Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

[Spooky Bones]

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LOL if people think that Michael Janke would or would need to liquidate a home in order to attack the Internet they don't know much about the way the world works. Not everything is connected, and even if it is, if it's true that Michael and Marybeth's marriage was already on the rocks (source on that though?), then well then that's too bad for them, but makes a lot more sense.

 

[Crusader King 1]

Not everything is connected, and even if it is, if it's true that Michael and Marybeth's marriage was already on the rocks (source on that though?), then well then that's too bad for them, but makes a lot more sense.

Most parents tell their kids that they aren't the reason for divorce.

Bella's parents do not have that luxury.

 

[Matt Damon]

Not everything is connected, and even if it is, if it's true that Michael and Marybeth's marriage was already on the rocks (source on that though?), then well then that's too bad for them, but makes a lot more sense.

The guy appears to have moved around and started up companies all over the place.

I'm not convinced any explanation at all is necessary for selling the house - it seems to be a pretty common occurrence for them. I'd bet my money on it being entirely coincidental.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Do they really believe that Mike liquidated his $2Mil New Mexico home so that he could have the funds to fight free speech on the internet? And they think Kiwi Farms is full of autists?

Kiwi farms is full of autists. Idk what some random retard from /pol/ is thinking, I was just surprised that thread floated at all tbh.

 

[Sugar Tits Magee]

Kiwi farms is full of autists. Idk what some random retard from /pol/ is thinking, I was just surprised that thread floated at all tbh.

Yes, KF is full of autists, my point is: so is /pol/ if this is the kinda shit that floats there.

 

[Punished Magician]

I think we're reading into this too much. The dude's richer than we'll ever be, he doesn't need to sell the house for quick cash, anything he's gonna do he already can pay for twice over.
His daughter may be a retard, but he's a glowie, he knows enough OpSec to at least slightly offset her idiocy in addition to covering his own bases. Right now, the internet (who's angry at his daughter) knows where his house is. Boom, buy a new house. He's rich, he doesn't give a shit. To him, that money isn't like buying a new house or new car is to us, it's like buying a new Playstation because your old one's fucked up. Yeah it's a big purchase, but you won't exactly be eating ramen for the next few months to pay for it. He doesn't need to save shit, he probably has all the money to buy a comparable mansion all upfront, without having to wait for the money from selling the current one first.

 

[Work]

Lmao at the idiots who think he's selling it for the money, or braindead conspirator poltards who think this is some sort of 4d chess to OWN DA INTERNET

He's selling it due to doxx + julay calls, simple as

At these point I am surprised that Mike hasn't disowned his fungal daughter

 

[Crusader King 1]

He's selling it due to doxx+julay calls

Why would he sell his place due to dox when his next place would be doxed too?

 

[Work]

Why would he sell his place due to dox when his next place would be doxed too?

Well, we have to wait and find out

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Mike Janke has listed his Santa Fe mansion and heretofore primary residence for sale on zillow.com:

48 Paseo Encantado NE, Santa Fe, NM 87506 | MLS #202103906 | Zillow

For sale This 4478 square foot single family home has 2 bedrooms and 4.0 bathrooms. It is located at 48 Paseo Encantado NE Santa Fe, New Mexico.

www.zillow.com

https://archive.md/xb4on

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I have attached all photos of the mansion, which are obviously in staged form for the sake of selling, and also include a compressed .7z of them all for your convenience.

Michael Janke certianly works fucking quickly, huh? Between redirecting the domain of his website during the DDOS downtime, to having Bella private her interview with him during said downtime, to selling his house within weeks of his daughter's sociopathy becoming widespread news, I'm personally convinced that he is running interference for his little girl he loves so much, if you know what I mean.


Sincere thanks to @IctusLUsEaTo who first alerted me to this via Twitter.

What is with all of these huge undressed bathroom windows on the ground floor of mansions?? No wonder the rich are all degenerates.
If the glowy power couple is splitting permanently, good for Mary Beth!
Sure, Mike is rich, powerful, and has some nice hair plugs, but is any of that worth dealing with the Bella baggage? That's a big fat NO from me.

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

I think everyone is getting too distracted as to WHY he's selling, that we're forgetting the more important question here.

Did Mike Janke have to contact a hazmat team to make his daughter's room presentable?

 

[AssignedEva]

Why would he sell his place due to dox when his next place would be doxed too?

Perhaps he's intending to move to a luxury rental for a few months. He might intend to wait out the internet's interest and then only leave a papertrail in the form of a property purchase once he assumes nobody cares anymore.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

He only bought the place in mid March 2020 going by the last sale listed on that real estate site. Surely this is an unexpected sale. His plans could have changed post covid too I guess and the timing with this is just coincidental.

 

[Thumb Butler]

This is just business as usual for glowies. They will set up shop elsewhere in a week or two.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The guy's definitely in the can-afford-private-security wealth tier and he's ex-Seal Team himself, so I'd be infinitely more worried for the safety of any internet autist showing up at his door.

Anyone showing up to Julay his home gets what they deserve.

 

[qt_qda]

grungy bitch has a grungy father. are we surprised?

 

[Van Darkholme]

That is the ugliest fucking mansion on the face of the earth lmao

Too bad money can't buy good taste.

 

[Crusader King 1]

Perhaps he's intending to move to a luxury rental for a few months. He might intend to wait out the internet's interest and then only leave a papertrail in the form of a property purchase once he assumes nobody cares anymore.

Ex-navy seal scared of internet trolls so he sells his house?

Probably selling the house as planned.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

If he's worried about anything to change his place of residence then it's people who'd like to send him forget-me-not love letters for the specops shit he did south of the border, not some prank-calling dumbass.

 

[Greasy Spoon]

From the imgur dump post.

Under the "hidden camera" there's two videos of Mike and what really sounds like the stepmom discussing 9/11 theories and Trump with a third party.

Boy would glowie daddy be angry his little shroom recorded him and his wife discussing potentially damaging topics?

Like maybe she's getting blackmail? That would certainly be a kick in the pants, wouldn't it Mike? I wonder what else she may have on hard drives. If I was her father I'd tear all her devices apart and kick her ungrateful, duplicitous ass out. Just sayin'.

(Cross post & edited by I forgot to re-upload the relevant videos.)

So they were taken from inside the Janke household, the bench, rug and shelving match this photo. Bella was sat on the left hand side here:

It's as if it was screencapped straight out of the commencement video
Also the PROTECTOR book to the left of the monitor.

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Her room.? With her bass for study soundtrack edits.

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The book does seem suspiciously angled towards the camera.

So is Mikey currently working for any tech firm or does he just start them up and fucks off to a new one? Also is it pronounced Jaynk or Jay-nekey or Jahn-k?

I believe it's pronounced "yohn-keh" since they're supposedly Germans.

It's just straight up Janky (see attached). Thanks and have a great day.