ThE FaCe ThAt RuNs ThE PlAcE
- Jul 13, 2015
I go down to my batcave and scrape it off the floor.
Keurig would be fine if it were just an overly expensive water heater with a carafe attachment. But its that AND it comes with refillable plastic cups for rubes who like paying out the ass for the privilege of having their coffee pre-portioned into disposable plastic cups. Its like the easy-bake oven came back and fucked the coffee machine.Keurig is for people who think they're being classy but don't know any better. If I wanted coffee flavored water, I'd just suck on a filter.
I grind my own and don't consider it a proper cup of coffee unless I can feel my tongue retract.