Meyer Goggles -

[Saney]

According to Stephenie Meyer, only certain groups of people exist.
http://das-sporking.livejournal.com/366385.html
Where do you fit in? Because I'm Australian, I don't exist My girlfriend, on the other hand, is an Evil Mexican who secretly wants children.

 

[Rio]

If you are not a heterosexual, you do not exist. I don’t mean you turn invisible—I mean you aren’t there. You guys have commented on this throughout the series—there is no one of any persuasion but heterosexual.

Meyer goggles state that I do not exist right off the bat. It's ok though, I don't need a part in the twilightverse.
It's kind of a fun post though, it kinda shows how narrow the scope of Stephanie Meyer's characters really is.

 

[CatParty]

I don't exist.

 

[cypocraphy]

If only Van Helsing,Jonathan Harker,and Quincey Morris existed in Meyer's world....

 

[Saney]

If only Van Helsing,Jonathan Harker,and Quincey Morris existed in Meyer's world....

Now that would make for an interesting series. I'd pay a shit ton of money to read about someone violently killing Edward Sullen. I have issues..
What about you, bungholio, where do you fit in SMeyer's world?

 

[OR 345]

If you are not a heterosexual, you do not exist. I don’t mean you turn invisible—I mean you aren’t there. You guys have commented on this throughout the series—there is no one of any persuasion but heterosexual.

Meyer goggles state that I do not exist right off the bat. It's ok though, I don't need a part in the twilightverse.
It's kind of a fun post though, it kinda shows how narrow the scope of Stephanie Meyer's characters really is.

And I don't exist either, yay.

 

[Dollars2010]

Well, according to the Meyer-Goggles, I am cultured, advanced, intelligent, and civilized, but I am also wizened, wrinkled, old, and ugly because I am white and 21. I also have brown hair so that means I’m a little bit better than everyone else, but due to my scars and tattoos that detracts from my beauty. I am also married because I’m in a long term relationship.

I don't want to be in the horrific Twilight-verse.

 

[cypocraphy]

What about you, bungholio, where do you fit in SMeyer's world?

To be honest,I'd rather not know.

 

[CatParty]

I don't want to exist in her world anyway.

 

[MysticMisty]

Well, according to the Meyer-Goggles, I am cultured, advanced, intelligent, and civilized, but I am also wizened, wrinkled, old, and ugly because I am white and 21. I also have brown hair so that means I’m a little bit better than everyone else, but due to my scars and tattoos that detracts from my beauty. I am also married because I’m in a long term relationship.

I don't want to be in the horrific Twilight-verse.

That is also me. Goddammit Meyer, there are more than just white people and Indians in Washington.

 

[Saney]

Well, according to the Meyer-Goggles, I am cultured, advanced, intelligent, and civilized, but I am also wizened, wrinkled, old, and ugly because I am white and 21. I also have brown hair so that means I’m a little bit better than everyone else, but due to my scars and tattoos that detracts from my beauty. I am also married because I’m in a long term relationship.

I don't want to be in the horrific Twilight-verse.

That is also me. Goddammit Meyer, there are more than just white people and Indians in Washington.

Sometimes you'll see someone who's not white, but they're not dactyl depicted too well. Of the two Latin characters, ones a rapist and the other's a warlord and the Asian character likes martial arts movies (of course) and shirks his responsibilities.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

hmmm, site's not working for me. It keeps trying to verify that I'm >14 and every time I click on the button, it goes to the same verifying page.

 

[darkhorse816]

Let's see, I'm pansexual, and don't plan on having kids ever. I have pierced ears, and I have hobbies.

Is it just me, or does Twilight sound like Pleasantville before Tobey Maguire and Reese Witherspoon came in.

 

[Bugaboo]

So apparently I'm fucking perfect and I get bonus points because I'm asexual but then with the goggles I'm just looking for TRU WUV and babies.

 

[darkhorse816]

The most ironic thing about Twilight is how Stephanie Meyer is obviously putting forth her own doctrine about how women should have babies and aspire to be traditional, conservative gender norms, but from what I've heard, Bella's pregnancy sounds like the most horrific thing ever. So she kind of put her foot in her mouth with that one.

 

[Saney]

The most ironic thing about Twilight is how Stephanie Meyer is obviously putting forth her own doctrine about how women should have babies and aspire to be traditional, conservative gender norms, but from what I've heard, Bella's pregnancy sounds like the most horrific thing ever. So she kind of put her foot in her mouth with that one.

Maybe it's a statement against c-sections?