Lolcow Mechwizard & Zara, a Real Doll Love Story -

[Artard]

There was some buzz about a documentary about Real Doll owners, but this subculture is just too fucking hilarious not to have a thread here.

Meet the fine men and ladies of DollForum, the place where Real Doll owners enact skits with their significant others and ask about important matters like "anal?" and "How good is the sex?"

This is their magazine, "Coverdoll", in which they post the best pictures of their half-naked hookerdolls in poses.

Spoiler: most of these are NSFW and not safe for your sanity either

This is perhaps their most epic thread. Meet Mechwizard, Zara & Friends, none of whom are alive, in "Zara's Holiday Snaps".

Our first holiday away, just Zara, myself, the van and the open road. We're off to to visit some friends of Zara and I, spend some alone time and see some sights up and down the east coast. I'll add photos every week or so of what we got up to and who we met.

It started off reasonably well...

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They caught some sights in one of Australia's wonderful state parks...

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Zara met up with some of her friends...

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Uh oh! Someone's bundle of wire and silicone can't hold her liquor!

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Time for some sunshine!

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Oh you silly girls, so flirty!

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Just fucking imagine looking over your fence into your neighbor's back yard and seeing this.

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Or this in his living room...

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Caption: "It wasn't always about pools and drinks with the girls"

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Just like real women, Real Dolls have to be sent back to the manufacturer for repair every now and then. This obviously causes some emotional strain. Thankfully, our cameras were running when Mechwizard and Zara were reunited.

Fans of '70s horror film Demon Seed will appreciate the caption Mechwizard gave to this one: "Thank you for getting me out of that horrible box"

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Caption: "What the hell is this?" Yep, apparently Mechwizard got a tattoo of his Real Doll while she was getting her vagoo refurbished.

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I think that's a wedding ring.

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This one is disturbing on a level I can't even explain.

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[OBAMATRON]

His dolls have nice tits.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

I've always been fascinated by the whole Realdoll phenomena. Truth be told, they're a technical tour de force of silicone lifecasting & engineering- but they're so fucking creepy. I've done some custom lost-wax poured platinum silicone toys (and a few in greensand cast billet aluminum) for our personal playchest, but this is some next-level shit.

 

[Bridechu]

I have a hard time making fun of doll lovers, as weird as they are. I feel like those who recognize they're that off kilter are doing everyone, including the gene poll, a favour when they take a lifelong silicon lover.

 

[Artard]

I have a hard time making fun of doll lovers, as weird as they are. I feel like those who recognize they're that off kilter are doing everyone, including the gene poll, a favour when they take a lifelong silicon lover.

I thought that too. But then I met "Dees Man", who has a thread dedicated to what appears to be a Mother/Daughter doll combo that "both sleep in my queen size bed and I'm not too big so there's plenty of room in the middle for me."

Spoiler: I am living the illusion!

Spoiler: it puts the lotion on its skin

Bonus video with appropriately creepy music.

 

[Some JERK]

Wow. Obviously as a member of this forum I'm kind of drawn to gawking at extremely awkward people, but i don't know, I have so many questions but I'm not exactly sure that i want any of the answers. I've heard of this stuff but this is the first time i've ever seen it. I'm torn between a deep sense of pity and an overwhelming sense of being unsettled.

I have a hard time making fun of doll lovers, as weird as they are. I feel like those who recognize they're that off kilter are doing everyone, including the gene poll, a favour when they take a lifelong silicon lover.

That, or it's just reinforcing to them that women are things. I don't know. I don't understand enough about this to know why people would eschew real human contact in favor of a life-size human analog. Like I said, I'm not sure I want to.

 

[Bridechu]

Couple of things I'm trying to process here...

First, he sounds like he named the dolls after the character Sweet Dee from Always Sunny. Which, given the character, is so fucking weird. I guess the daughter is Carmen and Nick's kid that she surrogated? From the future?

Second, I never thought I'd use this phrase, but that doll looks seriously underage.

Third, another unsuspected phase, but the picture of her cleaning her own vaginas is somehow the least creepy of the set.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Why isn't there a "Thanks for the nightmares" button among all these new post-appreciation-options?

 

[c-no]

That, or it's just reinforcing to them that women are things. I don't know. I don't understand enough about this to know why people would eschew real human contact in favor of a life-size human analog. Like I said, I'm not sure I want to.

Perhaps they eschew real human contact since these life-size analogs could act as part of some fantasy or desire they have, especially if it these things act as a women are things reinforcement to them.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Okay. I won't lie.

I've been so curious about the actual "nuts n' bolts" performance of the devices, that I've spent some time watching Realdoll porn on various porn sites...

It's disquieting on an elemental level.

The silicone "flesh" blend actually moves like a real female's body during sex, but adding into the equation the 200 lbs. of dead weight, the blank dead eyes, and the freshly-knocked-on-the-head-fish-limp-as-hell flexing of the dolls, it's enough to make your skin want to crawl off.

 

[The Knife]

I've always been fascinated by these things, possibly because I make and collect dolls and part of my brain is like "HOLY SHIT BIG DAMN SEAMLESS BARBIE" whenever I see one.

But if you craft dolls, or collect them, sooner or later you always run into the subset of people who think of their dolls as "their babies" and who spend hours dressing them, posing them, and playing with them on the level of a child. The RealDoll people combine that level of eerie personification with the idea that they're also fucking these dolls, which is way too much creepy for me.

 

[A-Stump]

Okay. I won't lie.

I've been so curious about the actual "nuts n' bolts" performance of the devices, that I've spent some time watching Realdoll porn on various porn sites...

It's disquieting on an elemental level.

The silicone "flesh" blend actually moves like a real female's body during sex, but adding into the equation the 200 lbs. of dead weight, the blank dead eyes, and the freshly-knocked-on-the-head-fish-limp-as-hell flexing of the dolls, it's enough to make your skin want to crawl off.

Just like a real life girl!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

About this guy who went on vacation with his doll... did she/it travel on the passenger seat of his car? What would the guy have done if the police had stopped them? What did people who saw them think...?

I'm not sure I want to know the answers.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Just like a real life girl!

Ja. If she's been knocked out and spent an hour soaking in cold water.

 

[Some JERK]

Perhaps they eschew real human contact since these life-size analogs could act as part of some fantasy or desire they have, especially if it these things act as a women are things reinforcement to them.

That's true, but I've known more than a couple of living, breathing women who are more than happy to play along with shit like that.

 

[c-no]

Okay. I won't lie.

I've been so curious about the actual "nuts n' bolts" performance of the devices, that I've spent some time watching Realdoll porn on various porn sites...

It's disquieting on an elemental level.

The silicone "flesh" blend actually moves like a real female's body during sex, but adding into the equation the 200 lbs. of dead weight, the blank dead eyes, and the freshly-knocked-on-the-head-fish-limp-as-hell flexing of the dolls, it's enough to make your skin want to crawl off.

Considering the last sentence you typed, would it be wrong if one were to compare these things to a corpse? Both have no life in them and they would be dead weight, complete with a blank dead eye stare.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

You want to know the absolute creepiest part of all this? If you want a Realdoll, but are a bit short on cash, they offer an economy model on the site.

It's just a torso.

No head, no arms, no legs. No joke.

I wish to God I was joking.

https://secure.realdoll.com/flat-back-torso/

 

[Artard]

About this guy who went on vacation with his doll... did she/it travel on the passenger seat of his car? What would the guy have done if the police had stopped them? What did people who saw them think...?

I'm not sure I want to know the answers.

Not sure but he wants to make it clear that at no time was she driving. Also that she respects the Australian flag.

 

[OBAMATRON]

If anyone needs me I'll be in the uncanny valley with my dolls.

 

[RP 520]

I've always wondered what these people would do or be like if they didn't have the "real dolls".