Messy Jessie -

[JohnConstantine]

What's the relationship between 'Messy Jessie' and Chris?

Considering Chris now only keeps people he knows personally in his friends list, it makes me wonder how she, who lives in Oregon, would have had the opportunity to meet Chris in person.

 

[CatParty]

some awful ween

 

[JohnConstantine]

some awful ween

Clearly. I have a gut feeling however that she has played a greater role in Chris' life than we may know, though.

 

[CatParty]

Clearly. I have a gut feeling however that she has played a greater role in Chris' life than we may know, though.

nah giving attention to morons like her or waterman or kengel is just what they want

 

[JohnConstantine]

nah giving attention to morons like her or waterman or kengel is just what they want

If her ED page is to be believed, you'd be absolutely right. Though her alleged past as a callgirl makes me wonder if she was perhaps the prostitute who took Chris' virginity. Food for thought.

 

[Marvin]

If her ED page is to be believed, you'd be absolutely right. Though her alleged past as a callgirl makes me wonder if she was perhaps the prostitute who took Chris' virginity. Food for thought.

Not Messy Jessie, no. But yeah, she's on par with Kengle, doesn't have any relevance. Actually, I don't think she's on Chris' friends list. Also, I'm pretty sure Kengle isn't on Chris' friends list. Maybe I'm missing something though, plus I don't know what the rules are for who can post on Chris' posts and who can't. I'm thinking it might be friend-of-a-friend or something.

 

[Count Olaf]

If her ED page is to be believed, you'd be absolutely right. Though her alleged past as a callgirl makes me wonder if she was perhaps the prostitute who took Chris' virginity. Food for thought.

IF she did, I wouldn't be surprised if he also contracted an STD. Serious question though--if he DID contract an STD and found out he had done so, I wonder how he would react.

 

[CatParty]

listen to marvin. it wasn't her

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Whats with the discussion of "Who did Chris lose his virginity to?" We all know Chris didn't have proper sex at all.

 

[cahoots]

Serious question though--if he DID contract an STD and found out he had done so, I wonder how he would react.

He'd do nothing, including letting potential partners know. Unless it was seriously causing him physical problems, then he'd go to the doctor who'd give him a tube of cream or something to treat it. Fatty would then get bored and eat the cream, because he's Fatty.