I'm sure they fall flat, just like her ass and all her court cases against null and KF.
Plot twist: Melinda has no tits and all of her talk of breastfeeding and her big boobs is pure fantasy, hoping that we'll play into it
I bet they look like a chew toy for a dog by now.I think it's a safe assumption that her tits are nasty. She has had 6 suckling piglets hanging off her tits and she feels insecure enough to insist that they're great tits, therefore they are clearly not great tits.