Merry Christmas -

[Null]

Couldn't think of anything to do, so the front page has Easy Street on loop.

Go outside. Drink.

Merry Christmas.

 

[Watcher]

 

[GS 281]

You could have read "The Night Before Christmas" to us.

 

[John Furrman]

I'm alone right now because I am a loser with no friends. Merry Christmas!

 

[Skeletor]

If you think about it, Frosty the Snowman was basically an ice golem.

 

[Kataomoi00]

Merry Christmas everyone

 

[MG 620]

Merry Christmas to all kiwis and all the amazing lolcows out there.

 

[Tempest]

merry christmas

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

 

[Zvantastika]

An oldie but can only be used once a year, so fuck you, sorry, I mean:

Spoiler: Merry cwcmas

 

[Gordon Cole]

Merry Christmas you wonderful sacks of shit!

 

[Roosechu]

Merry Christmas you motherfuckers!

 

[Rat Speaker]

Couldn't think of anything to do, so the front page has Easy Street on loop.

Go outside. Drink.

Merry Christmas.

ilu2 @Null Merry Christmas Dear Leader

 

[Mungo]

Vashe zrodovye, Kiwis!

 

[Joy-Sama]

GOD DAMMIT NULL, THAT EASY STREET LOOP TRIGGERED ME, YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!




also, merry christmas

 

[CalmMyTits]

As a non-Christian, I find this Christmas message to be offensive and triggering as all fuck to my fee-fees. Fuck you and your heteronormative, patriarchal tradition. Die cis scum.

 

[GingerDixie]

Happy Christmas, you assholes. Go get drunk, comrades, and remember Stalin days of bear and Kalashnikov.

 

[MrTroll]

May your Christmas be as white as Bing Crosby and as gay as Danny Kaye.

 

[meatslab]

Merry Christmas yall!

 

[NumberingYourState]

Merry Christmas you you-you-yours!!!

Who wants to have sex with me