Michael and other common lolcow names - Don't name your children these names

[DICKPICSRUS]

Browsing Kiwifarms I noticed common lolcow names such as Michael. Why is that and what are other common lolcow names?

Spoiler: Michael list

Michael Oman-Reagan
Michael O'Toole
Michael Horowitz Foster
Michael McAllister
Michael Bryant / Michael Craig
Michael Jay
Michael Moore
Michael Schofield
Michael J. Eddy
Michael J Hirtes
Michael Gordon Symonds
Michael D. Thervil
Michael L Wells
Michael James Nicholls
Michael Scott Isaacson
Micheal Cohen
Michael Tyler Kittrell
Michael John Nuccitelli
Michael Klosner
Michael Christopher Martin
Michael Rowlands
Michael Coombs
Michael Scott Isaacson

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Just basic bitch names in general

 

[Y2K Baby]

What about Michael Jackson?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

What about Michael Jackson?

He was a black guy that wanted to be white, I wish all niggos were that devoted to propping up the patriarchal white-heteronoramative power structures.

 

[Y2K Baby]

He was a black guy that wanted to be white, I wish all niggos were that devoted to propping up the patriarchal white-heteronoramative power structures.

I wish all them were devoted to dangling kids out windows too.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Chris.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Andrew.

 

[MW 002]

Connor is a lolcow-y name

 

[InLivingTuna]

I did a study on this a while back, the most common lolcow name at the time was John/Jon but it might have changed.

Spoiler: John

Johnathan Flynt
Jonathan Sweet
Johnathan Bulla
Jonathan Holiday
Jonathan Bishop
Jonathan Macintosh
Johnathan Sakars
Jonathan Blank
Jonathan Ritzheimer
Johnathan Byrne
Johnathan Peisithanatos
Johnathan Langley
Johnathan Page
Johnathan Kaziol
Johnathan Crowley
Johnathan Harrison
Johnathan Best
Johnathan Robison
Johnathan Sunol
Johnathan Campbell

 

[HY 140]

Collin

 

[Burgers in the ass]

James and Tommy seem pretty lolcow like

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Allison

 

[CWCchange]

Samuel and Kenneth.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Dave/David
All the ones listed in my thread about that

And David Sherratt who got a thread long after I made that post.

 

[Coconut Gun]

I always knew Michael Jordan was a lolcow.