Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 929 75.2%
  • Jake

    Votes: 222 18.0%
  • Ryan

    Votes: 26 2.1%
  • Alex

    Votes: 23 1.9%
  • Emma

    Votes: 35 2.8%

  • Total voters
    1,235

The Iconoclast

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I do have to admit, hearing that bitch screech is (at times) at least somewhat funny, although, in the context of the videos, the negative vibes far outweigh the positive ones. Even abusive white trash rednecks have their funny moments.

Sidenote: I’m not trying to be sexist, but is it just me, or does she always look and sound like she’s on her period?
I consider myself a pretty progressive person now

But yes. Her fat lardy face is always red when she's mad, and she's always either mad, smug, or passive aggressive.

There are a few videos where Mike pulls his signature Pranks on her (that is, just egging her on till she gets pissed off) and others where Heather just gets mad over stupid shit.

I hate to give Mike credit but he knows how to piss off his short-fused wife. If only the videos focused on her instead of Cody.

https://ia800606.us.archive.org/11/items/DaddyOFive-youtube/MOM HAS A MELTDOWN!!-UwZY-iKf6m0.mp4 Heather's getting mad a lot in the first half. 9:48 "Do you have sand in your vagina?" and "Ima need you to get all them sticks out your ass" got a bit of a laugh out of me. Lol

https://ia800606.us.archive.org/11/...RIBLY WRONG ( ENDS IN FIGHT )-G25zQxtnzvk.mp4 19:30 smacks Cody (figured I'd point that out), 20:50 blasts Heather. This one is my personal favorite because Mike and Heather are both acting like the immature children that they are, where Heather destroys Mike's Pop Funkos and Mike cries over them while squirting her with a water gun.

And of course there are the numerous videos of Heather crying because they were called out. 2bad so sad
 

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Sweet.
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There’s plenty more where that come from. I found some websites with more photos taken after they were removed from Michael and Heather’s custody:

From https://viralnova.com/daddyofive-loses-custody/, with Rose and one of (I think) their cousins:
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From https://spoilthedead.com/forum/showthread.php/28163-Daddyofive-Abuse-scandal:
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From https://www.google.com/search?q=dad...=3#imgrc=7Jf8oktU6x6xfM&imgdii=qGjtDz2TFtVvIM:
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Plus, a collage of photos taken after Michael and Heather lost custody of them, uploaded by Rose’s father on Twitter in 2018: https://mobile.twitter.com/RobertJosephHa2/status/1034463545331789829
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In any case, the kids look like they’re doing much better than under ShitheadONarcissisticdickhead’s and his fat pig of a wife’s care.
 

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There’s plenty more where that come from. I found some websites with more photos taken after they were removed from Michael and Heather’s custody:

From https://viralnova.com/daddyofive-loses-custody/, with Rose and one of (I think) their cousins:View attachment 2902845

From https://spoilthedead.com/forum/showthread.php/28163-Daddyofive-Abuse-scandal:
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From https://www.google.com/search?q=dad...=3#imgrc=7Jf8oktU6x6xfM&imgdii=qGjtDz2TFtVvIM:

Plus, a collage of photos taken after Michael and Heather lost custody of them, uploaded by Rose’s father on Twitter in 2018: https://mobile.twitter.com/RobertJosephHa2/status/1034463545331789829

In any case, the kids look like they’re doing much better than under ShitheadONarcissisticdickhead’s and his fat pig of a wife’s care.
Good to see them with actual children to grow up with, and not mentally stunted manchildren.
 

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There’s plenty more where that come from. I found some websites with more photos taken after they were removed from Michael and Heather’s custody:

From https://viralnova.com/daddyofive-loses-custody/, with Rose and one of (I think) their cousins:View attachment 2902845

From https://spoilthedead.com/forum/showthread.php/28163-Daddyofive-Abuse-scandal:
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From https://www.google.com/search?q=dad...=3#imgrc=7Jf8oktU6x6xfM&imgdii=qGjtDz2TFtVvIM:
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Plus, a collage of photos taken after Michael and Heather lost custody of them, uploaded by Rose’s father on Twitter in 2018: https://mobile.twitter.com/RobertJosephHa2/status/1034463545331789829
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In any case, the kids look like they’re doing much better than under ShitheadONarcissisticdickhead’s and his fat pig of a wife’s care.
Hits me right in the feels. They're so happy that they're finally getting to grow up normally, and not be used as props for their abusive father's videos.
 

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The thing that always got to me was whenever Dollar Tree Fred Durst or the Pachyderm blubbered on about how iT's sTaGeD!! and tHe kIdS wErE iN oN iT!
Who. the. fuck. CARES!
Cody and Emma--were they ASKED? Without either party within five miles of them--or their sociopathic "siblings?" Because I'm betting in a safe environment, they'd probably say that neither of them enjoyed it. Like, not even a little bit. And at the end of the day, THEIR FEELINGS are the only feelings THAT MATTER.

GOD, I'm so relieved these two are still far away from the pachyderm and her white nigger "manbaby."
 

strawberrygermans

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Good to see them with actual children to grow up with, and not mentally stunted manchildren.
By “mentally-challenged manchildren”, do you mean Mike, or Jake, Ryan, and Alex? I agree with you if you’re referring to the first two, but I’m not sure about the latter two. I feel like Ryan and Alex seem to have gradually realized that what Michael and Heather did to them and their stepsiblings was abnormal and wrong, particularly since the FamilyOFive channel was active; there’s a discussion on page 110 as to whether the two of them were depressed about the situation in the house at the time: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/micha...ive-familyofive-mikemartin1982.30137/page-110. Plus, in a lot of the photos of her boys that Heather posts on Instagram (@heathermartin1983), Ryan and Alex look like they’re actually unhappy behind their smiles, and when they bemoan the fact that the FamilyOFive channel was taken down in the “Goodbye YouTube” video, Ryan looks like he would literally be doing anything else, while Alex looks like he’s sure Michael will fuck him up if he doesn’t act sad enough.
 

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By “mentally-challenged manchildren”, do you mean Mike, or Jake, Ryan, and Alex? I agree with you if you’re referring to the first two, but I’m not sure about the latter two. I feel like Ryan and Alex seem to have gradually realized that what Michael and Heather did to them and their stepsiblings was abnormal and wrong, particularly since the FamilyOFive channel was active; there’s a discussion on page 110 as to whether the two of them were depressed about the situation in the house at the time: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/micha...ive-familyofive-mikemartin1982.30137/page-110. Plus, in a lot of the photos of her boys that Heather posts on Instagram (@heathermartin1983), Ryan and Alex look like they’re actually unhappy behind their smiles, and when they bemoan the fact that the FamilyOFive channel was taken down in the “Goodbye YouTube” video, Ryan looks like he would literally be doing anything else, while Alex looks like he’s sure Michael will fuck him up if he doesn’t act sad enough.
Mike and Jake. They have something closer to a big brother/little brother terror mentality. Where the little brother gets to terrorize other kids, and if the other kids try to stand up to him, the big brother slithers in as if the victims provoked the fight. Which I always found odd because I was told Emma and Cody were his biological kids, and the other 3 were his adopted kids.

On the change of attitude, I'm gonna theorize that the stress of the channels failing, the online criticism and the custody battle have probably soured that house hold considerably. And someone like Mike and Heather look like the type to throw tantrums. They don't seem like rage-a-holics but they look like they'd project the stress on to the weaker kids, as a lot of shit parents tend to do.
 

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There’s plenty more where that come from. I found some websites with more photos taken after they were removed from Michael and Heather’s custody:

From https://viralnova.com/daddyofive-loses-custody/, with Rose and one of (I think) their cousins:View attachment 2902845

From https://spoilthedead.com/forum/showthread.php/28163-Daddyofive-Abuse-scandal:
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From https://www.google.com/search?q=dad...=3#imgrc=7Jf8oktU6x6xfM&imgdii=qGjtDz2TFtVvIM:
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Plus, a collage of photos taken after Michael and Heather lost custody of them, uploaded by Rose’s father on Twitter in 2018: https://mobile.twitter.com/RobertJosephHa2/status/1034463545331789829
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In any case, the kids look like they’re doing much better than under ShitheadONarcissisticdickhead’s and his fat pig of a wife’s care.
There are even newer photos of them, right here, where it's shown they've put on a few extra pounds. As we mentioned before, I'm sure a few extra pounds are preferable to being publicly humiliated on Youtube every day.

The thing that always got to me was whenever Dollar Tree Fred Durst or the Pachyderm blubbered on about how iT's sTaGeD!! and tHe kIdS wErE iN oN iT!
Who. the. fuck. CARES!
Cody and Emma--were they ASKED? Without either party within five miles of them--or their sociopathic "siblings?" Because I'm betting in a safe environment, they'd probably say that neither of them enjoyed it. Like, not even a little bit. And at the end of the day, THEIR FEELINGS are the only feelings THAT MATTER.

GOD, I'm so relieved these two are still far away from the pachyderm and her white nigger "manbaby."
Don't forget the fact that the kids were physically harmed, whether by their father or by their older brothers. They're not expert martial artists, gymnasts, or stuntmen who can get thrown onto a floor and land in such a way that they don't get hurt, they're KIDS. So when Jake throws Cody into the floor ("Kid destroys brother's room" and "thugs get rekt"), or when Cody elbow-drops Alex ("Cody elbow drops Alex"), or when Jake hits Cody with a backscratcher ("Kid spazzes out"), or when Jake kicks Emma in the back of her knees ("Alex hits dad in the nuts"), or when Mike pushes Alex headfirst into a wall ("Cody beats up Alex"), it's safe to say that they get harmed from that.

And if that's not fake, then how is the rest of it fake? :P


Anyway, I'm noticing a surprising amount of activity on DaddyOFive related videos lately from the DO5 shills. And it's not your run of the mill "I hate you guys, you took our suffering children youtube content away from us", but a number of them are attacking Rose, calling her the TRUE AND HONEST abuser, and alleging that Cody and Emma are in foster care.

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I don't think that's actually true but I haven't seen anything proving that it is or isn't, only copium from DO5 fans. I'm not certain how to find out, either.

As for the "Rose killed a dog and punched emma and threw a trash can at Cody's head" thing, that all comes from that one video released by Chambers where Mike is recording Heather and Cody crying about Rose.

Obviously I can't prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the things said in this video are true or not, but the fact that the Martins didn't release this until four years after the fact (instead of during the situation) makes me doubt its legitimacy. They would have had no reason not to publicize all of that information about Rose to ensure the kids stay out of her hands, if it was true. So I think the fact that it was hidden away for four years, and that Rose won in spite of all of that, and that the kids appear happy in all the photos that came out of them with Rose, speaks volumes.

In fact, in the video that Tim Conlon (Rose's Lawyer) did with Rose, Rose said that Cody had a difficult time accepting Rose (to put it lightly) but after she showed him a few mementos that she kept, apparently it brought Cody's anger down. Funny that the DO5 fans want to ignore that. I mean, it's almost as if they only want to get off to Cody's suffering and this vile woman is in the way of that.

Though my favorite argument from the retarded DO5 supporters is "ROSE ONLY WANTED THEM FOR MONEY!", as seen in the above screenshot

Yeah. And Mike and Heather, who ran a monetized YouTube channel featuring daily videos of the kids in humiliating and demeaning situations that received hundreds of thousands of views each, totally didn't.

Right?
 
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1. This is probably the last I’ll post about this, but I found more photos of them on a DaddyOFive fan page on Instagram (there’s unfortunately a lot of these pages on there; my God, Michael and Heather’s fans are retards):

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CWMbj8dMr6v/?utm_medium=copy_link

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CWMbUJgM4XP/?utm_medium=copy_link

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CWMbSPHs7DU/?utm_medium=copy_link

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CWMbHVtsP9k/?utm_medium=copy_link

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CWMbFhHsuDA/?utm_medium=copy_link

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https://www.dreamindemon.com/commun...s-and-theyre-making-off-it.88981/post-1114220

2. Concerning the comments calling Rose the “true abuser” we see in the previous post: …well, what can you really expect from members of a cult?
 

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1. This is probably the last I’ll post about this, but I found more photos of them on a DaddyOFive fan page on Instagram (there’s unfortunately a lot of these pages on there; my God, Michael and Heather’s fans are retards):

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https://www.dreamindemon.com/commun...s-and-theyre-making-off-it.88981/post-1114220

2. Concerning the comments calling Rose the “true abuser” we see in the previous post: …well, what can you really expect from members of a cult?
The fact that this is some weird A-Loggy DO5 fanpage aside, I'm glad Cody and Emma are happy with Rose. At least assuming they ARE with Rose, again I don't know if that foster care thing is true, although I doubt it is since it's an unverified claim coming from salty DO5 fans upset that DeFranco took away their daily suffering children YouTube content.

They really do look like two kids terrified to be in the presence of that absolute monster who definitely killed a dog and threw a trash can at them, just as DaddyOFive fans love to claim, claim, claim.
 

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Now who's ready for the part we've all been waiting for:

THE CHIMPOUT
This is probably the closest thing to a chimpout from Michael and Heather we’ll ever get: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlRWR-b1s-o . I say “closest thing to”because it, obviously, does not seem at all like an actual chimpout, it seems very much fake and designed to attract sympathy. My God, these fuckers are pathetic.
 

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First off, I think this is more of an Internet Famous thread than a lolcow thread.

The second and more important thing is, I initially stopped watching this once Cody got back with his real mom. So reading this and finding out that he and Emma are happy where they are now made me tear up. It’s genuinely cathartic.

My third question is, I understand they’re not allowed to be in contact with Cody and Emma. Is this for the duration of the probation, or is this permanent?
 

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First off, I think this is more of an Internet Famous thread than a lolcow thread.

The second and more important thing is, I initially stopped watching this once Cody got back with his real mom. So reading this and finding out that he and Emma are happy where they are now made me tear up. It’s genuinely cathartic.

My third question is, I understand they’re not allowed to be in contact with Cody and Emma. Is this for the duration of the probation, or is this permanent?
This thread was created before Internet Famous was a thing.

I'm happy Cody and Emma got out of there but there's still the youngest boy there who was clearly emotionally and physically abused. Plus the fuckheads bred and created another kid.

I believe it was during the period of probation. But it was something like 5-10 years.
 

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This thread was created before Internet Famous was a thing.

I'm happy Cody and Emma got out of there but there's still the youngest boy there who was clearly emotionally and physically abused. Plus the fuckheads bred and created another kid.

I believe it was during the period of probation. But it was something like 5-10 years.
Its 5 years this year. Part of me wants to see him try to interact with Cody and Emma, but part of me wants Rose to secretly be a crack shot with a double barrel shotgun that would make Diana Moon Glampers blush, or otherwise have high-up law enforcement connections
 

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My god, it was 5 years ago. Big question is if Mike and Heather are stupid enough to try something and I already know the answer: yes, they are that stupid.

It's shit like this that makes me thankful that I grew up in an era without social media or Youtube.
 
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My god, it was 5 years ago. Big question is if Mike and Heather are stupid enough to try something and I already know the answer: yes, they are that stupid.

It's shit like this that makes me thankful that I grew up in an era without social media or Youtube.
I think that Michael and Heather are stupid, but at the same time, I think he’s too much of a mentally-fucked up narcissist with abandonment issues to actually give a fuck or do something about his two biological children; he seems more of an attention whore than kidnapper nowadays.

Its 5 years this year. Part of me wants to see him try to interact with Cody and Emma, but part of me wants Rose to secretly be a crack shot with a double barrel shotgun that would make Diana Moon Glampers blush, or otherwise have high-up law enforcement connections
Why would you want him to try to interact with Cody and Emma? No good would likely come out of it, and it would likely be unpleasant for everyone involved.
 
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I think that Michael and Heather are stupid, but at the same time, I think he’s too much of a mentally-fucked up narcissist with abandonment issues to actually give a fuck or do something about his two biological children; he seems more of an attention whore than kidnapper nowadays.
I could see him and Heather doing something like film a confrontation with Rose or maybe Emma since she's a little bit older? That or they do a "our side of the story" kind of video and show the abuse again and monetize it just to open those wounds for those kids.

@AnOminous Is there a precedent for monetizing without the permission of the child in a case like this where Mike and Heather could be sued?
 

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I could see him and Heather doing something like film a confrontation with Rose or maybe Emma since she's a little bit older? That or they do a "our side of the story" kind of video and show the abuse again and monetize it just to open those wounds for those kids.

@AnOminous Is there a precedent for monetizing without the permission of the child in a case like this where Mike and Heather could be sued?
*gargles* *howls* *kicks holes in load-bearing drywall for no reason at all* *flings rotten vegetables around*
 

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Why would you want him try to interact with Cody and Emma? No good would likely come out of it, and it would likely be unpleasant for everyone involved.
Thats why I’m torn. The farmer in me wants to watch the chaos unfold, yet the normie side of me wants them Rose, Emma, and Cody to be able to move past the worst years of their lives.

*gargles* *howls* *kicks holes in load-bearing drywall for no reason at all* *flings rotten vegetables around*
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