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I'd say a Guilty plea is a win for the @MWV family. Even with no jail time and a lighter suspended sentence. Because they can point to it and say "GUILTY! HE PLED/WAS FOUND GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW!"
I still say this is a Ralph win. Ralph's situation doesn't change at all, he doesn't get punished in any way, and anyone that would care about the guilty verdict already hates him, so pointing to the verdict won't change anything either.

Meanwhile Vickers is out thousands of dollars with no jailtime for Ralph.

EDIT: This could tip the scales in the Vicker's favor in a future case, but we'll have to see.
 
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@MWV for literally YEARS you’ve claimed that you know exactly what you’re going and that your strategic genius would soon be obvious. As suspected, that was bullshit. You can’t even play 2D checkers.
Call me optimistic, but given that the Vickers (allegedly) offered Ralph the same plea deal - minus the no-contest aspect, although this has no bearing on the case legally from what I can ascertain - this may be more to do with the ensuing custody dispute over Xander. Which is going to be a far more significant than the measly month or two tops Ralph would have been on the hook for - if that!

The next season of the Gunt is going to be a doozy.

It really is a case of Ralph winning the battle, but losing the war. This entire case was him losing the war, because if he genuinely wants to be a father to his son instead of sacking up, owning up to his mistakes and trying to set things right he made this a needlessly nasty fight. He will probably realise this as soon as the family court case starts.

Ralph is so short sighted, he's going to have Faith in his life for the rest of his life. Yet he can't even look at her in the eye, he can't even make amends for wronging her for the sake of his son. He's locked himself into a miserable existence.
 
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I still say this is a Ralph win. Ralph's situation doesn't change at all, he doesn't get punished in any way, and anyone that would care about the guilty verdict already hates him, so pointing to the verdict won't change anything either.

Meanwhile Vickers is out thousands of dollars with no jailtime for Ralph.

EDIT: This could tip the scales in the Vicker's favor in a future case, but we'll have to see.
All I said was the Vickerses didn't lose. But they also didn't win. Ralph also didn't lose. He didn't really either because he wasn't found innocent.

If I have to go with "who came out of this better" I'd agree with you that Ralph came out of this better. No, he wasn't cleared of all charges, but since he wasn't found guilty he can (and already has I'm sure) declared himself innocent and that he went with the No Contest plea deal because it had no jail time and was the easiest way to pretty much close this unless he messes up severely while he's on a suspended sentence.

Quick question: When the suspended sentence is up in a year is that it? Assuming he gets through it with no problems that is. Does it go to a probation period afterward or is it "you served your time, see ya"?
 

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No, he wasn't cleared of all charges, but since he wasn't found guilty he can (and already has I'm sure) declared himself innocent and that he went with the No Contest plea deal because it had no jail time and was the easiest way to pretty much close this unless he messes up severely while he's on a suspended sentence.
He was found guilty. A conviction for revenge pornography is now on his criminal record.

There are no winners in this one. Every last one of them took an L on this.
 

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I still say this is a Ralph win. Ralph's situation doesn't change at all, he doesn't get punished in any way, and anyone that would care about the guilty verdict already hates him, so pointing to the verdict won't change anything either.
ralph thinks that instant gratification is good in every instance and i doubt he knows that one decision can fuck him over later down the line.

having the revenge porn charge on his record is there forever and it’s very likely it will negatively impact him at some point but he has no foresight to consider that.
 

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The revenge porn charge on his record is going to hurt him how? He doesn't have a career, nobody is going to check, he's not registered so he could just say "I'm not one, look me up on the registry" and when people don't see him they'll assume he was never convicted.

Also he has no interest in being a father to his son because then he'd have to pay child support. He truly pulled off the coup de grace of niggerdom.
 

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If Vickers' main goal was to have Ralph completely out of their lives for good, bear in mind that Ralph's position only a couple of months ago:
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Has only changed due to the online goading, vagueposting and other attention-seeking shenanigans that the family has engaged in. Could have just cut your losses, bought some new Disney luggage and never seen/heard from him again. Now they're going to have to put up with court-ordered visitation, which Ralph is going to make as difficult as he can for them.
 

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The revenge porn charge on his record is going to hurt him how? He doesn't have a career, nobody is going to check, he's not registered so he could just say "I'm not one, look me up on the registry" and when people don't see him they'll assume he was never convicted.

Also he has no interest in being a father to his son because then he'd have to pay child support. He truly pulled off the coup de grace of niggerdom.
it doesn’t just affect your finding a job though. there’s other things like being denied housing in certain areas.

also just cause he doesn’t have a job now you don’t know how the situation will change in the next few years. ralph constantly makes stupid choices including financially and it seems his gambling problem is fairly new and can go downhill pretty quickly. streaming isn’t a reliable job either especially with the possibility that pantsu tries to fuck him with child support payments.

if you’re a streamer the cash flow will stop eventually for most. it’s one thing to have lots of money put aside from it but i doubt ralph has very much in his savings account.

i believe it’s likely that at some point ralph will have no choice but to get a job. i also believe that demon spawn #2 won’t be his last (he said on his show he will have kids “all over the world”). ralph doesn’t learn from consequences. a normal person would touch the hot stove once, ralph will keep burning himself, and dolphin laugh and call you a pedophile while doing it
 

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I definitely think Ralph is going to fuck this up somehow. He’s so high on his perceived victory of not being in prison that I’m sure he’ll overplay his hand and provide even more spectacular entertainment for us. But it will have zero to do with @MWV being a General Patton protégé and everything to do with Ralph being a fat retarded wigger.
 

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I definitely think Ralph is going to fuck this up somehow. He’s so high on his perceived victory of not being in prison that I’m sure he’ll overplay his hand and provide even more spectacular entertainment for us. But it will have zero to do with @MWV being a General Patton protégé and everything to do with Ralph being a fat retarded wigger.
Vickers is more of a General Patreus (Betrayus) or a 2nd Lieutenant of Pumping Gas Spectre Protege.
 

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I still say this is a Ralph win. Ralph's situation doesn't change at all, he doesn't get punished in any way, and anyone that would care about the guilty verdict already hates him, so pointing to the verdict won't change anything either.

Meanwhile Vickers is out thousands of dollars with no jailtime for Ralph.

EDIT: This could tip the scales in the Vicker's favor in a future case, but we'll have to see.
Ralph might be blowing thousands of dollars in Vegas out of stress but he atleast enjoys his time in Vegas. How many of the Vickers kids college funds are now gone cause their sister couldn't keep her dumb legs closed? I wouldn't be suprised if they have spent a ridiculous sum like a 100k when all of this comes to an end and for what? So Ralph gets a little bit of probation? Ralph spent the entire previous probathion drunk and high and nothing happend to him. His situation is entierly unchanged.

it doesn’t just affect your finding a job though. there’s other things like being denied housing in certain areas.

also just cause he doesn’t have a job now you don’t know how the situation will change in the next few years. ralph constantly makes stupid choices including financially and it seems his gambling problem is fairly new and can go downhill pretty quickly. streaming isn’t a reliable job either especially with the possibility that pantsu tries to fuck him with child support payments.

if you’re a streamer the cash flow will stop eventually for most. it’s one thing to have lots of money put aside from it but i doubt ralph has very much in his savings account.

i believe it’s likely that at some point ralph will have no choice but to get a job. i also believe that demon spawn #2 won’t be his last (he said on his show he will have kids “all over the world”). ralph doesn’t learn from consequences. a normal person would touch the hot stove once, ralph will keep burning himself, and dolphin laugh and call you a pedophile while doing it
He has to much pride to ever take a job he views it as beneath him and as if that wasn't enough he's to lazy to get up at a normal hour and work 8 hours. I don't even think Ralph can stand for 8 hours. Its welfare or crime for him in the future.
 

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Ralph seems to think it is.
Faith has claimed that half her town, goofy at Disney Land and her whole school bus, along with sometimes her own dad as her rapist. She's not exactly the most honest person, so when she said she's got this secret recording that will totally indict Ralph as a revenge pornographer, abuser and rapist I'm hesitant to believe it. It reeks of "pls give me attention my case didn't go 100% how I wanted it to", but I might just be cynical.
 

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I don’t doubt that this thirsty bitch recorded it, not like it would have been hard to do. I mean, it was worth doing from an evidence POV, but we all know her real motivation was all the attention F. Chole Vickers thought she’d get when she tweeted it.

I still maintain that @MWV, as her father, sets a terrible example for F. Chole and her brothers by thirst posting so much. He should be doing whatever he can to encourage her to GTFO (O is for offline). Instead he’s doing whatever he can to get all eyes on him, including what amounted to AMAs on Kiwi Farms. Not exactly a good fatherly example.
 

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@MWV Don't worry, we'll get him next time. And by we I mean you. And by get him, I mean waste $5K. Your entire family is very exceptional
Not to be a dick or anything, but $5k isn’t a great deal of money. Say what you will about Vickers, he has long supported a very large family in a rather expensive state. He doesn’t have to bet on Japanese basketball in the hope of making enough money to keep the lights on like Ralph does. Talking about $5k as if it’s a life changing amount of money is pretty sad.
 

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Not to be a dick or anything, but $5k isn’t a great deal of money. Say what you will about Vickers, he has long supported a very large family in a rather expensive state. He doesn’t have to bet on Japanese basketball in the hope of making enough money to keep the lights on like Ralph does. Talking about $5k as if it’s a life changing amount of money is pretty sad.
Naw lad, you can be a dick. It's half the fun of the forum. I don't think I implied that it's a life changing amount but it is significantly more than Ralph will pay in court costs over the next year which is funny.
For all the good it did them to be physically in the court they could have gone to Disneyland another 3-4 times.