Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers - Failed Father and dramacow

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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That broccoli looks just as bad if not worse than May’s broccoli (with the chicken Alfredo) at least the baked potato looks edible, as the steak looks burnt and dry.

 

[Zanmato]

I think Ralph strung her along

yeah no shit. the only defense he has to dropping that vid is that he loved her at that time and therefore couldn't have wanted to hurt her. That was Rackets' advice, I guarantee you - "you gotta show everyone that you love that bitch or you are fugged, bro"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That broccoli looks just as bad if not worse than May’s broccoli (with the chicken Alfredo) at least the baked potato looks edible, as the steak looks burnt and dry.

Anyone who puts brown sugar on steak needs to be shot. These try-hard line cooks LARPing as chefs need to step away from the ~exotic~ salts, too. A $60 steak should be seasoned simply and cooked to perfection. All those extras make it sound like a $15 Ponderosa special.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Smoking a ribeye must be the dumbest idea I´ve ever heard and May´s broccoli were better than this severely overcooked shit. Everything on this dish looks like it came to the table already chewed as well. Point Ralph, the trash burger enthusiast.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Smoking a ribeye must be the dumbest idea I´ve ever heard and May´s broccoli were better than this severely overcooked shit. Everything on this dish looks like it came to the table already chewed as well. Point Ralph, the trash burger enthusiast.

I've smoked prime rib before which is the same primal cut as a ribeye. But it's served differently as it's basically a roast. So if it was smoked first and then cut into ribeye steaks and seared off I could see it being good, a bit dry, but good. looking at Vickers plate though, that steak looks worse then the over priced shit Ralph is buying. Like it's been charred to shit on a dirty grill.

 

[Tom Myers]

Smoking a ribeye must be the dumbest idea I´ve ever heard and May´s broccoli were better than this severely overcooked shit. Everything on this dish looks like it came to the table already chewed as well. Point Ralph, the trash burger enthusiast.

I've had smoked ribeye and it was a culinary failure on every level.

Every traditional way to cook a ribeye is better. Hell, even an air fryer does better.

 

[Desktop User2]

I've smoked prime rib before which is the same primal cut as a ribeye. But it's served differently as it's basically a roast. So if it was smoked first and then cut into ribeye steaks and seared off I could see it being good, a bit dry, but good. looking at Vickers plate though, that steak looks worse then the over priced shit Ralph is buying. Like it's been charred to shit on a dirty grill.

Bone-in cut is more excusable but I think internal temp of smoking destroy the cut that has almost no collagen to break in long cooking. If you care about the smokiness, just throw some pecan chips or dried thyme on the firewood while you are finishing the steak

 

[Zanmato]

steak should be seasoned simply and cooked to perfection

listen to this man. he knows his food

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

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I see Vickers is larping as Ralph. I wonder if he does the same in the bedroom too? Mrs. Vickers better watch where his thumb goes.

Or he might one up Ralph and just insert his whole fist.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Defending his retarded daughter's valour online, what a weird role for a father. I feel like Vickers is one step away from threatening to call the cyber-police here
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Gunt-hunting hat is pretty funny though. I wonder if it's an Armani if he bought it in Vegas?
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Is he wearing a Rick and Morty shirt? Somehow, my opinion of Vickers has gone even lower.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Vickers is a total noble retard type. He's doing retarded shit but for (how i see it, the right reasons. Correcting the wrongs against his daughter). Not how I would go about it but I wouldn't actually dig at him too harshly 2b honest

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

That steak is worth $60 because AT LEAST IT CAME WITH SOME SIDES and therefore is not PLAIN BEEF

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

That steak is worth $60 because AT LEAST IT CAME WITH SOME SIDES and therefore is not PLAIN BEEF

The sides are three pieces of broccoli that look worse than May’s broccoli and a potato with cheese that was probably microwaved to melt the cheese.

Irish potato niggers ate better looking potatoes during the potato famine

 

[NibbaBibba]

A $60 steak should be seasoned simply and cooked to perfection.

All a decent steak needs is some ketchup.

 

[Desktop User2]

That steak is worth $60 because AT LEAST IT CAME WITH SOME SIDES and therefore is not PLAIN BEEF

vegetable sides in a normal restaurant would cost like 10-15% MAX of the material cost (8% of input). That would be like a 5-8% of the final price.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

vegetable sides in a normal restaurant would cost like 10-15% MAX of the material cost (8% of input). That would be like a 5-8% of the final price.

In a nice steakhouse, you can expect simple vegetable sides to cost upward of $15. Everything on Vickers’ plate looks like it came out of a TV dinner. I’m surprised they didn’t serve it in the foil tray with compartments and a dry little brownie turd for dessert.

 

[Desktop User2]

In a nice steakhouse, you can expect simple vegetable sides to cost upward of $15. Everything on Vickers’ plate looks like it came out of a TV dinner. I’m surprised they didn’t serve it in the foil tray with compartments and a dry little brownie turd for dessert.

I mean it in a single dish, like Vickers´. Sides in steakhouses are (grossly overpriced) dishes by themselves.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Christ dude, stop posting pictures of your fucking food you retards. Its not impressive and unless you have a setup with a ring light and shit even the best food never looks good. Why does Vickers feel the need to one up Ralph when he could just laugh at the embarrassing steak with all of us without acting like a sperg yet again.

 

[Punished 🌍]

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This nigga just like the Ralphamale !!!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

This nigga just like the Ralphamale !!!

TBF at least Papa Vickers doesn't take picture's of his meat after he's had his way with it like Ralph does.