Melchett has passed away. -

[HG 400]

Mel hasn't posted a topless selfie in about a week so we regrettably must inform the forum of her passing.

Rest in Peace, you filthy snaggletoothed drug-addled chav. God is taking one of His angels back today.

 

[Kassovari]

literally who

 

[Joan Nyan]

Good.

 

[XH 502]

I think it might be easier to make a list of Kiwis who haven't died.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

This is going to drastically change the operation of the site.

 

[Dr. Meme]

1 mod down and we're still overstaffed

 

[Curt Sibling]

She pasta away, mama mia.

 

[millais]

I'm pressing 1 to pay respects

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

imma od in a mcdonald's restroom in her honor

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Curt Sibling]

I'm pressing 1 to pay respects

 

[SP 199]

Tbh the English don't really count as people

 

[OtterParty]

Can confirm her passing. I work at a phone sex line and spergmate called in. I was going to give him his usual blowjob where he pulls out at the end and Melchetts into my hair but he broke down before that and told me everything. It was quite gruesome. Horrific MDMA selfie in bed accident.