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'ello. Been a while, it has. I've kept a cursory glance on their goings-on, here's what they've been up to in the last week.
I found one of Jake's newer videos. I wouldn't share it if it didn't have some funny cringy shit,
(Also there are ads on it lmfao)
Beginning at around 4:00 there are a series of clips (likely made around the time the controversy blew up, given the content and the fact that it's in the 2nd house) of Mike talking about how sad he is, there's one clip of Mike angrily whining that his kids were taken away, aided by some sound mixing that's worse than Tenet's. Pretty sure these have never been released, if they have, all the response videos people made to the situation would've included them.
The real funny thing to me starts at 5:14 though, Heather is calling someone about a job, and they're telling her that they're not gonna hire her because of the DaddyOFive stuff, as she looks on with puppy-dog eyes uwu. Notably that's the bedroom in their 2nd house, so there's a good chance it was taken just after the controversy exploded. It's also funny to imagine she put in applications for some work specifically so she could catch them denying her due to the controversy, only so she could get it on film. I'd imagine there's the possibility that was staged for dramatic effect too, because the voice sounds a little similar to the voice of the person Heather used for the "Kid starts a FIRE" prank video on Cody.
After that clip, you have a clip of Mike finding a DaddyOFive Gaming shirt in the laundry (presumably meant to be Cody's), then crying about it with their commonly-used sad stock music in what is 100% not some kind of bizarre sympathy-beg. That one looks like it was filmed in their second house as well, so unless they moved back into it (and I'm very certain they haven't) I think it's possible they were attempting some kind of sympathy vlog before they fled to a new neighborhood. I don't think they'd film themselves crying over a shirt or not getting accepted for a job offer if they weren't gonna try that.
That whole thing just reeks of begging for sympathy. It's really difficult to give them sympathy anyway, considering what they put the kids through. Mike seems to want to come back, but it doesn't seem like they're regretful at all for anything since they're still talking about the "haters".
www.officialfamilyofive.com
They've brought their website back as well, and oddly enough, despite their brand being "FamilyOFive" and "The Martin Boys" now, they're still selling mainly DaddyOFive merchandise.
I seriously can't imagine why, given that the name is so fucking tainted. My own personal theory is that they have a massive excess of them after having so many made before the controversy broke out, probably expecting more and more orders as they increased in subscriber count. It's funny to me, imagining them transporting a large number of boxes of merch nobody's gonna buy from house to house as they move.
As an aside, if Jake legitimately wants to have a channel, he really shouldn't feature his dad at all. If this channel actually is Jake's, and he continues to feature Mike, people are of course going to figure Mike has some kind of hand in it, and YouTube will terminate it like they did the last few.
I'll keep an eye out for anything else.
I found one of Jake's newer videos. I wouldn't share it if it didn't have some funny cringy shit,
(Also there are ads on it lmfao)
Beginning at around 4:00 there are a series of clips (likely made around the time the controversy blew up, given the content and the fact that it's in the 2nd house) of Mike talking about how sad he is, there's one clip of Mike angrily whining that his kids were taken away, aided by some sound mixing that's worse than Tenet's. Pretty sure these have never been released, if they have, all the response videos people made to the situation would've included them.
The real funny thing to me starts at 5:14 though, Heather is calling someone about a job, and they're telling her that they're not gonna hire her because of the DaddyOFive stuff, as she looks on with puppy-dog eyes uwu. Notably that's the bedroom in their 2nd house, so there's a good chance it was taken just after the controversy exploded. It's also funny to imagine she put in applications for some work specifically so she could catch them denying her due to the controversy, only so she could get it on film. I'd imagine there's the possibility that was staged for dramatic effect too, because the voice sounds a little similar to the voice of the person Heather used for the "Kid starts a FIRE" prank video on Cody.
After that clip, you have a clip of Mike finding a DaddyOFive Gaming shirt in the laundry (presumably meant to be Cody's), then crying about it with their commonly-used sad stock music in what is 100% not some kind of bizarre sympathy-beg. That one looks like it was filmed in their second house as well, so unless they moved back into it (and I'm very certain they haven't) I think it's possible they were attempting some kind of sympathy vlog before they fled to a new neighborhood. I don't think they'd film themselves crying over a shirt or not getting accepted for a job offer if they weren't gonna try that.
That whole thing just reeks of begging for sympathy. It's really difficult to give them sympathy anyway, considering what they put the kids through. Mike seems to want to come back, but it doesn't seem like they're regretful at all for anything since they're still talking about the "haters".
In case you guys need a reminder of how fucking terribly they treated their children, here's a video of Mike punishing Emma multiple times because Ryan pulled her hair.
No, you didn't read that wrong.
The actual video title was "MICROWAVED POKEMON CARDS", and this video is actually clipped, the beginning has Mike punishing Cody for being curious about video games that a fan sent them.
Timestamped to the relevant point.
This isn't even a prank, and honestly, this was one of the hardest ones for me to watch. I genuinely don't want this fuck to make videos again.
No, you didn't read that wrong.
The actual video title was "MICROWAVED POKEMON CARDS", and this video is actually clipped, the beginning has Mike punishing Cody for being curious about video games that a fan sent them.
This isn't even a prank, and honestly, this was one of the hardest ones for me to watch. I genuinely don't want this fuck to make videos again.
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This is the Official page for FAMILYOFIVE YouTube Vloggers, and Twitch gaming streamers. We vlog our lives, pranks, silliness, and family fun.
I seriously can't imagine why, given that the name is so fucking tainted. My own personal theory is that they have a massive excess of them after having so many made before the controversy broke out, probably expecting more and more orders as they increased in subscriber count. It's funny to me, imagining them transporting a large number of boxes of merch nobody's gonna buy from house to house as they move.
As an aside, if Jake legitimately wants to have a channel, he really shouldn't feature his dad at all. If this channel actually is Jake's, and he continues to feature Mike, people are of course going to figure Mike has some kind of hand in it, and YouTube will terminate it like they did the last few.
I'll keep an eye out for anything else.
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