrading name imaginable. Worst case scenario just call it by another slut’s name (if it has a mother, sister, or best friend that usually does the trick)

22. Gangbang the slut with your friends, co-workers, or even casual acquaintances. If you aren’t a people person that is what horny random strangers off the Internet and Tindr are for.

23. Whore the slut out to anyone willing to make an offer. No offer is to be refused. Make sure to have the cunt thank her clients for settling for it and then have it throw in some free extras to show it’s gratitude towards them.

24. Deny the cunt to right to masturbate unless it’s on camera, live streaming, as it has your dirty underwear covering it’s face or shoved in one of it’s holes.

25. Use your, another cunt’s panties, or even a homeless person’s underwear as a gag for the slut, when you fuck it.

26. Cum everywhere on the cunt. On it’s hair, face, tits, ass, cunt, etc. Make the cunt wear your cum out in public. Maybe it Maybelline, maybe it’s just a cum rag.

27. Use your cum to give your slaps to the cunt a little extra sting.

28. Have the cunt lick your cum off the floor, like a dog if it behaves. If it doesn’t, take it to the local glory hole and have it lick up the old stale cum off the walls and floors.

29. Nothing objectifies a slut like a good old fashioned raw dog gang bang followed up by an all out bukkake finisher. Once that is over give a public reading from the most embarrassing portion of it’s diary.

30. Offer your cunt as a full service cum dump to your friends, their friends, friends of friends, and basically anyone who needs to drop a load.

31. If a cunt hates cum, cover it’s food in cum. It will either learn to love the taste or starve itself.

32. Never fuck just one hole on a slut. Always make sure that any holes that aren’t crammed full of cock are always filled with something.

33. Make the cunt suck your cock while you are taking a shit and use it’s tongue as toilet paper afterwards.

34. Have the slut’s nipples pierces so that you can insert a chain between them and use that chain to drag the bitch around.

35. Write names (slut, bitch, cunt, whore, fuck pig, rape doll) draw pictures (dick and balls, a pig face, a toilet) or phrases (insert cock here, daddy’s girl, worthless slut) on it’s body.

36. Never introduce the bitch to anyone by name. Only refer to it as slut, whore, cunt, bitch, pig, fuck doll, rape meat, worthless, useless, stupid, etc

37. Have the slut lick your dirty toilet clean, or a public one. Whichever one is nastier.

38. Make the bitch beg whenever it has to piss or shit and then deny it until it makes a mess.

39. Force the slut to wear a chastity belt whenever it leaves the house or you are not around.

40. Make the cunt wear a butt plug at all times so it can stretch out that ass.

41. Dutch over the slut anytime you actually allow it to sleep in the bed next to you.

42. Always face fuck the slut until it vomits, and then make it clean your cock afterwards. If it refuses grab it by the back of it’s head and use it’s hair like a mop.

43. Enforce chastity at all times and punish it severely any time it dares to get off without your express permission.

44. Make the cunt beg for permission to touch itself or cum.

45. Whether the slut dribbles, leaks, or squirts, make it suck down all of it’s own cum.

46. Have the bitch masturbate in front of you and your friends while you watch and record it.

47. Take incriminating photos of the cunt in action doing the nastiest things imaginable and use this as blackmail material. Threaten to expose the cunt if it ever dares to disobey or disrespect you.

48. When fucking a slut from behind give it a good old fashioned “dirty sanchez” or hitler mustache.

49. Bind and blind the cunt when it is being used.

50. Don’t just fist a slut’s cunt gape it until you can “gut punch” it.

51. Repeatedly violate and stretch a bitch’s asshole until it prolapses or goes full on “pink sock”.

52. Only fuck a slut with a condom so that you can make the bitch drink from it later on.

53. Have the bitch drink from random used condoms.

54. Rape and bred the slut’s ass until it has to use a diaper.

55. Take away the cunt’s birth control, knock it up, and then force it to have an abortion (which you make it pay for).

56. Make the slut lick your feet clean after you’ve been running around all day barefoot.

57. Use the bitch as a foot stool, chair, or another other inanimate object.

58. Have the cunt give you a massage or foot rub,

59. Use the slut as a snot rag.

60. Shave the bitch’s head.

61. Fill a kiddie pool with old stale cum and piss and make the cunt bathe in everyday until it smells like a cross between a toilet and bathhouse.

62. Control the cunt’s hair, makeup, and attire. Make it into you doll.

63. Force the slut to gain or lose weight based on your preference. Regardless of it’s progress tell it, “you could do better”, or “are you even really trying?”.

64. Have the slut wear a leash, collar, and tags so that it doesn’t get “lost”, and if it does than people will know it is owned and where to return it to.

65. Cage train the bitch so it is brainwashed to only feel happy and safe in it’s cage.

66. All work is “women’s work”. Man is king and cunt’s do all the shopping, cooking, cleaning, etc.

67. When a slut says “no”, what she really means is “make me”.

68. Drugs and alcohol are a cunt’s best friend. Nothing puts a bitch in the right mood like getting it fuck up out of it’s mind.

69. Make the slut wear a ball gag or muzzle so it can’t scream, unless you have sound proof walls.

70. Bitches are no better than animals, so like an animal they should crawl on their hands and knees at all times.

71. Animals don’t eat at the table or use silverware so neither should cunts. That is what floors and bowls are for.

72. Make the cunt perform it’s civic duty as a cum dump for horny men at the local glory hole.

73. Fuck the slut with random objects found around the house, work area, or just on the side of the street. If it doesn’t fit, make it fit.

74. Always force the bitch to beg for your cock and remind it of it of how lucky and blessed it is to serve you when there are so many better bitches out there.

75. Never let the cunt call you by name, only “Master”, “Sir”, or “Daddy” will do.

76. Have the slut lick your shoes and boots clean.

77. Make the bitch do public stripteases for your enjoyment and that of the general viewing public

78. Shit and piss all over the whore’s diplomas, accreditations, and trophies before destroying them.

79. Ruin the bitch’s most cherished childhood mementos.

80. Invite the cunt’s family over for a big family dinner and then show them a video of it in action.

81. Vividly recreate the slut’s most traumatic sexual experiences and have it call you by the name of the person that hurt it.

82. Always tell the cunt it is wrong, even if by some miracle it is right, it is always wrong because it is a cunt.

83. Separate the bitch from it’s friends and family until you are the only one in it’s life and then leave until it comes begging and crying for you to come back.

84. Send the slut out in public to perform tasks for you. Make sure it takes time stamped pictures so you can then call the cops on it, have it arrested, and get it labeled a sex offender.

(feel free to add)
I’ve established in the past that high self-esteem in a girl is as attractive to men as a hidden penis. All else being equal, any man with a sack will choose an insecure girl who lives to please him over a Strong, Independent Woman™ every time. But because of you-go-grrl propaganda encouraging girls to behave like ersatz men, few if any women can admit their desire to submit to the whims of a man.

How do you smash through the veneer of confidence that girls possess?

Merely banging a girl isn’t enough for a man: he needs to possess her very being to be satisfied. All girls have an innate desire to sign themselves over to a man’s dominion, and if you know how to play her emotions, you can be that man. If you’re in a relationship with a girl, this is how you can crush her self-image and own her mind, body and soul.

1. Constantly make her feel inadequate.
You should rarely give her unqualified praise. Every time she does something for you, find out what she did wrong and remind her of it. If you can’t find any problems, make some up. For example, if she makes English muffins for you, point out that she burned them just a tad too much or didn’t let the butter melt quite long enough. If you’re worried about her getting fat, make an innocuous comment about how she’s getting “hefty” or “big.”

Nothing she does can ever be good enough for you.

When you’re chastising her, it’s paramount that you not sound angry or whiny. If you insult or complain to her, you’ll provoke a defensive reaction and she will resist you. Instead, you should always sound calm and collected, like you’re talking about the weather. Denigrating her in a neutral-but-firm fashion will trip her submissiveness circuitry, making her think about how she can better serve you. And every time she reaches the goalposts, you move them, forcing her to play an eternal game of catch-up.

This technique works even better if you can identify your girl’s Achilles’ heel and hammer away at it. For example, one of my exes was a former fat girl who had slimmed down just prior to me meeting her, giving her a massive complex about gaining weight. One day, we were walking to a diner for lunch when this happened:

GF: I think I’m gonna have the Big-Ass Burger.

Matt: You sure about that? Think you’re getting a little thick around the middle.

(Matt pokes GF in the tummy.)

GF (angry): DON’T DO THAT!

Matt: Oh c’mon, at least you’ll be warm in the winter.

End result: she ordered a salad and a glass of water. Fat shaming works!

Additionally, you should criticize your girl for everything, no matter how minor. Julian O’Dea pioneered the idea of applying the “broken windows” theory of crime to managing your girl. The concept is that if you criticize girls for minor mistakes, they’ll be less likely to commit major ones, as their mental energy is expended on dealing with your every complaint. For example, if you constantly critique the way she dresses, you won’t be arguing with her over whether she should get a tattoo or nose piercing to express her “individuality.”

Take this idea and run with it. Every time you find fault with your girl—even if it’s something you really don’t care about—hammer her on it. If she doesn’t reply to your texts quickly enough, chastise her. If she doesn’t make dinner the exact way you like it, chastise her. Hold her to a high standard and keep pushing it higher, ensuring she can never meet it… though it won’t stop her from trying.

2. Dominate her physically and sexually.
Repeatedly violate her boundaries in small, petty ways, small enough that she’ll feel petty for complaining to you. For example, if you’re into anal sex and she’s not thrilled about it, the next time you take her from behind, stick your finger into her asshole. If she doesn’t like facials, cum in her hair instead. Lightly clasp your hand around her throat during sex like you’re going to choke her. (Do not actually choke her. That is dangerous.) Smack her on the behind when you’re out in public. The possibilities are endless.

The message you want to send her is simple: it’s not her body anymore.

Most girls want you to dominate them anyway, but the rationalization hamster and their conscious minds prevent them from articulating this desire. This is the broken windows theory at play: if she lets you get away with minor violations of her boundaries, she’ll accede to your bigger demands later on, letting you mold her into the perfect plaything. If she doesn’t violently resist getting her anus fingered, a little more pressure and you’ll be full-on sodomizing her, grinning as she whimpers between each thrust. Never ask her for anything, because asking is begging, and begging is contemptible.

3. Isolate her from her friends and family.
You need to be the primary emotional influence in her life, and you can’t do that if she’s leaning on anyone else for support. Gradually I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME her from contact with anyone other than you. The easiest way to do this is to get to know her friends and family, scan them for character flaws, and then plant seeds of doubt in her mind. For example, if her mother is divorced:

“Man, it’s sad that your parents aren’t still together. Do you think misery loves company?”

Or if she has a friend who is known for being unable to maintain a relationship:

“Chelsea’s gone through three boyfriends in the past year. You think she’ll ever find a man?”

Like with point one, you want to frame your comments in a firm-but-neutral manner. If she suspects you’re attacking her loved ones, she will instinctively side with them. You want her to sever ties with them of her own volition by making her think that her friends and family are untrustworthy and trying to sabotage her chances at happiness… with you.

On this same token, you should limit her use of Facebook and other social media if possible, as well as limit the amount of time she spends with anyone other than you (work/school excluded). Any avenue through which she can gain affirmation from someone other than you is one you want to choke off. Not only will this increase her emotional dependence on you, it will make her more willing to please you; she’ll be less likely to wreck the relationship if she knows she’ll be all alone if it goes south.

4. Reward her at random intervals.
If you’re all stick and no carrot, eventually even the most desperate female will shove off. As a result, you need to pat her on the head and tell her she’s been a good girl every so often.

But you can’t reward her for specific things; you have to be completely random with your praise.

Ever wonder why slot machines are so addictive? It’s because of pareidolia, the human tendency to try and divine patterns where none exist. Casinos take advantage of this by rigging their slot machines to pay out at random intervals, tricking people into trying to discern a winning strategy when there isn’t one.

This is how you should treat your girl. If you reward her every time she does good, she’ll see the pattern and use it to manipulate you. But if you reward her at random, her little hamster brain will run itself ragged trying to figure out your endgame. You want her to keep pulling the lever, praying for a payout and occasionally giving it to her, not letting her notice all the effort she’s burned in getting it.

5. Give her an emotional release.
Emotions are to girls as semen is to men, and if girls can’t release them, they get the psychological equivalent of blue balls. In the absence of masculine discipline, your girl will vent her emotions in unhealthy ways (starting arguments with you, taking antidepressants, whining on her Tumblr), so you need to bring the firm palm of authority down on her rear-end sooner rather than later.

One solution that seems to work for a lot of couples is Domestic Discipline, where the girl is spanked every time she acts up or in some cases just because. Christian Domestic Disciplinefuses this idea with Biblical marriage. By spanking a girl until she starts crying and sobbing, you give her an emotional release, turning her into a soppy puddle of goo and making her more inclined to serve you. As a friend of mine put it, all girls crave spankings; it’s their way of making up for Eve’s sin.

6. Fuck her like it’s your last day on Earth.
This is the glue holding all the other points together. You absolutely must have good cocksmanship if you want to ruin a girl’s self-esteem. Girls are enslaved to their vaginas as much as men are to their penises, arguably more so because their overconfidence makes them more likely to make mistakes. Girls will do anything for a man who can fuck them good: flee the country to be with him, lie for him, and in extreme cases kill for him.

If you don’t believe this, it’s because you’ve never inspired that level of passion in a girl.

If you haven’t already, brush up on your bedroom technique. Your dick is heroin, she’s the junkie and you’re the dealer. Tiresias’ wisdom—that girls experience nine parts of sexual pleasure for every one part that men receive—is what makes this arrangement possible. If you can make her cum on a regular basis, she’ll side with you over her parents, her friends, everyone.

Additionally, don’t make her cum every time you have sex. Think like a dealer: you give the customer the pure stuff when you want to get them hooked, and when they’re addicted, you sell them shit that’s been cut with rat poison to increase your bottom line. Like with point four, rationing out her orgasms at random will keep her on her toes trying to satisfy you.

A girl without a man is like a flower without sunlight. Without a guiding masculine hand, she will shrivel and die. Encouraging girls to have high self-esteem to find fulfillment is like encouraging kids to get protein by eating fast food: a poor substitute for the real thing.

Deep inside, every girl is screaming for a man to put her in her place.

I hope my advice helps men across the world bring their wives and girlfriends to heel. And the best part of all this? When your girl submits, she’ll be doing it of her own free will… or at least she’ll think she is.

Good tidings to you.

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