Trainwreck MC Tanuki / Michel Tanuki / Stephanie Wowzers - ginormous e-begging kidnap victim

[Dade]

How does one end up being an e-begger on this level?

I mean i can understand if someone is like "hey im a bit short on rent this month, i need 20$"

But this?!

 

[clowney]

How does one end up being an e-begger on this level?

I mean i can understand if someone is like "hey im a bit short on rent this month, i need 20$"

But this?!

I would say autism but no.

He's just a massive ass.

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

I keep seeing the threat title and hoping for a split second that it's a furry with a fetish for massive ballsacks, then I remember that no, he just has a cool animal as his name.

 

[Dane]

Guess Who's back
back again
Tranny's back
Please send $10

 

[Gentleburd]

Guess Who's back
back again
Tranny's back
Please send $10

The funniest part is that jingle could work with multiple threads on this forum.
There's more than one of these morons out there.

 

[sikotik]

How does one end up being an e-begger on this level?

I mean i can understand if someone is like "hey im a bit short on rent this month, i need 20$"

But this?!

Because it unfortunately works, at least for a while.

 

[Beaniebon]

How does one portray "<3" and parenthesis if using voice to word?

 

[Erica]

How does one portray "<3" and parenthesis if using voice to word?

Some emotions are built into voice to word programs (such as saying "smiley" will yield :-) and so on). I don't know if less than three is in any of them though, but pointless to try and confirm it because we know she typed it.

 

[Dade]

How does one portray "<3" and parenthesis if using voice to word?

Well streamers that use donation voice thing, those say less than 3
But like the dude above said he obviously wrote it

 

[Mozzarella Dicks]

How does one portray "<3" and parenthesis if using voice to word?

 

[Wafflehaus]

http://stephaniewowzers.tumblr.com/post/153925448470/lost-my-disability-benefits

Could this be Tanuki's new identity? There's no insane posts but it fits his style- and the new 'bedbound' lie

(Sorry for mobile)

 

[sikotik]

@Wafflehaus I think the odds are good that you've found him. Or someone just like him. Worth keeping an eye on either way.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

If it's not Tanuki, I'd say this one has just as much potential.

It's either our same old fat lolcow or the new spring calf version about to provide us with many posts of insanity and unintentional hilarity. Either way, what bliss.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"I'm being abused at home, I only have frozen french fries to eat, I can only leave my bed for a few minutes at a time."
Translation..."I'm being asked to pay rent, I'm mooching off my roommates' food in as subtle a way as I can, I am very fat and unhealthy."

 

[Wafflehaus]

Okay so I'm about 75% sure this is Tanuki. Looks like he went back to his mommy. Scrolling through reblogs is annoying and I'm on mobile right now but check this tag haha. Someone wanna screenshot the CATS PISS ON ME BECAUSE THEY HATE ME post I can't get it all on my phone screen
http://stephaniewowzers.tumblr.com/tagged/abuse

See what I mean about being 75% sure? Lots of begging for dominos too, which matches the reddit pizza whining

 

[araiguma]

Might as well take some screencaps

Spoiler: Cat pee and abuse

 

[lindsayfan]

@Wafflehaus Semper fi on that great find. "Stephanie Wowzers" is Tanuki, 100%

Just digging through the tumblr, it's unmistakeable-- begging for money, pizzas and weed, bullshitting about disability , bragging about being forced into sex work, etc. I'm currently archiving as much as I can find (there's a lot, and a lot of unrelated bullshit).

Christ, what a goldmine... gold, like the majestic pee of the cats that now daily urinate on Tanuki's lazy carcass

 

[Meowthkip]

Christ, what a goldmine... gold, like the majestic pee of the cats that now daily urinate on Tanuki's lazy carcass

I kind of hope that part's real.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it, Tanuki?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Might as well take some screencaps

Spoiler: Cat pee and abuse

That feel when you're so unhygienic that cat urine smells better than you.

 

[Trombonista]

I swear weight loss would reduce Tanuki's pain by like 40%.