Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.

Illuminati Order Official

Superpowered Killer DELTA
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
This is all hypothetical. I want to know what its like to be bald and have your head cummed on by multiple BBC and Big Black Bulls. Then I want someone to fart and stink up the room.
Visual representation:
1624312799016.png
 

Deadpool

Life is stupid, laugh at it.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
But I know these are big words and big ideas that your cave man brain can't understand. Go figure!
This is hilarious because of how you constantly misuse words, despite us telling you that you're misusing them. Hell we even explain how you're misusing them and you're still too stupid to figure it out.


You're so absolutely uneducated about the female vagina that you repeat myths from cereal boxes.
Granted I don't buy or eat many boxes of cereal, but I'm pretty sure literally zero brands of cereal have vagina facts on the box.
I bet you dress up in a spider man costume when you eat cereal.
First of all you stupid whore the person in my profile pic is Deadpool who is a totally separate character from Spider-Man. I don't get where you think I'm obsessed with Spider-Man, when you could rightfully claim I'm obsessed with Deadpool. I mean you're obsessed with the fictionalized god you worship so you don't really have room to talk.

Second of all you ignorant slut how can someone wear a costume with a full mask while eating? I'd ask if you thought before you posted but obviously you don't think at all.

You're like an adult size middle school kid.
This is pretty funny coming from someone as intelligent and mature as a retarded kindergartner on crack.


narcissistic narrative
Once again not every post is motivated by narcissism you retarded cunt. They're motivated by hatred because I hate you. Hell my fondest wish is that Marshall beats you to death (and then kills himself) the day before you're supposed to leave. Even just a severe beating would make me happy.
 

Illuminati Order Official

Superpowered Killer DELTA
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
First of all you stupid whore the person in my profile pic is Deadpool who is a totally separate character from Spider-Man. I don't get where you think I'm obsessed with Spider-Man, when you could rightfully claim I'm obsessed with Deadpool. I mean you're obsessed with the fictionalized god you worship so you don't really have room to talk.
When educating someone it's important to make it understandable to the one you're trying to educate. Some students won't be able to comprehend more complex explanations so I think this will work better in this case:
1624331602960.png
 

Deadpool

Life is stupid, laugh at it.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
When educating someone it's important to make it understandable to the one you're trying to educate. Some students won't be able to comprehend more complex explanations so I think this will work better in this case:
View attachment 2283947
It's especially funny because she was talking about how awesome nerds are a couple pages back, and now she's trying to "nerd shame" me. It doesn't work though because I have zero shame about my interests or even anything else I do. If the thought of doing something makes me feel ashamed, (like something super disgusting like fucking my cousin, or a dirty beaner who beats kids named Bradley to death) then I don't fucking do it. Besides I don't personally cosplay, but have seen some fucking awesome examples of it. If those people want to eat breakfast foods in their costumes, then more power to them.

As for Melinda she can keep cosplaying as a good person who's not a disgusting skank. Unfortunately for her she's bad at it, and nobody buys it except other disgusting skanks like Marshall. Or better yet she could drink bleach.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
kiwifarms.net
It's especially funny because she was talking about how awesome nerds are a couple pages back, and now she's trying to "nerd shame" me. It doesn't work though because I have zero shame about my interests or even anything else I do. If the thought of doing something makes me feel ashamed, (like something super disgusting like fucking my cousin, or a dirty beaner who beats kids named Bradley to death) then I don't fucking do it. Besides I don't personally cosplay, but have seen some fucking awesome examples of it. If those people want to eat breakfast foods in their costumes, then more power to them.

As for Melinda she can keep cosplaying as a good person who's not a disgusting skank. Unfortunately for her she's bad at it, and nobody buys it except other disgusting skanks like Marshall. Or better yet she could drink bleach.
I'm a nerd and a geek and I don't care. It's because of those characteristics that I am the person I am today, have the job I have, and with the woman I'm currently with. If I was just another Marshall I wouldn't have even half of what I have. Probably not even 5%
 

TamarYaelBatYah

Melinda Leigh Scott
kiwifarms.net
Please stop speaking for all women and painting us with your out of date sexist stereotypes.
👆 says the woman NOT fucking a bald dude on a regular basis


I know guys who shave their heads and I don't see them having any problems with the ladies.
Women generally don't publicly admit to affairs and watching porn on the side.



I'm a nerd and a geek and I don't care. It's because of those characteristics that I am the person I am today, have the job I have, and with the woman I'm currently with. If I was just another Marshall I wouldn't have even half of what I have. Probably not even 5%
Marshall gets 5 star meals every day of the week, homemade by me.

Your chick can't even bake a pie.

But obviously she's with your bald ass because you have more money than men her own age
 

Deadpool

Life is stupid, laugh at it.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Polish_20210622_122341801.jpg
That isn't a high forehead. Melinda actually appears to be balding.

Oh and @TamarYaelBatYah a videogame isn't a "temporary, momentary purchase." I've put four days worth of time into Cyberpunk, and I'm not finished yet. I still play Skyrim every now and again and that game is ten years old. If anything is a temporary purchase it's your pamphlet. Only an idiot would pay thirty bucks when they could just Google outdoor activities for kids.


Marshall gets 5 star meals every day of the week, homemade by me.
False, we've seen the slop you cook. There's no way it's a quarter star meal let alone a five star.
 

Burmese Rice Farmer

Myanmar's new head of state
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Marshall gets 5 star meals every day of the week, homemade by me.

Your chick can't even bake a pie.

But obviously she's with your bald ass because you have more money than men her own age
Melinda, the only stars I associate with your food is a greasy, bleeding chocolate star. You can't make fucking enchiladas without making it look like vomit in a tray garnished with whole chunks of cilantro, I can't imagine your capable of cooking anything else.

You also don't get to talk about women being gold diggers when, being the jew you are, you claim to only be with Marshall for financial security.
 

LoverofPi

Genuine and Authorized Pope
kiwifarms.net
☝️☝️☝️ narcissistic ligma

Local woman claims to be feminist, speaks for all women in true patriarchal fashion.
Along the same lines as Mel believing all people outside her very narrow cult are not actually people, all women that do not believe exactly as she does are not actually women. I say that sarcastically, but would not be at all shocked if she out and out confirmed it one of these days.

Women generally don't publicly admit to affairs and watching porn on the side.
Which has to do with finding bald men attractive how?

Marshall gets 5 star meals every day of the week, homemade by me.
Now, is this a lie to us, or a lie to yourself?

Your chick can't even bake a pie.

But obviously she's with your bald ass because you have more money than men her own age
Every tidbit of information Mel has on someone becomes ammunition to win a battle, because winning the battle is what matters to Mel. Not consistency, not ideals, feeling like she's won.
Also worth noting- not for the first time- that Mel assigns traits she dislikes to people that disagree with her, regardless of knowing anything about them. This is immensely childish behavior. It's also hilarious.
 

Illuminati Order Official

Superpowered Killer DELTA
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Women generally don't publicly admit to affairs and watching porn on the side.
Three very different things:
Infidelity - actually bad and hurtful to another person.
Porn - not that bad as long as it was made by actual professionals or people who consent to have it published; the only downside is desensitizing oneself to sexual stimuli and therefore potentially impeding oneself's future sex life.
Liking bald guys - just a matter of taste. I myself like some things in women that are big tunroffs for other guys and vice versa - some guys like things that turn me off. Nothing wrong with this.

And if you bring up porn, it so happens the most recognizable porn actor (at least active one; Ron Jeremy and Rocco Siffredi are probably even more famous but they both retired as far as I know) is bald:
1624388959317.png

What's the real value of "Juvenescence Outdoors"?

View attachment 2284500
@TamarYaelBatYah
The good:
- It's nice you show some actual nature in the background.
- I see you did some editing. Far from perfect but a move in the right direction.

The bad:
- White text on gray background looks unappealing, especially without anything to listen to. You're working with audio-visual media, utilize it.
- The music sounds like something from a some comedy short or softcore porn. Find something more fitting.
- The laptop clipart at the end:
1624389872944.png
It looks like it's a toy laptop made by kids out of cardboard. I would use different image.

Oh and @TamarYaelBatYah a videogame isn't a "temporary, momentary purchase." I've put four days worth of time into Cyberpunk, and I'm not finished yet. I still play Skyrim every now and again and that game is ten years old.
Not to mention she only mentions new AAA games because that's what costs $60. You can get some indie gems (Pathologic 2 costed me half of that and I'm in love with the game) or classics (modernized version of Planescape: Torment costs next to nothing and I sunk days into this game over the years) and enjoy an experience as good or even better than with those mainstream titles.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
kiwifarms.net
Marshall gets 5 star meals every day of the week, homemade by me.

Your chick can't even bake a pie.

But obviously she's with your bald ass because you have more money than men her own age
I was told to get my red seal certification when I was in my early 20's because of how well I can cook and bake, I would have done so if I could handle being around retards for more than hour (I can't even stand being around legit retards after working with them for almost a year). Unlike someone who can't even afford making a proper meal. I expect your food to look no different than Fit Vegan Gingers attempt at cooking

The meat pies my wife made back in May were quite tasty. I'm teaching her how to make borek tonight. We're using a two to one ratio of lamb and beef for the filling, similar to a proper donair.

I'm not bald, still have a full head of hair and I don't expect it to recede anytime time soon. My father is nearly 70 and his hair hasn't even grayed yet. My grandfather and uncle were no different.

Also, she used to make close to what I made. I expect after we move she'll be making about equal.
Mel! The Biden administration declared socialists a threat on the same level as Nazis!
He's not lying (for a change)

Not to mention she only mentions new AAA games because that's what costs $60. You can get some indie gems (Pathologic 2 costed me half of that and I'm in love with the game) or classics (modernized version of Planescape: Torment costs next to nothing and I sunk days into this game over the years) and enjoy an experience as good or even better than with those mainstream titles.
Minecraft cost me like $15 when I got during late alpha or early beta and I have around 4000 hours in it now (kids probably have 2000+ on their copies). I have around 500 hours in Path to Exile and it's free, about 250+ in Grim Dawn, paid $10 for it. Skyrim Special Edition (free for me because I own LE) Over 300 hours, WoW, something like 1200 hours since release, about 4000 hours when I beta tested it back in the day since I got paid to do so. Doom 1 & 2 and Final Doom, I think probably 20000 hours.
 
Last edited:
Top