Methed-Up-SamuraiEdgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

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at least fedsmoker doesn't shove his meth addiction (or swordcock) right in your face.

 

Jesus christ on a cracker it's like the worst of gun nut/katana neckbeards had a crack addicted lovechild with a 3edgy5u Juggalo family dropout.

...also do you think he wears that mask because his mouth is probably fucked up from all the meth?

 

Found out how to rip the videos off his blog. You have to "inspect element" to get the source url for the video: https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nvyc9cBfgG1tus0d1.mp4
Then you can save it from there.
You'll have to find someplace to upload it to, though, since the farms has a 10 MG limit.

 

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"blood groove"

what a tard. A fuller's for lightening the blade, not to draw blood towards the hand.

 

....Holy shit this guy is amazing, great find!

@HinRai if you can be bothered, I think a combination of using DownThemAll for Firefox or GetThemAll if you use Chrome to snag the vids, and then rehosting them yourself on youtube would be a great way to mirror his content. I'd do it myself, but I have a very.... draconian bandwidth cap to say the least. It's much simpler than dicking around with the page's source code.

HOLY SHIT I JUST DISEMBOWELED MYSELF ON THE EDGE

 

Oh suuure, you want to do it the easy way...

Here's another great one: https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nx48ciO19Q1tus0d1.mp4
Just, the bad windows effects, the hard drugs, the heavy metal... This is true art.
I'd also like to point out that this guy is married (ring on left hand). Just think about that for a second.

 

This reminds me of the autistic guy in my highschool video editing class's term project. Except instead of witches and bats, it had anime characters and some stock lightning effects, and loud-ass pop music in place of the.... whatever the hell that was.

 

(God his blog is such a pain in the ass to scroll and grab caps from with all that flashy shit. Gives me a goddamned headache.)



Besides obviously being edgier than a damn dodecahedron, this brings up some interesting insight. Clearly Methy thinks he's immune to actual consequences under guise of "you can't prove who I am or that I'm actually doing illegal shit because this is an 'art blogging' site (LOL) and the cops can't prove this isn't just some form of artistic expression even with all the pics and videos of me doing said illegal shit."

I mean I'm pretty sure that fucked up sense of invincibility is a typical hard drugs side effect, but still. Not your everyday form of the "I was only pretending to be exceptional" excuse.

 

Trouble in paradise.

 

He looks like one of the splicers from Bioshock.

 

This is your brain. And this is your brain on ADAM meth.

Screenshots of a different post. This juxtaposition of 'advice' amidst all the rants and pseudo-philosophical insanity makes for some serious cognitive dissonance.

Spoiler: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMNED FINGERNAILS.

Also what's up with that weird 'signature' he leaves on some of his posts, is it supposed to be his Tumblr username in a textform katana or some shit?

 

God, I saw this guy earlier. He's THE intersection of weeb, junkie, and edgy tryhard.
He's the sort to be offended that people judge crackheads, but only because he does the shit that even crackheads shy away from.

 

If someone can shop his face onto this, that would be great.

 

Jesus Christ, Clyde Cash's life really went south after that crippling meth addiction.

 

So does this guy do meth because he wasn't badass enough to land a role in Fury Road?

 

I always wondered when Tweaker Nation would end up here, solely due to the fact that they're a huge bunch of methed up horrorcows giving each other asspats for being outwardly awful to everyone around them. I could be wrong about this but I remember reading a Vice article that chronicled one of them blowing meth smoke into her toddler's face and refusing to get help for her raging addiction.

I gotta say, ignoring the edge factor on his gifs, they're not the worst a cow has ever produced. They just remind me of some shit out of a mid-2000s post grunge/nu-metal music video. I imagine this guy listens to a lot of Disturbed and wears Tripp pants irl. And probably shoplifts everything even if he has the drug money for it.