Memorable usernames from forums other than Kiwi Farms -

[Big Nasty]

8-Inch Ape Dick
Barry the Butt Pirate
Colonel Cunt
Cool Hand Puke
Dick Juice
Hypnocock
Skunkfuckers Inc.
The Beerbelly Savage
Truck Niggerson

 

[Rand /pol/]

"My Wife's Black Sun" Had an Black Sun (German Schwarze Sonne) avatar
"McVeigh fan account" (Nexus Forums)
"Muh 6 Million Airbenders"

 

[vertexwindi]

Mister Lister the Sister Fister

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

Black Baby Goku

 

[m0rnutz]

I knew a guy called StrawberryClock once. Always misread it as StrawberryCock.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Lister's Sister the Fister Resistor

 

[Green Room]

WetButt
Fyador Postevelt

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

Ned Flanders

 

[Burgers in the ass]

"im not gay but 20$ is 20$"

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

ThereAreNoTurkeys
MaybeShe'sBornWithItMaybeIt'sMephistophiles
GiggleOnMyNuts

 

[vertexwindi]

I knew a guy called StrawberryClock once. Always misread it as StrawberryCock.

That dude made the Pokémon Brown and Prism hacks. Pretty cool guy.

 

[0 1]

NotAnFBIAgent

He was a gimmick account who posted normally but invariably would ask somebody for an alibi if they ever brought up a personal story that didn't involve the speaker. He just stopped posting one day, but I'll never forget that man who had no affiliation with the federal bureau of investigation.

 

[Big Nasty]

GAF_is_a_FAG - A lame comeback at a user called GalvinsActualFriend. (Galvin was the guy who ran the forum)

LordSkeletor666
SuckIt3:16
DiscoSouljahXYZ
Shitdic

 

[Curt Sibling]

SUPPERsalmon
A dude on CIV2 forums back in the day...
Weird name, weird guy.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

PLANES CURE TOWERS by an ex-Serebii mod before it was changed.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

failedfetus

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

The Fightin' Manboobs - Always gave me a chuckle, both as to user name and content posted.

SuicidalMarchingBand - Oddly, was not a 14 y/o edgelord.

BigBlackJohnson - This was on a strictly moderated theoretically kid friendly forum, but the mods were so exceptional/naive it took them months to realize the connotations here. I think he was allowed to change his name to something less offensive and not banned outright. But, alas, the magic was lost.

 

[Big Nasty]

AnalWarrior420 - may have been a Jan Rankowski account

BeachBabeHitler
Boner Party USA
Gingivitis
HomoTed
superfister69 - legendary Portal of Evil poster

 

[Mister Lister]

I'm not giving anything away but one of my accounts may already have been posted (and it isn't the one you'd think)

GoatScrote
DiggerNick
BROWNTOWN
plsnotuchbutt

And of course everyone's favourite GAY_WEED_DAD_69

 

[OG Swolemaster]

SCHOOL_SHOOTER