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[KatsuKitty]

Just how often is Chris going to McDonald's these days? Back in the day it was claimed he went about twice a week, but with Barb's increasing fraility and his own reluctance to cook, I'm more apt to believe he's now turned his diet into a five-year long reenactment of Super Size Me.

On top of that, have those in the know ever seen Chris complain of vague health problems that may or may not be a result of such a toxic diet? Like numb hands or chest pains? I seriously don't think he's made it all the way to 31 without some serious warning signs beginning to show up.

 

[Marvin]

Just how often is Chris going to McDonald's these days? Back in the day it was claimed he went about twice a week, but with Barb's increasing fraility and his own reluctance to cook, I'm more apt to believe he's now turned his diet into a five-year long reenactment of Super Size Me.

People think he goes to mcdonalds every day, but no, he's got a few other places he eats at. He and Barb eat a lot of fast food and junk food, but it's not necessarily always mcdonalds.

On top of that, have those in the know ever seen Chris complain of vague health problems that may or may not be a result of such a toxic diet? Like numb MANOS or chest pains? I seriously don't think he's made it all the way to 31 without some serious warning signs beginning to show up.

Not as far as I know.

 

[cypocraphy]

It's safe to say Barb doesn't cook though? It's take-out,fast food,or microwavable for them right?

 

[Marvin]

It's safe to say Barb doesn't cook though? It's take-out,fast food,or microwavable for them right?

Yeah.

 

[darkhorse816]

I think Barb made hotdogs once in one of the Mumble Chats.

 

[cypocraphy]

I think Barb made hotdogs once in one of the Mumble Chats.

Before Bob died right? It seems things have become worse since then.

 

[CatParty]

I kinda think that the kitchen is pretty much inhabitable now.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

All i know is that if I ate like Chris for just a couple of days I'd feel absolutely awful, my body just couldn't take that.

I remember reading the cwcki about how much Coke he drinks, and I swear I felt physically sick just reading that.

I kinda think that the kitchen is pretty much inhabitable now.

14 Branchland court is pretty much uninhabitable.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

Well in some phonecalls he does complains about some heart-aches, and said he went to the doctor for them. But I'm not sure if he was referring to an actual physical problem instead of an emotional one, since he used the same word when complaining about the wallflower leaving him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, Chris needs to embrace the demandments of Hulkamania now more than ever. Anyone can see that a life of sloth, fast food and not bathing has lead to a terrible situation for Chris, but one can only stay on that path so long. Chris needs to start training, saying his prayers and eating his vitamins, or it is going to go down south fast.

However, since it is Chris, we know he will never be a Hulkamaniac. That would cause the universe to implode upon itself, man. Being a Hulkamaniac takes a certain kind of person, man. It takes a person who is willing to train, say prayers and eat vitamins. As well as being true to ones self and true to their country. Since Chris is the exact opposite of a Hulkamaniac, Chris being a Hulkamaniac would cause the Hulkster to question everything, man.

However, unless Chris changes something, the Hulkster can only ask one question; WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN YOUR HEALTH PROBLEMS RUN WILD ON YOU?!

 

[Null]

However, unless Chris changes something, the Hulkster can only ask one question; WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN YOUR HEALTH PROBLEMS RUN WILD ON YOU?!

This is a really good question from a real american.

When Chris begins to develop noticeable symptoms from health defects that take a toll on his quality of life, is he even going to go to a doctor?

 

[CatParty]

I kinda think that the kitchen is pretty much inhabitable now.

14 Branchland court is pretty much uninhabitable.

Crap. Missed the typo.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

However, unless Chris changes something, the Hulkster can only ask one question; WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN YOUR HEALTH PROBLEMS RUN WILD ON YOU?!

This is a really good question from a real american.

I'm pretty sure Chris doesn't know what a hulkamania is, nor does he care.

 

[CatParty]

However, unless Chris changes something, the Hulkster can only ask one question; WHATCHA GONNA DO, CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, WHEN YOUR HEALTH PROBLEMS RUN WILD ON YOU?!

This is a really good question from a real american.

I'm pretty sure Chris doesn't know what a hulkamania is, nor does he care.

They both have the same haircut though.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

They both have the same haircut though.

Well there you go. He has a mullet, that's enough hulking for Chris. He doesn't need any more hulking.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder if Chris considers pizza a vegetable like Congress does?

 

[CatParty]

I wonder if Chris considers pizza a vegetable like Congress does?

He wouldn't eat it if he did consider it a vegetable.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder if Chris considers pizza a vegetable like Congress does?

He wouldn't eat it if he did consider it a vegetable.

I doubt that. But it does make me wonder if he's referring to that when he told Kacey's dad that he shovels fruit and veg down his throat.

 

[CatParty]

I wonder if Chris considers pizza a vegetable like Congress does?

He wouldn't eat it if he did consider it a vegetable.

I doubt that. But it does make me wonder if he's referring to that when he told Kacey's dad that he shovels fruit and veg down his throat.

He was just lying to look like he wasn't a junk food junkie.

 

[CWCissey]

He was just lying to look like he wasn't a junk food junkie.

I know, but I could just see Chris trying that.