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Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin and Heather Lynn Martin / DaddyOFive / MikeMartin1982 / MommyOFivenow DaddyOZero, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  1. Cody

    630 vote(s)
    76.1%
  2. Jake

    148 vote(s)
    17.9%
  3. Ryan

    12 vote(s)
    1.4%
  4. Alex

    14 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. Emma

    24 vote(s)
    2.9%

  1. he treats his dogs better than his own kids
     
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  2. It's true he treats his dogs with more respect.

    But if I think about it, I feel like the mom is worse. The dad comes off as woefully immature but the mother seems just horribly vindictive.

    Watching the Disney Land video, the dad seems legitimately disappointed that they decided not to being Cody (I'm not legitimizing his abuse with this, just that he seems to have a conscience somewhere deep down). But the mother doesn't even want to give Cody the time of day and thinks that ostracizing him will somehow fix him. You can see this attitude in other videos where she yells "you're the only one in this family that can't take a joke."

    She's probably slipped more under the radar because this is mostly over the DaddyoFive account and not the MommyoFive account.

    She still had some videos up, including the break in prank where the father was at risk of shooting one of his kids. It's just a prank, bro.
    https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCHckarmEbuCogN98ezY2oSQ
     
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  3. Keep in mind that they live in the South. The South doesn't give a fuck.
     
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  4. I havn't seen this video in the archives or that was posted but here you go reuploaded


    A child might be potentially showing the signs of mental injury if he or she:

    Is excessively withdrawn, fearful, or anxious about doing something wrong
    Demonstrates extremes in behavior (extremely compliant or extremely demanding; extremely passive or extremely aggressive)
    Does not seem to be attached to the parent or caregiver
    Demonstrates a noticeable decline in cognitive abilities

    http://dhr.maryland.gov/child-protective-services/reporting-suspected-child-abuse-or-neglect/

    That wiggle what did Cody do at 7:50 anyone good at psychology
     
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  5. In any case, he treats him like a stray dog & very obviously singles him out among the bunch. It very much smells like a "he followed me home" type of relationship. Probably because the other half of his genes don't belong to his current ho.
     
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    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

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  6. Tantruming

    He has pops at Emma too, probably for that reason. Although it's more likely that it's because they don't look like him, like the eldest 3 do.
     
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  7. The perfect opportunity to archive an entire library to Dailymotion & I miss the entirety of it by, what, a day?
     
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    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

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  8. Got a link to your archive? I'm assuming it's Youtube.
     
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  9. It makes me sad that I actually expected a fleet of people rushing in to defend it.
     
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    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

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  10. During that video she even says Cody would just bring everyone else down. Who says this about a kid? Even if it's not your own. And I assume the kids watch all the videos. Imagine if Cody saw his stepmom say that. That's fucking awful.
     
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  11. A depressingly large amount of people.
     
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  12. Given that she outright told him "I love you, but I don't like you." in one video, I doubt it would even be much of a surprise or different from how he's treated every day. She's a straight up Disney evil step-mother who resents "the gingers" because they aren't hers.

    Michael would never be a good father in any sense of the word, but he comes off as just thoughtless bully. His wife's targeted vindictiveness towards her stepchildren is another thing entirely.
     
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  13. Michael is the only one between the two with even a modicum of redeemability. He's a self-unaware hick, the kind who thinks anything he does is a good idea. His landwhale is a malicious piece of shit. When she says "It'd be funny if them gingers fell down them there steps" he has to point out "What? No."

    She actually said something so heinous that it took him aback, prompting him to set the record straight. It makes me wonder how much of a shitheel Michael wouldn't be if his wife wasn't enabling him.
     
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    MarvinTheParanoidAndroid

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  14. Idk if anyone has posted this here yet but this is by far the most informative video that I've found on this family of inbred hicks



    All the other videos I've seen basically just show the same three clips over and over again for ad money
     
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  15. Part of what's so disturbing about this one is that it seems like Cody is accused of everything in the hopes that something sticks.

    "This is the paper from last week!"
    "Um, no it's not..."
    "...You were scraping your arm?!"

    How could you think it was the paper from last week if new events were clearly detailed on it? Or does it seriously take Daddy two minutes to read a sentence?
     
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    High Yellow Owl

    High Yellow Owl I'm a lot more trashier and spergy than you think.

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