Meat Pie Scenarios pt II -

[HG 400]

You and your mate arrive at the servo but there's only two meat pies left, a beef pie and a chicken pie. You play rock paper scissors to see who has to be the girl and eat the chicken pie, but just as you win you suddenly realise you'd actually rather eat a chicken pie for a change.

Do you admit this feminine weakness in front of your mate?

 

[JSGOTI]

As long as I can still smother it in mustard, I'll be happy either way.

 

[Night Terror]

i would take both pies

 

[BILLY MAYS]

At least it's not stuffed with fake meat.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I don't eat meat pies because I'm an American that isn't George R.R. Martin.


Lowkey kind of prefer pork pies, though.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

There was this place that put an entire chicken parmigiana inside the pie. It was amazing. Does that count?

 

[Bluebird]

I hate meat pies

 

[Begemot]

You and your mate arrive at the servo but there's only two meat pies left, a beef pie and a chicken pie. You play rock paper scissors to see who has to be the girl and eat the chicken pie, but just as you win you suddenly realise you'd actually rather eat a chicken pie for a change.

Do you admit this feminine weakness in front of your mate?

If mrs macs, probably the beef.
Worst thing is, woolworths has a chicken and leek pie that is just GOAT.

Still, I don't eat as many pies as I used to, though and usually from the bakery, not a servo. Does...does this make me un-Australian and weak?

 

[meatslab]

I'd prefer the chicken pie

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I take the chicken pie, but just so I don't look like a prissy little fag I whip out my dick and cum all over the other pie just to let the other guy I'm with know that I'm the real alpha-male in my group of friends regardless of my seemingly gay choice of food.

 

[HG 400]

from the bakery, not a servo

fucking poofter

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I'd eat them both. I'M THE ALPHA DOG HERE!

 

[Positron]

Curry chicken pie is wonderful.

(I do admit to liking bananas and meatballs too, so my sexual honor is intact.)

 

[DuskEngine]

Sometimes it's nice to be the chicken pie eater and let another man take the meat pie in front of me. I find this sort of role reversal to be highly emancipatory on occasion and I think it is part of a normal and healthy culinary lifestyle.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I'm already a woman so it doesn't bother me any.

I never ate an Aussie style meat pie, but chicken empanadas are my favorite.

 

[OtterParty]

I'd eat them both. I'M THE ALPHA DOG HERE!

you're fat

 

[Begemot]

you're fat

Heh, you've never lived until you've woken up hungover on Sunday arvo and gone to pieface and gotten 2 steak and mushroom pies and scarfed them down. True Australian values in a meal.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Heh, you've never lived until you've woken up hungover on Sunday arvo and gone to pieface and gotten 2 steak and mushroom pies and scarfed them down. True Australian values in a meal.

What about when the pies contain an entire schnitzel? Are they still good?

 

[DangerousGas]

Shameful admission of pie cuckery

Red meat makes a pie worth eating. Pork pies are the only exception to this.

 

[Begemot]

What about when the pies contain an entire schnitzel? Are they still good?

I like schnitzels with skeevy fake mexican topping but I've never heard of this, though this may interest you:

http://www.australianbakerycafe.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=447