Merry Christmas to you entitled shitheads. May your porn be cheap and the paint thinner you call booze be plentiful.
And to you Canadians fuckknuckles - Merry Gender Neutral Day of Festive Conifers... and whatever the fuck Boxing Day is all about. It's be cool if it was about actual Boxing, like, everyone stripped down to their skivvies, ran outside and started to beat each other senseless, but no, it's about some forgotten 17th century tradition or something about service workers and it doesn't involve naked violence. How do you people even function.