Matthew Soltys / Nitro Rooski / Capital City Fur Con / Spark the Dalmatian / Cyder the Donkey / DJMSOL Entertainment / Nitro Production Company - Stole $4000 from a nonprofit to fund his vanity convention. Got evicted for a harem of underage boys in his home. Currently impersonating a far more likable furry.

Kane Lives

Peace through power
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Man, how can this be a "lolcow" when nothing about the dude makes me laugh, just angry.
Laugh when he inevitably cycles back into the fandom and get rejected once more. Laugh harder when he inevitably lands in jail for his fraud. You know you fucked up when even furries want nothing to do with you.

Also, excellent writeup, and I have a feeling this one will be one to watch. His arc is just starting!
 

TFT-A9

I identify as a 55-ton quadmech, shitlord
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Amazed it took this long to see him show up here but hey, better late than never
 

Cable

Lou Gagliardi's tiger porn storage device
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Not sure if it's been pointed out but the BlueHeartFox account, Nitro's supposed boyfriend. has deactivated their Twitter account some time after Boozy had replied to them.
Man, how can this be a "lolcow" when nothing about the dude makes me laugh, just angry.
Horrorcows exist as well.
 

omori

go the fuck to sleep
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Totally not Nitro, guys!! 205E0D56-F2D1-43B4-B54C-E23A6D76EAD3.jpeg3161B422-35FF-4CBC-8D4C-02D6C3F140F1.jpeg
 

Pinball 2000

SERIOUS PINBALL
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ah yes, I remember this guy. When I was working on the original CCFC OP, I accidentally discovered Nitro's newest twitter account (at the time) through him because he was too stupid to not stop tagging Nitro in all of his tweets.
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I was considering making an addenium to the OP to focus on the cult of personality Nitro keeps around him, but it's changing so frequently that it didn't seem worth the effort. As I mentioned in Nitro's dating habits, he tends to love-bomb vulnerable furries who are unaware of his shitty reputation until they support him unquestionably. Fortunately, most of them eventually realize it's social suicide be be associated with such a notorious furry and cut ties. The majority of them have expressed deep regret over getting involved with him, so I've kept mentions of most of his exes minimal in the OPs for that reason.

That being said, Kyle and Blue Heart are both potential candidates for the addenium if Nitro continues to do stupid shit.
 

TheRetardKing

a degenerate autistic furry who posts dumb shit
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He looks like No Bullshit if he loses weight and shaved part of his head off.
 

Corn Flakes

Battle Creek's Finest
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That being said, Kyle and Blue Heart are both potential candidates for the addenium if Nitro continues to do stupid shit.
Let me thank you again for the thread, Pinball. It's not always you find a cow this promising. We just know he's gonna keep doing this shit, and now we have a centralized place to see it documented in.

And for all the furries googling his name in the future... hi, furfags! If you have two braincells not yet drowned in cum, you'll stay away from this walking timebomb.
 

Pinball 2000

SERIOUS PINBALL
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UPDATE: some evidence has since materialized suggesting that this was not the work of Blue, but a random troll. I'm going to leave the rest of this post unmodified for the sake of transparency.

Forwarded to me from someone near New Jersey: Blue Heart (Nitro's current BF) discovers this thread and spams links to Kiwi Farms in a completely unrelated chat.
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Not pictured: from what I was told, another furry tried to explain why this thread existed, but an admin caught wind of the drama/spam and deleted everything that was posted by both Blue heart and the other furry. Blue Heart then nukes their telegram account sometime during all this.

I can't fault the admin too much for trying to stop a situation before it gets worse, but it's funny to me that blue heart started it by spamming KF links to a chat that did not even know Nitro's thread existed.
 
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Corn Flakes

Battle Creek's Finest
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Forwarded to me from someone near New Jersey: Blue Heart (Nitro's current BF) discovers this thread and spams links to Kiwi Farms in a completely unrelated chat.
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Not pictured: from what I was told, another furry tried to explain why this thread existed, but an admin caught wind of the drama/spam and deleted everything that was posted by both Blue heart and the other furry. Blue Heart then nukes their telegram account sometime during all this.

I can't fault the admin too much for trying to stop a situation before it gets worse, but it's funny to me that blue heart started it by spamming KF links to a chat that did not even know Nitro's thread existed.
WTF? Are we sure Blue Heart is actually trying to cover for Nitro? Or do we have to add another section to his writeup talking about how he dates literally retarded people?
 

Leonard Helplessness

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I can't fault the admin too much for trying to stop a situation before it gets worse, but it's funny to me that blue heart started it by spamming KF links to a chat that did not even know Nitro's thread existed.
How in God's name was the South Jersey Fur Meets Telegram group supposed to be able to take down a Kiwi Farms thread in the first fucking place?

Granted, all the messages are forwarded from elsewhere, which suggests he may have spam-forwarded the same "PLEASE DELETE THIS INCRIMINATING INFORMATION ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND" messages to every fucking group he was in. Which is an awesome way to keep people from ever seeing this thread, I'll tell ya.

Recall that Nitro got mailed a disciplinary action notice from the state for impersonating a charity, and Blue Heart photographed it and posted it on the internet thinking it was proof of no wrongdoing by Nitro. He seems like a great boyfriend to have, the kind who would find Nitro's hitherto-unknown kiddie porn stash and post it on the internet from Nitro's computer as proof that Nitro's not a pedophile.
 

Corn Flakes

Battle Creek's Finest
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Recall that Nitro got mailed a disciplinary action notice from the state for impersonating a charity, and Blue Heart photographed it and posted it on the internet thinking it was proof of no wrongdoing by Nitro. He seems like a great boyfriend to have, the kind who would find Nitro's hitherto-unknown kiddie porn stash and post it on the internet from Nitro's computer as proof that Nitro's not a pedophile.
Right. My bad. I forgot about that. So let me amend this, Nitro does date literally retarded people.
 

Pinball 2000

SERIOUS PINBALL
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Rate me optimistic, but what if this Blue Heart dude is just trolling Nitro?
If Blue heart is trolling Nitro, they're not doing a very good job at it; They seem to have a history of being fairly exceptional. I decided to dig a bit more into their internet footprint, and while they nuked their Twitter and Telegram, They have an Instagram account that predates meeting Nitro and is mostly full of "cute" fursuit photos.

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To any fursuiters out there who are lurking this thread: don't wear your fucking fursuit to the store, and especially not in the middle of a fucking pandemic. Most stores can outright ban you for this because they don't want to have to deal with the liability of some dumbass in a costume with poor visibility running into everything and hurting someone. At the bare minimum, call the business in advance and get permission before you do this shit.

Here's a video of Blue being exceptional at Walmart with Nitro, upload date is 1/5/2021
 

Lapis.Fennecat

TouristFags do not interact
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If Blue heart is trolling Nitro, they're not doing a very good job at it; They seem to have a history of being fairly exceptional. I decided to dig a bit more into their internet footprint, and while they nuked their Twitter and Telegram, They have an Instagram account that predates meeting Nitro and is mostly full of "cute" fursuit photos.

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To any fursuiters out there who are lurking this thread: don't wear your fucking fursuit to the store, and especially not in the middle of a fucking pandemic. Most stores can outright ban you for this because they don't want to have to deal with the liability of some dumbass in a costume with poor visibility running into everything and hurting someone. At the bare minimum, call the business in advance and get permission before you do this shit.

Here's a video of Blue being exceptional at Walmart with Nitro, upload date is 1/5/2021
Rule number 1 has always been don't wear your fucking fursuit to Walmart.
 

Pinball 2000

SERIOUS PINBALL
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Blue's freakout yesterday prompted me to look deeper into Nitro's clique. Thus, I've updated the OP with a big section on #TeamNitro, giving a bit more background info on the people who are willingly associating with him.

Also, since I know Nitro and/or Blue are probably reading this: hi guys! If I've got anything wrong or incorrect in this thread, I'd like to personally invite you to register on the Kiwi Farms and tell me what needs to be fixed! We just reopened registration, so there's nothing stopping you from posting here yourself! :)
 

Lapis.Fennecat

TouristFags do not interact
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Blue's freakout yesterday prompted me to look deeper into Nitro's clique. Thus, I've updated the OP with a big section on #TeamNitro, giving a bit more background info on the people who are willingly associating with him.

Also, since I know Nitro and/or Blue are probably reading this: hi guys! If I've got anything wrong or incorrect in this thread, I'd like to personally invite you to register on the Kiwi Farms and tell me what needs to be fixed! We just reopened registration, so there's nothing stopping you from posting here yourself! :)
Oh boy, whenever someone registers to the farms to try and defend themselves they always make things worse for themselves HAHAHA.
 

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