Methods of Coffee Procurement and Preparation - Or how I became a Soy-Filled Bitch

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How do other Kiwi's attain their morning beverage?

Through a process of toil, pouring liquids & flavourings about; or do you just pick it up from a local coffee shop? What brands and roasts do you prefer?


My personal concoction is a shot of fresh brewed LavaAzza Gran Espresso, mixed with squirt of peppermint sauce, and topped with a dollop of whisked, boiled milk. I cut out Starbucks from my budget about a year ago, and have so much extra money.
 

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I just got a Ninja coffee maker, so I'm trying out all sorts of different ways of having coffee like some sort of spaz.
Nice, I was thinking about getting one of those. Have any issues with it, or does it work like a dream?
 

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For me I use a thrift store find Keurig brewer with the coffee filter accessory so I'm not paying up the ass for even "cheap" cups and some store brand medium coffee mixed with creamer/sugar. Then during the day I'll chug whatever "canned coffee" was cheapest at the grocery store.
 

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Keurig is for people who think they're being classy but don't know any better. If I wanted coffee flavored water, I'd just suck on a filter.

I grind my own and don't consider it a proper cup of coffee unless I can feel my tongue retract.
 

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I have a single-serving stainless steel French press. I drink my coffee black or sometimes with just a splash of heavy cream. I like the darker roasts; French, Italian, etc... Costa Rican is my favorite though.
 

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Since it's all about the caffeine, caffeine pills... It's coffee with none of the calories
 

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I prefer to make my own (half because I'm cheap and half because then you can control the strength).

I usually like it iced and make it in a drip coffee maker, but lately I've been experimenting with making my own coldbrew.
 
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