Trainwreck MC Tanuki / Michel Tanuki / Stephanie Wowzers - ginormous e-begging kidnap victim

[moorhen]

She's still begging for shit

(source)

And apparently, according to this post, she has less than five dollars to her name. You'd think she'd stop bawing about getting a chromebook and ask people to give her money for food if she's so desperate. Chromebooks are literally good for browsing the internet and using Google Drive, and that's about it. You ain't gonna make any money from a chromebook, why do you need one so desperately?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Another crazy transwoman asking for money and making up shit. It never ends!

She's IDCP in 20 years. Except Tanuki actually has a penis.

 

[reubensandwich]

I must admit, I was not expecting her to be any good. She's okay. Very reminiscent of old school rap in some ways.

But if she could step up her game, she wouldn't have to beg for donations. She could probably get some money to spare just from Bandcamp sales.

If she's trained as both an accountant AND a nurse, I'm awfully surprised that she can't find a job.

 

[Trombonista]

If she has a smartphone, does she really need a chromebook?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

If she has a smartphone, does she really need a chromebook?

Nobody needs a chromebook

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

If she's trained as both an accountant AND a nurse, I'm awfully surprised that she can't find a job.

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*donates money*

Go get a job so you stop bugging other people with your panhandling.

 

[Lunete]

I have fairly restrictive dietary needs

Do those restrictions include fruits and vegetables?

 

[lindsayfan]

Lactation.

http://mctanuki.tumblr.com/post/127754268626/in-a-new-low-for-my-abusive-mother-she-heard-that

In a new low for my abusive mother, she heard that I’d been reporting her to the authorities, so she took out a no contact order. I am going to share with you some of the things she wrote in it. Bare in mind that not even one word of the following is true. It is entirely fictitious.

In the section titled “Respondent’s Distinguishing Features”, she put only “Male in appearance”.

In the section asking why an order should be issued immediately, rather than following a hearing, she wrote (in part) “Michel is mentally & emotionally unstable … He has threatened … thrown things at me … sent me several psychotic threatening texts”

In the following section, we have such gems as “Michel destroyed my residence” and “Michel is a strong 350lb male”, and “the current hormone therapy has caused a complete mental break” and “He lit a torch lighter & threatened … me with it”.

I don’t know how to handle being lied about like this. And I DEFINITELY have no clue how to defend myself against it in court. I mean, she keeps talking about shit happening with no witnesses. How do you prove a made-up event with no witnesses never happened?

No really, how?

By going to the post itself, you can answer!

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I wonder just what kind of "bad news" the doctor gave her. Because with someone like this, there are so many possibilities...

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I love how unemployed, overweight, self righteous, self obsessed, self loathing, hypochondriac tumblristas make themselves out to be some of the most employable people in the world. Translated she means "I have a barely passing grade from a shit tier university that barely qualified me to be a nurse and having spent an entire week in the actual job without the cushion of being a student to soothe the burn of my fuckups I discovered I was too much of a snowflake to cut it and quit. I then scratched my way through an unrecognized correspondence course and got a "certificate" that tells me I'm an "accountant." I am willing to spend three or four days fucking one of those things up provided that A) I am paid way above the going rate and B) I can do it exclusively online whilst sat on a friends couch stuffing my face with McDonalds. I feel I cannot return home because my CIS parents don't understand my unique needs and hassle me about things like "eating right" and "exercising" even though I have explained that I have a GENUINE MEDICAL CONDITION that causes strokes and damage to vertebrae the Latin name for which is titanicus ingestivitus. My dietary needs come from my body being too weak to fully process foods and therefore all my food needs to be pre-processed for me, something which fast food chains are particularly skillful at. Due to a large number of imaginary reasons I am unable to effect change in my own life and have therefore chosen to lean on the convenient crutch of being 'trans' as this is a wonderfully ambiguous term which give me free reign to act like a total bitch all the time and blame all my problems on 'haters'.

To further my goals I need donations for 'meds' and am willing to do anything to avoid work...... I mean anything to stay alive. I once badly played the keyboard at a friends party and then helped him mail some fliers for the band he had for six months. I will also happily do sex work, please, hell I'll pay YOU! I haven't had cock since my neck rolls covered my nipples and I've forgotten what the sound of a man trying not to retch as he tries to get hard sounds like.

Just a reminder, I will post even more earnest messages if I don't get precious free moneys!

 

[Gentleburd]

Bitch needs to go outside. Do something for her community. At least volunteer for chrissakes!
I bet that hospital trip was the first fresh air she's had in ages.

No normal human tries to kill themselves over a generic comment about gender. Maybe if it was a bad day and they got a nasty insult directed at them. Maybe. But just reading some phrase you don't agree with online? You don't down a bottle of pills over that. Even at my lowest it has taken more than that to make me think of suicide. And that's just thinking of it. Actually doing it takes a tougher attack than 'sex is a binary' or some shit.

Fat raccoon dog needs a wake up call. And she needs to lose some weight.

 

[reubensandwich]

If a person's letting you live in their home while you're unemployed, it's not the smartest idea to irritate them to the point of filing a restraining order.

 

[lindsayfan]

Well, sounds like Tanuki's attempt to legally contest her mother taking out a "no contact" order against her didn't go so good. When you have a busy schedule of reblogging the same shit every day, it can be difficult to keep track of details. Plus that DANG DIRTY "discalculis."

I read the court date wrong, because my stupid discalculic ass can’t tell the fucking difference between 1:30 and 3:10. I took a whole bottle of pills. Nobody cared. I lived anyway. Guess I’ll try more tonight.

http://mctanuki.tumblr.com/post/128331278001/i-read-the-court-date-wrong-because-my-stupid

A suicide threat! Don't worry, less than six hours later she was blogging to request donations again.

Edited to add: Let me sperg for a minute. Where would you have to be as a human being to legally contest someone not wanting contact with you? Shouldn't you be embarrassed by that, maybe even extra if the person in question is your mom?

It blows my mind when people don't get how unsympathetically they're portraying themselves. It's the internet, you can be anyone! You can be an anime princess! Why are you posting the (damning & plausible) things your frightened elderly mother told the police about what a fuck-up you are?

 

[reubensandwich]

 

[Sovandie]

She made a post a while ago* thanking people for donations, and she mentioned that they're living on about $35 a day in donations plus a little extra here and there. With her monthly tugboat that's $282 a week in cash plus $40 a week in food stamps.
I know that living day to day is hard, but on nearly $1,300 a month of completely free money it can't be too hard. It's at least enough to cover rent on a cheap, 'shitty but at least I'm not homeless' share house, drugs and food.

* No caps because I can't be bothered scrolling past that stupid biology post a hundred times on mobile.

 

[ivyleaf]

She made a post a while ago* thanking people for donations, and she mentioned that they're living on about $35 a day in donations plus a little extra here and there. With her monthly tugboat that's $282 a week in cash plus $40 a week in food stamps.
I know that living day to day is hard, but on nearly $1,300 a month of completely free money it can't be too hard. It's at least enough to cover rent on a cheap, 'shitty but at least I'm not homeless' share house, drugs and food.

* No caps because I can't be bothered scrolling past that stupid biology post a hundred times on mobile.

That's roughly our disposable income after rent and whatnot, and we get by just fine. We live in a European country where the cost of living is actually pretty high but we're still comfortable.

 

[growl phobic]

Is her actual last name Tanuki? Is that a normal surname or did she honestly spend money to get her last name legally changed to Tanuki?

 

[Sovandie]

Is her actual last name Tanuki? Is that a normal surname or did she honestly spend money to get her last name legally changed to Tanuki?

She had it changed because the Tanuki is her "spirit animal". Though to be entirely fair trans people usually have their names legally changed anyway, dumb Tumblr bullshit notwithstanding.

 

[Sovandie]

4 days of food. The BIN price is $210... even for two people, $52 a day for food is just insane.

 

[yasscat]

4 days of food. The BIN price is $210... even for two people, $52 a day for food is just insane.

I want to know where she lives, that gas and motels are that expensive. Two tanks of gas equals $210? Two nights in a motel equals $210? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.