McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

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I only go in and make my order inside because McDonald's NEVER gets a fucking order right. Either something is missing or done completely wrong.

Last week, I made an order and they omitted the apple pie, the nugget dipping sauces, and got the drink completely wrong.

Also had to ask them to give me new fries because the ones they gave were fucking cold and stale. WTF?
usually I hit the poop-covered touchscreen order kiosks inside
the cattle on the line can handle the order on the screen, but the cattle on the register can't
 

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It's the one thing that's a constant throughout the stretchy time that is my life. Sometimes I want a Big Mac and absolutely nothing else will do.

I feel the same about Sonic chili cheese dogs.
I feel the same way about Checker's (Rally's in some areas) and their fries and chili dogs
 

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They have Szechuan Sauce again. Limited time as usual. They say it's an App Exclusive. The advertisement I saw said it was only going for 4 days.
As of today, they still have them available at least where I live (to be fair I don't live in a very populated area of people that would care about Mcdonlads sauces).
 

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As of today, they still have them available at least where I live (to be fair I don't live in a very populated area of people that would care about Mcdonlads sauces).
I live near two and they never got any, but I like honey mussie which is always available if you have good boy points
 

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They have Szechuan Sauce again. Limited time as usual. They say it's an App Exclusive. The advertisement I saw said it was only going for 4 days.
Never forget the faithful day we reached peak autism and peak consoomerism as a species when mobs of retarded Rick and Morty fans rioted over this stuff. All just because they had delusions of being just as smart and funny as a knock off cartoon Doc brown.
 

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there's still one place on Earth (last I heard) to get the McPizza
I suspect it's different than what the mainline McPizza was though, this is more "one of those instant pizza joints like Blaze attached to a McDonalds"
I think that's the same place Baked Alaska did a stream a few years ago where he stuffed his face.
You can see the pizza on the touch screen order kiosk. They also still had the Moon Man playing piano hanging from the ceiling.

moon at 0:38 , pizza at 0:40
 

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I think that's the same place Baked Alaska did a stream at, (a few years ago now I think)
You can see the pizza on the touch screen order kiosk. They also still had the Moon Man playing piano hanging from the ceiling.
Yeah iirc Baked or some other livetube guys were in Central FL and buddy and me were watching live like "bruh, we can totally catch up with them, we should go, like, go there, and then we can get online while cybervoice hollers random slurs and wait this is incredibly fucking stupid we should be as far as possible from these dumbshits"
 

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McDonalds are one of the very few places here that can get an order right, consistently, over many months here. Not a fan, but they rarely fuck up as much as the rando takeaways.
that's probably more of a condemnation of where I live now to think of it.
That’s ironic, because where I live they fuck up at least one thing on an order.
 

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McDonalds are one of the very few places here that can get an order right, consistently, over many months here. Not a fan, but they rarely fuck up as much as the rando takeaways.
that's probably more of a condemnation of where I live now to think of it.
Same, and I always order specific shit like no mayo, mustard, extra pickle on my mobile orders. They always get it right. It probably varies heavily by location and skin color rate, though.
 

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Same, and I always order specific shit like no mayo, mustard, extra pickle on my mobile orders. They always get it right. It probably varies heavily by location and skin color rate, though.
According to a franchisee I knew, they put the best employees on the drive through because it's the biggest source of revenue.
 

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Same, and I always order specific shit like no mayo, mustard, extra pickle on my mobile orders. They always get it right. It probably varies heavily by location and skin color rate, though.
where i live whites are known as being as feckless as anyone else, and blacks are either FOBs from africa with a still intact work ethic, or chronic drunk welfare cheats who've never been employed in their lives.
 

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Same, and I always order specific shit like no mayo, mustard, extra pickle on my mobile orders. They always get it right. It probably varies heavily by location and skin color rate, though.
Mobile apps make it way too easy to go ham on customizing orders. I find the Taco Bell one the one that really puts it the most front-and-center is the Taco Bell one. I bet it really annoys the people there to get one of my orders where I've customized literally every item on my order.
 

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Honestly McD's tends to fuck up my order the least often. The nastiest offenders are Taco Bell and Wendy's for me. Taco Bell in particular has fucked up like 4 times in a row, including fixing a fuck up by fucking up again and forgetting another item that I ordered.
 

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It was a dothead not a jew it was beef tallow and they got pozzed

They started using an artificial tallow flavor oil for a while, too. The Jew (Phil Sokolof),I'm talking about is the one who started the whole the anti-fats movement and caused trans-fats to be a thing. McDonald's switch back for a moment after everyone realized the fat jew enriched himself by investing in corn syrup while screaming about saturated fats. The India thing was more because McDonald's pulled a McNamara and didn't know that Indians got pissy when the British used animal fats in black powder casing.

They already had years of people bitching at them. The Jew caused them 40 years of headaches. Canola oil is fucking terrible for you.