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bradsternum

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Oniedeus Mad Hatter...

+is a 33 year old man
+was employed at Wal Mart, claims to be a specialist even though he was a shelf stocker. He was fired.
+was employed as a fry cook at Dairy Queen, and claims to have made 60$ an hour.
+claims to be an elite hacker
+has been banned from many websites
+was, for reasons unknown to me, an ED mod until he spazzed out one time too many.
+is an adult baby who cannot resist bringing diapers into every conversation.
+is a notorious troll shielder, who claimed that his 10+ years of involvement in the adult baby/furry community was merely a cover so that he could get information for trolling.
+Has an ego roughly the size of planet Jupiter, despite having accomplished nothing
+Was disowned by his family when trolls leaked information of his sexual proclivities. He was kicked out of his uncle's house for smelling bad, and now lives with his mom. At 33.
+Is probably a pedophile. He obsessively edited the Adult Baby page of ED when he was an admin there, and added a lot of child diaper pornography to the page, claiming that it was ok because "the pics were taken in the 80s and all of the children are grown up now."
+He's a sick piece of shit.
 

Pine Tar

Disrespecting skeletons
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bradsternum said:
Oniedeus Mad Hatter...

+is a 33 year old man
+was employed at Wal Mart, claims to be a specialist even though he was a shelf stocker. He was fired.
+was employed as a fry cook at Dairy Queen, and claims to have made 60$ an hour.
+claims to be an elite hacker
+has been banned from many websites
+was, for reasons unknown to me, an ED mod until he spazzed out one time too many.
+is an adult baby who cannot resist bringing diapers into every conversation.
+is a notorious troll shielder, who claimed that his 10+ years of involvement in the adult baby/furry community was merely a cover so that he could get information for trolling.
+Has an ego roughly the size of planet Jupiter, despite having accomplished nothing
+Was disowned by his family when trolls leaked information of his sexual proclivities. He was kicked out of his uncle's house for smelling bad, and now lives with his mom. At 33.
+Is probably a pedophile. He obsessively edited the Adult Baby page of ED when he was an admin there, and adde
d a lot of child diaper pornography to the page, claiming that it was ok because "the pics were taken in the 80s and all of the children are grown up now."
+He's a sick piece of shit.
He's not so much a lolcow so much as he's a Nick Bate-esque shuddercow. I mean, when he got the banhammer from ED he started claiming Zaiger was running a meth empire. Somebody's been watching too much Breaking Bad.
 

Shadow Fox

Internet Professional
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bradsternum said:
He was kicked out of his uncle's house for smelling bad
I love it when lolcow write-ups include tidbits like this. Why are so many of these assholes averse to proper hygiene?
 

Pine Tar

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Shadow Fox said:
bradsternum said:
He was kicked out of his uncle's house for smelling bad
I love it when lolcow write-ups include tidbits like this. Why are so many of these assholes averse to proper hygiene?
A combination of poor social skills and pure unadulterated 'tism.
 

c-no

Duck
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Shadow Fox said:
Why are so many of these assholes averse to proper hygiene?
They probably hate taking a shower or bath. If they actually bothered to bathe, they could a bit more approachable and I only say a bit because they still have other things that would make people go the other way.
 
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Springblossom

Dungeon Crawlaholic
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Duke Crabtree said:
He also claimed to make $60/hr working at Dairy Queen just for being so godly and efficient.
...Wow. That makes Chris look like a champion of honesty. Did he honestly think anyone ever would believe that?

Also, are you a terrorist? I had to say it I'm very sorry
 
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Duke Crabtree

Terrorist
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Springblossom said:
Duke Crabtree said:
He also claimed to make $60/hr working at Dairy Queen just for being so godly and efficient.
...Wow. That makes Chris look like a champion of honesty. Did he honestly think anyone ever would believe that?

Also, are you a terrorist? I had to say it I'm very sorry
Yes, say your prayers.
 

SPARKLETWAT

Fat Black Bitch
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He's a trollshielding wuss.

ETA: http://onideus-mh.deviantart.com/activity/ Where he is failing at trolling and left a comment on bridal diapers. ETA 2: Link is dead. Guess he shut off the public activity feed on his DevianTART.
 

Roger Rabbit

A rabbit who should die
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My word, I tried to go after this guy, and he tried to outsmart me. It failed, and he ended up using the banhammer.
 

Matthew Moulton

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Hey look, a great big 'ol thread about me! :biggrin:

A bit old... guess maybe I should "Google myself" a little more often, eh?

....aaaaaand it's completely full of frothy, lying, little ass flustered nobodies. ^__^

Not that there should be any surprise, I mean most of my work is specifically designed to incite high levels of emotional instability within the target subject(s).
 

CatParty

Boo
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Hey look, a great big 'ol thread about me! :biggrin:

A bit old... guess maybe I should "Google myself" a little more often, eh?

....aaaaaand it's completely full of frothy, lying, little ass flustered nobodies. ^__^

Not that there should be any surprise, I mean most of my work is specifically designed to incite high levels of emotional instability within the target subject(s).

necro's one page thread about a nobody
 

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
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Hey look, a great big 'ol thread about me! :biggrin:

A bit old... guess maybe I should "Google myself" a little more often, eh?

....aaaaaand it's completely full of frothy, lying, little ass flustered nobodies. ^__^

Not that there should be any surprise, I mean most of my work is specifically designed to incite high levels of emotional instability within the target subject(s).
I can't stop laughing. Does that count?
 
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