I was actually thinking about Tanuki the other day, & then I saw this thread updated. Wild.
So @wittyname, you said you're Tanuki's brother?
So @wittyname, you said you're Tanuki's brother?
Trainwreck MC Tanuki / Michel Tanuki / Stephanie Wowzers - ginormous e-begging kidnap victim
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Yes. Which is why it won’t happen.
We knew he was full of shit. We just didn't know the particulars, which aren't really earth shattering. I'm going to reserve judgement until @wittyname comes back and gives us something more to go on.
Every blue moon I get a hankering to see if this snot would resurface, and after some internet stalking sleuthing on the Stephanie Mathilda FB page I found a suspicious account for Auyrn Bristol (Hannah Kay's last name), who is married to none other than Stephanie Baudelaire. This lead me to their Twitter where they still ebeg like before. Twitter link here / Facebook archive
Their twitter is just one sperg out after another, at Vh1 because of Drag Race, at random shit they reblog from our very own Slingblade.
Also their "wife" Auryon has transitioned to a man and their twitter is here.
Also interesting is that Tanuki uses Hannah's paypal solely for e-begging and even mentions that it uses her deadname, so to be "careful" when referring to it. It seems that tanuki has fully inducted Auryon/hannah into the grifter life.
Searching the PayPal link brings me to this this glorious blog post.
In short Tanuki is STILL doing the same exact shit they were up to years ago and have been changing their names every few months to avoid the leering eyes of their adoring Kiwi fans. Only difference now is they have a partner who is more than happy to help grift with them.
Their twitter is just one sperg out after another, at Vh1 because of Drag Race, at random shit they reblog from our very own Slingblade.
Also their "wife" Auryon has transitioned to a man and their twitter is here.
Also interesting is that Tanuki uses Hannah's paypal solely for e-begging and even mentions that it uses her deadname, so to be "careful" when referring to it. It seems that tanuki has fully inducted Auryon/hannah into the grifter life.
Searching the PayPal link brings me to this this glorious blog post.
In short Tanuki is STILL doing the same exact shit they were up to years ago and have been changing their names every few months to avoid the leering eyes of their adoring Kiwi fans. Only difference now is they have a partner who is more than happy to help grift with them.
If she talked you into suicide, how are you still alive?
Every blue moon I get a hankering to see if this snot would resurface, and after some internetstalkingsleuthing on the Stephanie Mathilda FB page I found a suspicious account for Auyrn Bristol (Hannah Kay's last name), who is married to none other than Stephanie Baudelaire. This lead me to their Twitter where they still ebeg like before. Twitter link here / Facebook archive
Their twitter is just one sperg out after another, at Vh1 because of Drag Race, at random shit they reblog from our very own Slingblade.
Also their "wife" Auryon has transitioned to a man and their twitter is here.
Also interesting is that Tanuki uses Hannah's paypal solely for e-begging and even mentions that it uses her deadname, so to be "careful" when referring to it. It seems that tanuki has fully inducted Auryon/hannah into the grifter life.
Searching the PayPal link brings me to this this glorious blog post.
In short Tanuki is STILL doing the same exact shit they were up to years ago and have been changing their names every few months to avoid the leering eyes of their adoring Kiwi fans. Only difference now is they have a partner who is more than happy to help grift with them.
"I've been trying so hard to get a new job..."
lol no you haven't.
Most minimum wage jobs will hire literally anyone off the street. You're just fucking lazy.
This bitch has more lives than the Doctor, except instead of regenerating into a different actor every time they just get fatter and uglier.
Cry me a flippin' river. I bet she posted that "police brutality" tweet when a cop car passed the bus stop.Every blue moon I get a hankering to see if this snot would resurface, and after some internetstalkingsleuthing on the Stephanie Mathilda FB page I found a suspicious account for Auyrn Bristol (Hannah Kay's last name), who is married to none other than Stephanie Baudelaire. This lead me to their Twitter where they still ebeg like before. Twitter link here / Facebook archive
Their twitter is just one sperg out after another, at Vh1 because of Drag Race, at random shit they reblog from our very own Slingblade.
Also their "wife" Auryon has transitioned to a man and their twitter is here.
Also interesting is that Tanuki uses Hannah's paypal solely for e-begging and even mentions that it uses her deadname, so to be "careful" when referring to it. It seems that tanuki has fully inducted Auryon/hannah into the grifter life.
Searching the PayPal link brings me to this this glorious blog post.
In short Tanuki is STILL doing the same exact shit they were up to years ago and have been changing their names every few months to avoid the leering eyes of their adoring Kiwi fans. Only difference now is they have a partner who is more than happy to help grift with them.
I remember this cow. Unsurprising that they've not changed their ways at all. The thing that gets me about e-beggars is the way the obvious fake ones never show you a real screenshot of their account. How are people so easily fooled? We live in a world of actual mongs - the cows and those cows scam.
Their obvious scam artistry is sure funny to watch but the thing that always brought me back to this dead thread was the fake kidnapping saga. It was just so ridiculous and that stupid picture of him in front of a fire truck is forever emblazoned into my memory.
When a cow disappears for a while, I like to think they got their shit together and are making their lives better. It's good to see that things just never change.
Nice to see he got over his paralysis.
One of my first cows and still one of the most incredible cow stories and my introduction to the power of weaponized autism here.
Here's hoping Tanuki can get back to its prior milk production.
For those new to the thread, the medicine it's always begging for is just pot.
Here's hoping Tanuki can get back to its prior milk production.
For those new to the thread, the medicine it's always begging for is just pot.
homewayhalf
kiwifarms.net
MC Tanuki is how I discovered the Farms. I was googling to see whether anyone else was criticizing ebegging on Tumblr specifically and this was literally the only place I found.
He says he can only use a wheelchair now, a picture of him in a wheelchair would be pretty epic but you can't take pictures of what doesn't exist so I guess we'll never knowww.
MCTanukiTruther
kiwifarms.net
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Hi. I had the misfortune of knowing this person and was engaged to her for a very short amount of time. It was really awful.
Boy, do I have some tea for you kiwifarmers.
I met Stephanie in January, we messaged on both tinder and okcupid.
I was 21 with a horrible benzo addiction, she was 34 and... deeply questionable and intense.
We lived in the same apartment complex and she chalked it up as destiny.
Destiny must fucking hate me.
The next almost seven month emotional rollercoaster filled with abuse, lies, gas-lighting, and crazy-making were hellish.
Her other partner, Auryn, was extremely complicit. I couldn't have left even when I wanted to until now, I would've been homeless.
On like one of our first few dates, she told me a bunch of very personal things about herself. I was pretty drugged up and also have been through hell myself, so I was desensitized to a lot of what she said. And I just remember wanting to be there for her, but knowing something was wrong.
I hardly remember the first few months of our relationship bc I was constantly blacked out on benzos, but once I was off them, most of her life story had to be re-explained to me. I had to re-learn someome I loved was "dying".
She told me about her kiwifarms, wanting me to read it. She apparently also told me to read it when I was on all those pills, and tells people she hardly knows about her "stalkers". Which is so disgusting to me, as someone who has genuinely been stalked by someone who assaulted me.
Anyway, once I was out of my benzo haze, Steph had become a big part of my life, and of my friends lives. I loved her, despite knowing things were off. I chalked most of the bizarre things she said to her alleged brain damage, but I wasn't sure. I felt kinda trapped. But I stayed.
I ended up living with her and being engaged to her. I ended up loving her.
Auryn and her believe their life is like Series of Unfortunate Events and that they and I were like the Baudelaire orphans because we had been abused and no one listened many times in our lives. I thought it was cringey, and if anything, Stephanie is Count fucking Olaf.
Something really creepy that made me start questioning my safety towards the end of me and Steph, was that Auryn recounted them both believing me to be about 16 and lying about my age when they first ever saw me. They claim they knew I was an adult as soon as I spoke, but I don't think they really knew until I went to a dispo with them a week or two later. I think we had sex on the first date, but I don't remember because of all the benzos.
Towards the end, she told me we were family, and that I could never leave, she'd always find me. She said only a horrible person would say this if they didn't mean it. I don't think she admits she's horrible regardless.
She said a lot of super outrageous things. She always told me my reality was wrong, that my disabilities weren't as bad as hers (I have her on video calling me lazy and saying disability is a competition), that we should've committed like three different felonies to solve people squatting in my old apartment (why I had to move in with her), and my favorite, that she never lied and was incapable of doing so. Y'know, like a liar would say. Anyway, we here all know her to be patho-fucking-logical.
She said she's mentally handicapped with an IQ of 89. I never believed this. She once defended herself to me by saying, "I am not mentally capable of that kind of subterfuge". Lol wtf? I know this was on purpose. She would sometimes break the illusion, I think to show how much she can get away with. She claimed she was mixed Jewish and Black, but her skin sunburned and turned white when she went to a waterpark as a kid. Auryn would claim to see the lines where her skin changed. That made me think he was complicit in a lot of her shit. Steph would also put on this... awful Blaccent when talking about being Black.
Now, as someone who is Jewish but doesn't look Jewish bc I'm ~some sorta Halfsie~ and I look like my very Irish father, and as someone who also often looks at images of Rashida Jones (she's cute ok), I could believe she couls have been a bit mixed. Especially bc Auryn could "see the lines" that backed up Stephanie's waterpark story. But how she talked about it made me think there was some Rachel Dozeal shit going on. After reading this and seeing she lied about being Jewish, I KNOW she lied about being Black.
Disgusting!
She claimed to have started the phenomenon of internet nazis, as well. She said it was an accident, she was just making satirical videos. She said her account was "DismantleThe Quaraan" or some shit, and she claimed she got a Youtube Award for it, but at what cost since she views herself as the Pandora's Box of guys making videos yelling in their cars.
I believed this to be a delusion caused by her "schizophrenia" or "brain damage", as I did a lot of what she said.
She also proved that she was "incapable of lying" by gaslighting me constantly.
Any time she did something hurtful and I brought it up, she would fuck with my head so badly, I had no idea what actually happened. I ended up recording one of our last arguments bc I was so sick of it all. I was also constantly afraid of her throwing me onto the street for standing up for myself. It was really awful.
She told me my problem was that I thought she had power over me, and she claimed it was actually the other way around. She also would tell me she had no control over my feelings when I told her things she did hurt me, and she also said this is something her mother would do that hurt her. She apologized for it once, but denied remembering it happening. I think she only apologized because Auryn was there.
The mind games were astounding. She could never do anything wrong or lie. My reality was false due to my mental illnesses. I'm not disabled, just lazy.
She once got mad at me for not giving her my entire sketchbook for DnD and lied to me and said I told her she could use the whole sketchbook for DnD. I remember telling her she could use a few pages, that was all. Then I was told how awful and unreasonable I was and that she knew better than me and my feelings were irrational. She told me she knew more bc I was young and that she knew more bc she was a "doctor". Big Tobias Funkë energy. She said she wanted to start a cult?
She drove away many of my friends and isolated me. She did the same to Auryn, calling his father a pedo, which he was, and causing him to cut Auryn off.
So then I had to support all three of us, as someone who is legitimately disabled and unable to work and who really does some of the things Steph claims to to make money (and other stuff, like comission art), and who is trying to get on SSI.
When I'd try and talk about how overwhelming it was, they'd both go off on me and tell me I was being selfish and they were "putting forward more" than I thought. Definitely not fucking true.
One day, after claiming they couldn't make any money or even ask online because of their "stalkers", they somehow manifested $200. They spent it all on dabs, I had to be the one to spend my measlely amount of money I earned on a measly amount of food.
I proposed we get only a little weed instead of $200 worth, but nooooo. They never listened to me.
Anyway, I started telling friends about what was going on, and I finally read this kiwifarms (felt wrong about doing it before), and saw she hit her ex wife. I saw her saying things that sounded like she killed someone. I thought it was bs, but I was still scared.
Things were getting much worse.
She was always terse with me, and angry.
We fought multiple nights in a row.
One night, she was upset that I voiced I felt hurt by the way she was treating me. She went on and on about how my feelings weren't reality, as she usually did when I told her she did wrong.
She eventually yelled at me to "go clean my room" about the backroom, that wasn't even really my room. We all slept in the living room like it was a studio apartment lmao. But they didn't even clean that room that was supposed to me "mine" before I moved in, and it's filled with ants (I am both afraid of and allergic to ants, even if I wasn't, what the fuck).
One of her things was somehow always chosing my high pain days to clean, (probably on purpose) and once when me and Auryn didn't feel like cleaning, she called us "bitches".
Anyway, I told her she was being rediculous. It was like 2 am and I was in pain and wanted to sleep. I told her this, and she told me to go sleep in the backroom.
Yknow, the one they didn't clean. The filthy one, filled with ants. That I am allergic to.
I told her I didn't want to, she was of course livid and called me whiny.
I then slept over at a friends house after calling them to pick me up.
The next day, I was still really upset about it, and she badgered me into talking about what was going on. She was of course absolutely pissed that I dared to be upset at things she'd done to me, as usual.
The way she talked to me makes me sick to even remember, but she went off on me about how I was lying and she only said to clean the room and not sleep in it. She was yelling and swearing and Idk how she didn't wake Auryn up, but I was hoping she would bc I so sure she was gonna hurt me.
She dumped me and kept yelling at me, even when I said to leave me alone.
And then I started filming so she couldn't lie again, and she called me lazy and said I wasn't disabled and all this awful shit.
After, I felt super unsafe and I called my friend to pick me up. He'd been offering a room to me, I decided to take it bc I can afford it mostly. I got out, and the fuckers kept a bunch of my things, like the real fucking winners they are. I told them I'd post to kiwifarms if I didn't get my shit back, so here we are, boys!
Anyway I never have to deal with the disgusting slobs talking to each other in baby voices, or saying rediculously cringey things that make me wanna tear my skin off.
And I can make my foodstamps last!
The fuckers once cooked almost a whole fucking carton of eggs when that was all we had to eat, they didn't even eat the entire thing, or even most of it. They were so wasteful and disgusting, it was truly awful to be around.
I wish I had never gotten involved with them at all, it was truly a terrible fucking time.
Anyway, have any questions lmk.
I knew Stephanie Baudelaire AMA.
Boy, do I have some tea for you kiwifarmers.
I met Stephanie in January, we messaged on both tinder and okcupid.
I was 21 with a horrible benzo addiction, she was 34 and... deeply questionable and intense.
We lived in the same apartment complex and she chalked it up as destiny.
Destiny must fucking hate me.
The next almost seven month emotional rollercoaster filled with abuse, lies, gas-lighting, and crazy-making were hellish.
Her other partner, Auryn, was extremely complicit. I couldn't have left even when I wanted to until now, I would've been homeless.
On like one of our first few dates, she told me a bunch of very personal things about herself. I was pretty drugged up and also have been through hell myself, so I was desensitized to a lot of what she said. And I just remember wanting to be there for her, but knowing something was wrong.
I hardly remember the first few months of our relationship bc I was constantly blacked out on benzos, but once I was off them, most of her life story had to be re-explained to me. I had to re-learn someome I loved was "dying".
She told me about her kiwifarms, wanting me to read it. She apparently also told me to read it when I was on all those pills, and tells people she hardly knows about her "stalkers". Which is so disgusting to me, as someone who has genuinely been stalked by someone who assaulted me.
Anyway, once I was out of my benzo haze, Steph had become a big part of my life, and of my friends lives. I loved her, despite knowing things were off. I chalked most of the bizarre things she said to her alleged brain damage, but I wasn't sure. I felt kinda trapped. But I stayed.
I ended up living with her and being engaged to her. I ended up loving her.
Auryn and her believe their life is like Series of Unfortunate Events and that they and I were like the Baudelaire orphans because we had been abused and no one listened many times in our lives. I thought it was cringey, and if anything, Stephanie is Count fucking Olaf.
Something really creepy that made me start questioning my safety towards the end of me and Steph, was that Auryn recounted them both believing me to be about 16 and lying about my age when they first ever saw me. They claim they knew I was an adult as soon as I spoke, but I don't think they really knew until I went to a dispo with them a week or two later. I think we had sex on the first date, but I don't remember because of all the benzos.
Towards the end, she told me we were family, and that I could never leave, she'd always find me. She said only a horrible person would say this if they didn't mean it. I don't think she admits she's horrible regardless.
She said a lot of super outrageous things. She always told me my reality was wrong, that my disabilities weren't as bad as hers (I have her on video calling me lazy and saying disability is a competition), that we should've committed like three different felonies to solve people squatting in my old apartment (why I had to move in with her), and my favorite, that she never lied and was incapable of doing so. Y'know, like a liar would say. Anyway, we here all know her to be patho-fucking-logical.
She said she's mentally handicapped with an IQ of 89. I never believed this. She once defended herself to me by saying, "I am not mentally capable of that kind of subterfuge". Lol wtf? I know this was on purpose. She would sometimes break the illusion, I think to show how much she can get away with. She claimed she was mixed Jewish and Black, but her skin sunburned and turned white when she went to a waterpark as a kid. Auryn would claim to see the lines where her skin changed. That made me think he was complicit in a lot of her shit. Steph would also put on this... awful Blaccent when talking about being Black.
Now, as someone who is Jewish but doesn't look Jewish bc I'm ~some sorta Halfsie~ and I look like my very Irish father, and as someone who also often looks at images of Rashida Jones (she's cute ok), I could believe she couls have been a bit mixed. Especially bc Auryn could "see the lines" that backed up Stephanie's waterpark story. But how she talked about it made me think there was some Rachel Dozeal shit going on. After reading this and seeing she lied about being Jewish, I KNOW she lied about being Black.
Disgusting!
She claimed to have started the phenomenon of internet nazis, as well. She said it was an accident, she was just making satirical videos. She said her account was "DismantleThe Quaraan" or some shit, and she claimed she got a Youtube Award for it, but at what cost since she views herself as the Pandora's Box of guys making videos yelling in their cars.
I believed this to be a delusion caused by her "schizophrenia" or "brain damage", as I did a lot of what she said.
She also proved that she was "incapable of lying" by gaslighting me constantly.
Any time she did something hurtful and I brought it up, she would fuck with my head so badly, I had no idea what actually happened. I ended up recording one of our last arguments bc I was so sick of it all. I was also constantly afraid of her throwing me onto the street for standing up for myself. It was really awful.
She told me my problem was that I thought she had power over me, and she claimed it was actually the other way around. She also would tell me she had no control over my feelings when I told her things she did hurt me, and she also said this is something her mother would do that hurt her. She apologized for it once, but denied remembering it happening. I think she only apologized because Auryn was there.
The mind games were astounding. She could never do anything wrong or lie. My reality was false due to my mental illnesses. I'm not disabled, just lazy.
She once got mad at me for not giving her my entire sketchbook for DnD and lied to me and said I told her she could use the whole sketchbook for DnD. I remember telling her she could use a few pages, that was all. Then I was told how awful and unreasonable I was and that she knew better than me and my feelings were irrational. She told me she knew more bc I was young and that she knew more bc she was a "doctor". Big Tobias Funkë energy. She said she wanted to start a cult?
She drove away many of my friends and isolated me. She did the same to Auryn, calling his father a pedo, which he was, and causing him to cut Auryn off.
So then I had to support all three of us, as someone who is legitimately disabled and unable to work and who really does some of the things Steph claims to to make money (and other stuff, like comission art), and who is trying to get on SSI.
When I'd try and talk about how overwhelming it was, they'd both go off on me and tell me I was being selfish and they were "putting forward more" than I thought. Definitely not fucking true.
One day, after claiming they couldn't make any money or even ask online because of their "stalkers", they somehow manifested $200. They spent it all on dabs, I had to be the one to spend my measlely amount of money I earned on a measly amount of food.
I proposed we get only a little weed instead of $200 worth, but nooooo. They never listened to me.
Anyway, I started telling friends about what was going on, and I finally read this kiwifarms (felt wrong about doing it before), and saw she hit her ex wife. I saw her saying things that sounded like she killed someone. I thought it was bs, but I was still scared.
Things were getting much worse.
She was always terse with me, and angry.
We fought multiple nights in a row.
One night, she was upset that I voiced I felt hurt by the way she was treating me. She went on and on about how my feelings weren't reality, as she usually did when I told her she did wrong.
She eventually yelled at me to "go clean my room" about the backroom, that wasn't even really my room. We all slept in the living room like it was a studio apartment lmao. But they didn't even clean that room that was supposed to me "mine" before I moved in, and it's filled with ants (I am both afraid of and allergic to ants, even if I wasn't, what the fuck).
One of her things was somehow always chosing my high pain days to clean, (probably on purpose) and once when me and Auryn didn't feel like cleaning, she called us "bitches".
Anyway, I told her she was being rediculous. It was like 2 am and I was in pain and wanted to sleep. I told her this, and she told me to go sleep in the backroom.
Yknow, the one they didn't clean. The filthy one, filled with ants. That I am allergic to.
I told her I didn't want to, she was of course livid and called me whiny.
I then slept over at a friends house after calling them to pick me up.
The next day, I was still really upset about it, and she badgered me into talking about what was going on. She was of course absolutely pissed that I dared to be upset at things she'd done to me, as usual.
The way she talked to me makes me sick to even remember, but she went off on me about how I was lying and she only said to clean the room and not sleep in it. She was yelling and swearing and Idk how she didn't wake Auryn up, but I was hoping she would bc I so sure she was gonna hurt me.
She dumped me and kept yelling at me, even when I said to leave me alone.
And then I started filming so she couldn't lie again, and she called me lazy and said I wasn't disabled and all this awful shit.
After, I felt super unsafe and I called my friend to pick me up. He'd been offering a room to me, I decided to take it bc I can afford it mostly. I got out, and the fuckers kept a bunch of my things, like the real fucking winners they are. I told them I'd post to kiwifarms if I didn't get my shit back, so here we are, boys!
Anyway I never have to deal with the disgusting slobs talking to each other in baby voices, or saying rediculously cringey things that make me wanna tear my skin off.
And I can make my foodstamps last!
The fuckers once cooked almost a whole fucking carton of eggs when that was all we had to eat, they didn't even eat the entire thing, or even most of it. They were so wasteful and disgusting, it was truly awful to be around.
I wish I had never gotten involved with them at all, it was truly a terrible fucking time.
Anyway, have any questions lmk.
I knew Stephanie Baudelaire AMA.
What apartment complex are they in currently?
MCTanukiTruther
kiwifarms.net
Oof, I think answering that is illegal. Olympia, WA is the city, though.
You shouldn't believe everything you're told about law by non-lawyers. Regardless, you clearly don't have the spine for your own threats. They picked their victim well.
MCTanukiTruther
kiwifarms.net
Never said I'd doxx them. And you are correct, it apparently isn't illegal unless you're like SWATing them or whatever.
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