Trainwreck MC Tanuki / Michel Tanuki / Stephanie Wowzers - ginormous e-begging kidnap victim

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

I'm at page 10 of this thread, and I'm wondering why people on this page of the thread are now all using "he". Did he fake being a tranny too? It's starting to get boring just reading the same e-begging formula over and over.

Someone on page 9 was considering that Tanuki may actually believe all the lies they're spewing. If that's so, that makes this actually kinda sad. Maybe the 100 one concussion had something to do with it. I also feel bad for the people that got wrapped up in this shit though.

 

[lindsayfan]

I'm convinced the Tanuki is out there... using yet another name, lurking below the internet's surface like a self-pitying and compulsively dishonest Loch Ness Monster.

I used to occasionally browse the Tumblr tags it favored... #actually-autistic #sw-help-request etc... and also looked for clues on the punishingly dumb tumblr of Tanuki-tan's most recent "fiancee" (a low-functioning british shut-in Tanuki had an e-relationship with). Never saw any signs since the day we scared "Stephanie Wowzers" back underground...

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Finished reading. What a trip.
I think he's either dead, hospitalized, or using another alias. If he can easily check this thread, he would've seen the email he sent one of us and decided to play it even smarter.
Yet at the same time I don't think he's capable of making believable stories nor making an original new identity to stay unrecognizable. He's had to either steal someone's identity, or for some reason of outside force, stop lying completely.
He doesn't seem like an individual that believes what he's doing is wrong, therefore not on the path to change his ways. My optimistic guess is he kept being shitty, violent, and lazy and someone finally properly intervened. I'm not sure, but people can be forced to stay in mental hospitals if they are violent, right? Even if not forced by law, he could be forced by manipulation to get treated.
That, or nature took its course after years of poor health maintenance. Suicide is also a possibility, even if some of the times his threats seemed to be used for his scams.

 

[Meowthkip]

Do we know what Tanuki's original last name was?

Because it sure as fuck wasn't "Tanuki."

 

[lindsayfan]

it's alliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvve

http://archive.md/dQMyv
as of May 20, anyway. This is from its "fiancee"/paypig's tumblr

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

it's alliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvve
View attachment 253951
http://archive.md/dQMyv
as of May 20, anyway. This is from its "fiancee"/paypig's tumblr

Disgusting, but informative.

 

[Trombonista]

it's alliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvve
View attachment 253951
http://archive.md/dQMyv
as of May 20, anyway. This is from its "fiancee"/paypig's tumblr

So is that Tanuki or the paypig?

Edit: Never mind, that's Tanuki, and Tanuki looks like a dude.

 

[wittyname]

hi I'm going to give you guys the information you seek or at least the real true information pertaining to m.c. tanuki... that's my little brother also originally known as Kristian isiah Kay or "Ian" more commonly. but changed his name quiet awhile ago. we don't have ALOT of contact due to the outlandish bullshit he pulls. all this whole thing is an act. he is trying to Andy koufman the entire world and it all started as a way to get SSI which he was denied. and that was the exact moment he took on this aggressive approach of convincing the world of these malities. he was never a sex worker never paralyzed nor any of the other bullshit except for a small stroke that he almost completely 100% recovered from. as of recent he has pointed his attacks at me calling CPS and claiming I raped him when we were children. I actually was charged with kidnapping the first person he suggested did this to him back in 01. so I'm about the farthest thing from that. he and his new gf Hanna bristol are making CPS calls and called 911 saying I assaulted them also got no contact orders on me. I have links to social media they are using and I'm sure they are doing everything he used to do as far slander and falsify facts. so here is my request if anyone feels like helping any of the crazy posts about kidnapping or rapes or other wild tales you may have please share with me so I can use them to show a pattern I have court in 2 days and want this p.o.s. proved the fool he is. any and all help is appreciated any questions feel free

 

[yasscat]

what

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

what

This is the second thread I've been in today where someone with poor typing skills showed up out of the blue promising a bunch of new dirt on a lolcow.

 

[lindsayfan]

Hi @wittyname please share Tanuki's current social media, that'd be great. There are only 32 pages of this thread and all/most of their tumblr hijinks are archived there in various forms.

How are things between "Tanuki" and y'all's Mom?

 

[bottomfeeder]

@wittyname You kidnapped someone he accused of rape?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why is he calling CPS? He's old as shit, and I'm assuming you are too.

 

[wittyname]

Why is he calling CPS? He's old as shit, and I'm assuming you are too.

I'm 34 he is 32 is attacking my parenting sorry I missed the part on the post I'm pretty pissed off

@wittyname You kidnapped someone he accused of rape?

I did what I thought was right to protect my family when I was 18

Hi @wittyname please share Tanuki's current social media, that'd be great. There are only 32 pages of this thread and all/most of their tumblr hijinks are archived there in various forms.

How are things between "Tanuki" and y'all's Mom?

Hi @wittyname please share Tanuki's current social media, that'd be great. There are only 32 pages of this thread and all/most of their tumblr hijinks are archived there in various forms.
my mom is greatly saddened and disappointed but no gonna tolerate this Ian has crossed a line that cannot be uncrossed
How are things between "Tanuki" and y'all's Mom?

This is the second thread I've been in today where someone with poor typing skills showed up out of the blue promising a bunch of new dirt on a lolcow.

it's not so poor typing skills as much as it is anger and about 4 cans of rockstar lol

 

[Rabbit Bones]

That's his FB allright. He seems to have a new girlfriend now though.

 

[lindsayfan]

That's his FB allright. He seems to have a new girlfriend now though.

Credit where credit's due, @John Webster found that facebook account a couple pages back-- but back then, it didn't have the link to Tanuki's "fiancee." The fiancee/wife/whatsit is the same one it's been, http://marshmallowmachinegun.tumblr.com, "they/them, infp, cancer, hufflepuff, autistic, panro, hilariously queer"... but now we have a name (not to mention Tanuki's birth name) and lots of pictures:

Spoiler: to beautiful ladies

bonus photo comment:

I don't really see any point in doxing the wife, who (having delved into their considerable online footprint) seems more broken and fucked-up than Tanuki's previous marriage-victim, and is very likely being abused by Tanuki, as Tanuki's previous marriage-victim was.

 

[Meowthkip]

Holy shit. Tanuki lives!

hi I'm going to give you guys the information you seek or at least the real true information pertaining to m.c. tanuki... that's my little brother also originally known as Kristian isiah Kay or "Ian" more commonly. but changed his name quiet awhile ago. we don't have ALOT of contact due to the outlandish bullshit he pulls. all this whole thing is an act. he is trying to Andy koufman the entire world and it all started as a way to get SSI which he was denied. and that was the exact moment he took on this aggressive approach of convincing the world of these malities. he was never a sex worker never paralyzed nor any of the other bullshit except for a small stroke that he almost completely 100% recovered from. as of recent he has pointed his attacks at me calling CPS and claiming I raped him when we were children. I actually was charged with kidnapping the first person he suggested did this to him back in 01. so I'm about the farthest thing from that. he and his new gf Hanna bristol are making CPS calls and called 911 saying I assaulted them also got no contact orders on me. I have links to social media they are using and I'm sure they are doing everything he used to do as far slander and falsify facts. so here is my request if anyone feels like helping any of the crazy posts about kidnapping or rapes or other wild tales you may have please share with me so I can use them to show a pattern I have court in 2 days and want this p.o.s. proved the fool he is. any and all help is appreciated any questions feel free

I'd love to ask you more questions but I am having enough trouble parsing this post as is.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Oh this thread is a blast from the past.

Glad to see tanuki has graduated from faking kidnappings to ...calling cps?

 

[hyacinth]

CPS departments are already so overworked and understaffed, it almost seems cruel to file frivolous reports with them. If Tanuki wanted to retroactively report an assault, wouldn't it make more sense to go to the police? What a waste of time.

 

[DrJonesHat]

CPS departments are already so overworked and understaffed, it almost seems cruel to file frivolous reports with them. If Tanuki wanted to retroactively report an assault, wouldn't it make more sense to go to the police? What a waste of time.

CPS often handles case of abuse towards vulnerable adults (the eldery, the mentally handicapped) as well as children. And @wittyname could you maybe rewrite your post when you're not ripped to the tits on energy drinks? Thanks.