Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.

super thug

( ˘꒳˘) (PBUH) (˘꒳˘ )
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Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my might she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown
Interesting tidbit, the Sphinx and the word "sphincter" share the same root, I don't remember what it was, I'm not looking it up, but it means to squeeze, to bind. Because female lions strangle their prey. And a sphincter cuts the poo ropes into nice small, manageable turds for your toilet, it's one of those muscles that's almost constantly engaged, keeping the poop hole closed. Unless you let someone put their big penor in there and wiggle it around, enlarging your shit pipe. Also unless you die, sometimes when a person dies that muscle loses all its strength and the poop comes sliding right out of you. This doesn't happen to everyone but happens often enough that if you shit yourself when you die you probably shouldn't feel too bad about it.
 

Baby Yoda

Grogu
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Interesting tidbit, the Sphinx and the word "sphincter" share the same root, I don't remember what it was, I'm not looking it up, but it means to squeeze, to bind. Because female lions strangle their prey. And a sphincter cuts the poo ropes into nice small, manageable turds for your toilet, it's one of those muscles that's almost constantly engaged, keeping the poop hole closed. Unless you let someone put their big penor in there and wiggle it around, enlarging your shit pipe. Also unless you die, sometimes when a person dies that muscle loses all its strength and the poop comes sliding right out of you. This doesn't happen to everyone but happens often enough that if you shit yourself when you die you probably shouldn't feel too bad about it.
Ooooh okay so thats why a male porn star named Otto Bauer does anal in the piledriver position with this redhead woman and tells her to "tighten your ass around my cock". The sphincter is a muscle that can be tightened during sex and it would feel really good I guess.
I posted on Andrew Carlson's thread how I call my butthole "muh good ole log cutter". @TamarYaelBatYah Do you have a name for your asshole? Show shithole btw.

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TamarYaelBatYah

Melinda Leigh Scott
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Am I missing the joke?

It isn't an exhibit when you and I aren't in a lawsuit against each other.


It's also informative to know that she refers to her vagina as a "front hole." How fantastic for her daughters.
I call my vagina many things. "Front hole" was just to respond directly to Baby Yoda.


*taps cock on giant fivehead*

You know, I was going to type "forehead" before I typed "face". I paused before hitting "post reply" and then changed it.
Because I just knew it might open the door.

Unavoidable!
 

Illuminati Order Official

Superpowered Killer DELTA
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Baby Yoda

Grogu
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Am I missing the joke?

It isn't an exhibit when you and I aren't in a lawsuit against each other.



I call my vagina many things. "Front hole" was just to respond directly to Baby Yoda.




You know, I was going to type "forehead" before I typed "face". I paused before hitting "post reply" and then changed it.
Because I just knew it might open the door.

Unavoidable!
I hate old men. The way the carry themselves is retarded and gay. They all have this stupid smirk on their face like they are hot shit because they made it to 80 years old. Also, most 80+ year old men are absolute cucked faggots.
Was with a woman and was about to introduce her to an old man and Im doing so and the nigga interrupts me and says "Ah! Let the lady speak". You dont say you dumb geezer ape.
They also all have the same stupid, frumpy m, diaper, shitty voice. The way they dance too is pathetic.

All old men should die.
 

Toasty

Donne was wrong.Some people are islands
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You make me question my masculinity :(
It's funny because in a weird spiralling way it comes back to you. At least your user name. A character in the Illuminatus! Trilogy refers to his penis as Polyphemus. Which I think is a proud yet silly name for such a thing. So whenever I think of men naming their junk, the context winds its way past illuminati somewhere along the way. I find you very masculine. In all of our exchanges. You are solid when I need you to be. Tx.
 

Karl der Grosse

Is a mentally NORMAL man.
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Awfully hard (don't know how anybody managed to finish it without a walkthrough) but the plot was good and aesthetics were amazing for the time...

I played it in a time before walkthroughs. As I recall, my girlfriend had it and neither one of us got very far with it. At that point you just kind of gave up. She had good taste in games, she also had Dune, which was definitely another game with really cool aesthetics.


ETA: they call me White Panther, btw.
 

Toasty

Donne was wrong.Some people are islands
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Am I missing the joke?
For at least 1025 pages now, yes. Goddamn. Log off. Go home. Live your life. Do something else. Start a profitable home business. You supposedly know outdoors things. Use natural plants and beeswax to make poison ivy remedies and sunburn creams and sell that shit online, get business loans for single moms from the government to do it, you could make a killing. Being a witch, as you frequently point out, and a horticuralist by trade, I'd be willing to give you hints as to plants that are natural remedies for toxins found in nature, and how to use them, as well as how to find and ID them.
Or you can keep doing the same thing. Being the fly bashing itself against the glass window over and over when there is an open door 3 feet away and a person with a broom trying to shoo you towards it. But by all means, keep bashing yourself against the glass. Keep going with your "hashtag evidence" foolishness. None of your lawsuits have ever gotten you any money. The biggest success in your life has been when Uncle Joe granted a refundable tax credit for 5 months that you've already spent.
 
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