Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits.

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Toasty

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I actually do. By a negative definition that goes like this: "If it works and makes me feel good, or at least doesn't make me feel bad, it is not a sin". The sin, by this definition, is always committed against oneself at some level.
But, Mademoiselle, we were discussing concept of sin as envisioned by nomadic tribes of the olden days and interpreted by a modern day member of a fringe cult, not our - dare I say - enlightened life philosophies.
I believe in the concept of " wrong." To me this means unnecessarily or deliberately harming another living being, or failing to remove harm when one is able.
But yeah the nonsensical and arbitrary rules of a dead middle eastern culture, as reinterpreted and shoved like a square peg into a round hole onto modern western culture, by a complete moron who can't even comprehend the texts she claims to follow, nope. Zero patience.
 

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If it got sick, she obviously didn’t breastfeed it long enough.
I hope it's just some normal germ and not Marshall losing his temper.

I believe in the concept of " wrong." To me this means unnecessarily or deliberately harming another living being, or failing to remove harm when one is able.
There are those who, in my opinion, deserve to suffer to a degree for their deeds. It's of course limited to beings who are able chose and intentionally chose evil (so pretty much humans) and I don't usurp the right to judge who deserves punishment and for what or, Powers That Be forbid, be the executioner but I do think there are situations where harm can be applied outside of natural situations like self-defense and feeding oneself.

But yeah the nonsensical and arbitrary rules of a dead middle eastern culture, as reinterpreted and shoved like a square peg into a round hole onto modern western culture, by a complete moron who can't even comprehend the texts she claims to follow, nope. Zero patience.
It's the thing with those writings. You can pretty much employ those archetypes to build anything. From
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Hear while I tell about the best of dreams
Which came to me the middle of one night
While humankind were sleeping in their beds.
It was as though I saw a wondrous tree
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Towering in the sky suffused with light,
Brightest of beams; and all that beacon was
Covered with gold. The corners of the earth
Gleamed with fair jewels, just as there were five
Upon the cross-beam. Many bands of angels,
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Fair throughout all eternity, looked on.
No felon's gallows that, but holy spirits,
Mankind, and all this marvellous creation,
Gazed on the glorious tree of victory.
And I with sins was stained, wounded with guilt.
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I saw the tree of glory brightly shine
In gorgeous clothing, all bedecked with gold.
The Ruler's tree was worthily adorned
With gems; yet I could see beyond that gold
The ancient strife of wretched men, when first
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Upon its right side it began to bleed.
I was all moved with sorrows, and afraid
At the fair sight. I saw that lively beacon
Changing its clothes and hues; sometimes it was
Bedewed with blood and drenched with flowing gore,
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At other times it was bedecked with treasure.
So I lay watching there the Saviour's tree,
Grieving in spirit for a long, long while,
Until I heard it utter sounds, the best
Of woods began to speak these words to me:
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"It was long past - I still remember it -
That I was cut down at the copse's end,
Moved from my root. Strong enemies there took me,
Told me to hold aloft their criminals,
Made me a spectacle. Men carried me
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Upon their shoulders, set me on a hill,
A host of enemies there fastened me.
And then I saw the Lord of all mankind
Hasten with eager zeal that He might mount
Upon me. I durst not against God's word
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Bend down or break, when I saw tremble all
The surface of the earth. Although I might
Have struck down all the foes, yet stood I fast.
(OE 39) Then the young hero (who was God almighty)
Got ready, resolute and strong in heart.
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He climbed onto the lofty gallows-tree,
Bold in the sight of many watching men,
When He intended to redeem mankind.
I trembled as the warrior embraced me.
But still I dared not bend down to the earth,
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Fall to the ground. Upright I had to stand.
(OE 44) A rood I was raised up; and I held high
The noble King, the Lord of heaven above.
I dared not stoop. They pierced me with dark nails;
The scars can still be clearly seen on me,
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The open wounds of malice. yet might I
Not harm them. They reviled us both together.
I was made wet all over with the blood
Which poured out from his side, after He had Sent forth His spirit. And I underwent
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Full many a dire experience on that hill.
I saw the God of hosts stretched grimly out.
Darkness covered the Ruler's corpse with clouds
His shining beauty; shadows passed across,
Black in the darkness. All creation wept,
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Bewailed the King's death; Christ was on the cross.
(OE 57) And yet I saw men coming from afar,
Hastening to the Prince. I watched it all.
With sorrows I was grievously oppressed,
Yet willingly I bent to those men's hands,
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Humbly. They took up there Almighty God,
And from the heavy torment lifted Him.
The soldiers left me standing drenched with moisture,
Wounded all over with the metal points.
They laid Him down limb-weary; then they stood
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Beside the corpse's head, there they beheld
The Lord of heaven, and He rested there
A while, tired after the great agony.
The men then made a sepulchre for Him
In sight of me. They carved it of bright stone,
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And set therein the Lord of victories.
Next, wretched in the eveningtide, they sang
A dirge for Him; and when they went away,
Weary from that great Prince, He stayed alone.
(OE 70) Yet we remained there weeping in our places
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A good long time after the warriors' voices
Had passed away from us. The corpse grew cold,
The fair abode of life. Then men began
To cut us down. That was a dreadful fate.
In a deep pit they buried us. But friends
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And servants of the Lord learnt where I was,
And decorated me with gold and silver.
(OE 78) Now you may understand, dear warrior,
That I have suffered deeds of wicked men
And grievous sorrows. Now the time has come
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That far and wide on earth men honour me,
And all this great and glorious creation,
And to this beacon offers prayers. On me
The Son of God once suffered; therefore now
I tower mighty underneath the heavens,
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And I may heal all those in awe of me.
Once I became the cruellest of tortures,
Most hateful to all nations, till the time
I opened the right way of life for men.
(OE 90) So then the prince of glory honoured me,
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And heaven's King exalted me above
All other trees, just as Almighty God
Raised up His mother Mary for all men
Above all other women in the world.
(OE 95) Now, my dear warrior, I order you
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That you reveal this vision to mankind,
Declare in words this is the tree of glory
On which Almighty God once suffered torments
For mankind's many sins, and for the deeds
Of Adam long ago. He tasted death
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Thereon; and yet the Lord arose again
By his great might to come to human aid.
He rose to heaven. And the Lord Himself,
Almighty God and all His angels with Him,
Will come onto this earth again to seek
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Mankind on Doomsday, when the final Judge
Will give His verdict upon every man,
What in this fleeting life he shall have earned.
(OE 110)Nor then may any man be without fear
About the words the Lord shall say to him.
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Before all He shall ask where that man is
Who for God's name would suffer bitter death
As formerly He did upon the cross.
Then they will be afraid, and few will know
What they may say to Christ. But there need none
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Be fearful if he bears upon his breast
The best of tokens. Through the cross each soul
Nay journey to the heavens from this earth,
Who with the Ruler thinks to go and dwell."
(OE 122)I prayed then to the cross with joyous heart
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And eagerness, where I was all alone,
Companionless; my spirit was inspired
With keenness for departure; and I spent
Much time in longing. Now my hope of life
Is that I may approach the tree of triumph
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Alone more often than all other men,
Honour it well; my wish for that is great
Within my heart, and my hope for support
Is turned towards the cross. I have on earth
Not many noble friends, but they have gone
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Hence from earth's joys and sought the King of glory.
With the High father now they live in heaven
And dwell in glory; and I wait each day
For when the cross of God, which here on earth
I formerly beheld, may fetch me from
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This transitory life and carry me
To where there is great bliss and joy in heaven,
Where the Lord's host is seated at the feast,
And it shall set me where I afterwards
may dwell in glory, live in lasting bliss
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Among the saints. May God be friend to me,
He who once suffered on the gallows tree
On earth here for men's sins. Us He redeemed
And granted us our life and heavenly home.
Hope was renewed with glory and with bliss
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For those who suffered burning fires in hell.
(OE 150)The Son was mighty on that expedition,
Successful and victorious; and when
The one Almighty Ruler brought with Him
A multitude of spirits to God's kingdom,
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To bliss among the angels and the souls
Of all who dwelt already in the heavens
In glory, then Almighty God had come,
The Ruler entered into His own land.

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If you can add apocrypha to the mix and get creative you can put together any religion you like and justify pretty much anything quoting verses from the Good Book.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

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Sick kiddo apparently 🤷 if true, legit sorry to hear.
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Interesting reactions.
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Also I thought this would be her home, apparently she was at the library
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You mean by giving him essential oils?

I did not know she has a facebook. Not surprised at the hypocrisy.
It's how I've been finding her videos
 

Spergichu

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As fun as it is to see the consequences of Melinda's actions finally come back to bite her in the ass, it's incredibly sad that it comes at the expense of one of her children. The fact that they are the ones who have to suffer from Melinda's retardation is always depressing.
 

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I don't think she's paranoid enough to care about them getting anything (and to be frank, this would go against no-engagement rule of the forum - it's a good rule I would consider breaking them only if I suspected someone's life was in danger).
And let's be honest, if the media invited someone and then learned the person expresses views they don't want to be associated with, they'll just sweep it under the rug and just never invite them again.
And I like the atmosphere of this thread, I don't want it to stop :)


I like your contributions here. Maybe you should find yourself some other threads to follow? I can't recommend Wogglebug one enough - we talk about psychology, religion, art and other fun stuff there. You should fit right in.
Thanks, I've rarely ventured out, but I'm being honest when I say my work schedule is such a nightmare that I'm half asleep most of the time I'm logged in, and it's gotten me into my fair share of small scraps. I'll check it out though. I'd like to check out the more serious ones, but in re lolcows, I dig pissing Andrew off now and again, and Russell's another favorite to go in on.

You see @TamarYaelBatYah that's called being just a normal human and showing a little fucking mutual respect. I've also had these same interactions with @ConSluttant, @Useful_Mistake and a few others (can't say my relationship with Baby Yoda is normal but all love), but you can't quite grasp that. Dipshit...knock, knock, I'm talking to you...people HAVE tried to interact with you in a normal way many times.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

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As fun as it is to see the consequences of Melinda's actions finally come back to bite her in the ass, it's incredibly sad that it comes at the expense of one of her children. The fact that they are the ones who have to suffer from Melinda's retardation is always depressing.
It's just Darwinian law and Thom's Catastrophe theory taking affect.
 

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This is a very interesting picture, thank you so much for posting it:

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So I see what looks like a trailer or something in the background of one of these photos, I wonder if she has something like a mobile home or trailer now?

It's also interesting because it gives you a decent look into how her mind seems to (not) work. The sign selling balls? $0.50 for one ball, 1$ for two, $1.50 for three... why write the price of two and three balls if the price remains the same per ball? Usually you see something like that and it's more like $0.50 for one, 1$ for three or whatever, right? You get to see the different tiers for various volume discounts, normally. Normally that'd be the whole reason why you'd state multiple prices for the same item.

I see a ton of absolutely pointless work, just like the extra prices listed on that sign. Others have admired her hustle, it is certainly admirable, but the problem is that it'll never be focused in any meaningful or useful direction. You can almost tell from just this photo alone that unless Melinda gains the ability to at least consider advice from other people, her life will always be a massive shit pile.

All the time it took to make these posters and set up this little booth.. in the middle of fucking nowhere. I hope she had the sense to setup somewhere before it became a high traffic area, but then why wouldn't she post pictures of her little event once it became more high traffic?

Poor kids look so fucking bored. I'm so glad I wasn't born as one of them, they're all going to have some serious issues. I'm pretty sure that if I randomly saw this thing setup by the roadside that I'd go out of my way to avoid it.

She picked one of the dumbest topics to write a book about. Does anybody really need any help figuring out how to have fun outside? Is anyone waking up today and saying to themselves, "you know what I've been missing in my life? A catalog of outdoor recreational activities!" The topic isn't something that most people are going to worry about or occupy themselves with in the first place. All this hustle, all this pointless work trying to sell something that was never going to sell very much in the first place.

The hilarious thing is that she keeps claiming she's a genius.
 

Spergichu

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This is a very interesting picture, thank you so much for posting it:

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So I see what looks like a trailer or something in the background of one of these photos, I wonder if she has something like a mobile home or trailer now?

It's also interesting because it gives you a decent look into how her mind seems to (not) work. The sign selling balls? $0.50 for one ball, 1$ for two, $1.50 for three... why write the price of two and three balls if the price remains the same per ball? Usually you see something like that and it's more like $0.50 for one, 1$ for three or whatever, right? You get to see the different tiers for various volume discounts, normally. Normally that'd be the whole reason why you'd state multiple prices for the same item.

I see a ton of absolutely pointless work, just like the extra prices listed on that sign. Others have admired her hustle, it is certainly admirable, but the problem is that it'll never be focused in any meaningful or useful direction. You can almost tell from just this photo alone that unless Melinda gains the ability to at least consider advice from other people, her life will always be a massive shit pile.

All the time it took to make these posters and set up this little booth.. in the middle of fucking nowhere. I hope she had the sense to setup somewhere before it became a high traffic area, but then why wouldn't she post pictures of her little event once it became more high traffic?

Poor kids look so fucking bored. I'm so glad I wasn't born as one of them, they're all going to have some serious issues. I'm pretty sure that if I randomly saw this thing setup by the roadside that I'd go out of my way to avoid it.

She picked one of the dumbest topics to write a book about. Does anybody really need any help figuring out how to have fun outside? Is anyone waking up today and saying to themselves, "you know what I've been missing in my life? A catalog of outdoor recreational activities!" The topic isn't something that most people are going to worry about or occupy themselves with in the first place. All this hustle, all this pointless work trying to sell something that was never going to sell very much in the first place.

The hilarious thing is that she keeps claiming she's a genius.
How is that a pocket guide if it's printed on standard 8.5 x 11 paper?
 

Burd Turglar

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As fun as it is to see the consequences of Melinda's actions finally come back to bite her in the ass, it's incredibly sad that it comes at the expense of one of her children. The fact that they are the ones who have to suffer from Melinda's retardation is always depressing.
There's enough children out there Those wild animals that she's raising will never be productive members of society so fuck em.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

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This is a very interesting picture, thank you so much for posting it:

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So I see what looks like a trailer or something in the background of one of these photos, I wonder if she has something like a mobile home or trailer now?

It's also interesting because it gives you a decent look into how her mind seems to (not) work. The sign selling balls? $0.50 for one ball, 1$ for two, $1.50 for three... why write the price of two and three balls if the price remains the same per ball? Usually you see something like that and it's more like $0.50 for one, 1$ for three or whatever, right? You get to see the different tiers for various volume discounts, normally. Normally that'd be the whole reason why you'd state multiple prices for the same item.

I see a ton of absolutely pointless work, just like the extra prices listed on that sign. Others have admired her hustle, it is certainly admirable, but the problem is that it'll never be focused in any meaningful or useful direction. You can almost tell from just this photo alone that unless Melinda gains the ability to at least consider advice from other people, her life will always be a massive shit pile.

All the time it took to make these posters and set up this little booth.. in the middle of fucking nowhere. I hope she had the sense to setup somewhere before it became a high traffic area, but then why wouldn't she post pictures of her little event once it became more high traffic?

Poor kids look so fucking bored. I'm so glad I wasn't born as one of them, they're all going to have some serious issues. I'm pretty sure that if I randomly saw this thing setup by the roadside that I'd go out of my way to avoid it.

She picked one of the dumbest topics to write a book about. Does anybody really need any help figuring out how to have fun outside? Is anyone waking up today and saying to themselves, "you know what I've been missing in my life? A catalog of outdoor recreational activities!" The topic isn't something that most people are going to worry about or occupy themselves with in the first place. All this hustle, all this pointless work trying to sell something that was never going to sell very much in the first place.

The hilarious thing is that she keeps claiming she's a genius.
She's not business savvy. I think many of us have proven that.

Also, if you want to sell a book about having fun outside, don't have your kids sitting there looking bored.
 

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She's not business savvy. I think many of us have proven that.

Also, if you want to sell a book about having fun outside, don't have your kids sitting there looking bored.
She's not anything savvy, unless you count gestating, birthing, and nursing offspring which she thinks is a great accomplishment despite most mammalian females doing this since mammals emerged as mammals. Yay! You did it! Participation trophy 🏆
 

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Thanks, I've rarely ventured out, but I'm being honest when I say my work schedule is such a nightmare that I'm half asleep most of the time I'm logged in, and it's gotten me into my fair share of small scraps. I'll check it out though. I'd like to check out the more serious ones, but in re lolcows, I dig pissing Andrew off now and again, and Russell's another favorite to go in on.
If I made it sound like a serious thread I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention. Here's a short summary: Cynthia is very obsessive about an obscure character from Oz books and is in a kind-of platonic relationship with him despite knowing he's fictional. She makes various art about him (books, animations, even feature-length "movie"), we tell her what she's doing wrong and how she can improve, she calls us trolls.
It's a very creative thread - one Kiwi made their own Wogglebug stop-motion film, many participants provide their own drawings and short stories about the character, it's in my opinion one of the best threads on the site.

The sign selling balls? $0.50 for one ball, 1$ for two, $1.50 for three... why write the price of two and three balls if the price remains the same per ball? Usually you see something like that and it's more like $0.50 for one, 1$ for three or whatever, right?
Here's a little lesson in trickery: "$0.50 for one ball, $1.80 for a pack of three balls". You'll sell many sets of three separate balls for $1.50 (as opposed to packs for $1.80) because people are the easiest to trick when they think they are outsmarting you.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

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If I made it sound like a serious thread I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention. Here's a short summary: Cynthia is very obsessive about an obscure character from Oz books and is in a kind-of platonic relationship with him despite knowing he's fictional. She makes various art about him (books, animations, even feature-length "movie"), we tell her what she's doing wrong and how she can improve, she calls us trolls.
It's a very creative thread - one Kiwi made their own Wogglebug stop-motion film, many participants provide their own drawings and short stories about the character, it's in my opinion one of the best threads on the site.


Here's a little lesson in trickery: "$0.50 for one ball, $1.80 for a pack of three balls". You'll sell many sets of three separate balls for $1.50 (as opposed to packs for $1.80) because people are the easiest to trick when they think they are outsmarting you.
It's how Walmart tricks people into thinking they're getting a good deal when they see $0.97 instead of $0.99
 

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She's not anything savvy, unless you count gestating, birthing, and nursing offspring which she thinks is a great accomplishment despite most mammalian females doing this since mammals emerged as mammals.
You might be a little too generous, giving her that much of a compliment. Consider the overall level of competence we've seen in all the other areas of her life. Compare her lies surrounding how great everything is, about how smart she thinks she is on all these topics, and it seems unlikely that she has anything close to the capability of nursing and birthing children that she believes she does. The 'having lots of kids and raising them' thing is definitely a major axis of her personality, just like pretending to be Hebrew or her claims about understanding the bible/secret knowledge.

These things that she'll treat as almost central to her identity are probably the very things she knows she's the worst at. It's almost like it's because these are her sensitive areas, like she already knows that she's a terrible person, it's probably the whole reason why she became like this in the first place. These major, "Melinda-defining" areas are areas where she'll absolutely reject all outside advice. I know she'd probably reject advice normally anyway. I'd like to think that maybe she'd listen to the advice of a dr or dentist, a highly skilled professional that has a background in something she doesn't claim to already be an expert on.

:optimistic:

Maybe now I'm the one that's being too generous..
 

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These major, "Melinda-defining" areas are areas where she'll absolutely reject all outside advice.
She actually takes surprisingly large portion of advice offered in this thread. If you take her marketing videos from the first one to the most recent one you'll notice she experiments and incorporates some ideas offered by participants of this thread into her style. She'll probably never admit we do anything good and say anything worth listening but hey, actions speak louder than words.

Don't you just love when a lolcow gets so assmad they join The Farms to berate the users in their thread?
Threads like this are crème de la crème of the forum, at least for me.
But I still believe she secretly likes us and likes talking to us. We're probably some of very few people she can talk to without being rejected, chased away, runned away from or taken advantage of.
 
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