Michael Green / KidBehindACamera / The Angry Grandpa Show - Enormous Manbaby with family issues. Standing on the grave of AGP. Clickbaiter extraordinaire.

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UncleFuckAss

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One thing that really gets me about this fat fuck is just how greedy he is. He's still, to this day, selling insanely overpriced "merch" bearing his deceased father's likeness. One of which being a TWENTY FIVE dollar cuck muzzle.
He could probably live off the residuals from the old AGP videos for his entire life. Last time I saw those it was insane how much they had blown up. I'm oldfag enough to remember back when they were begging for money because their electricity was shut off and everyone in the comments was either roasting them or playing "spot the roach".

I'm fairly certain he uses viewbots now on his vlogging channel and the comments are so heavily moderated that its only ass kissing comments. There's no way he's naturally still pulling in hundreds of thousands of viewers when basically everyone who mentions him says they can't stand him and they don't watch anymore after AGP died.
 

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He could probably live off the residuals from the old AGP videos for his entire life. Last time I saw those it was insane how much they had blown up. I'm oldfag enough to remember back when they were begging for money because their electricity was shut off and everyone in the comments was either roasting them or playing "spot the roach".

I'm fairly certain he uses viewbots now on his vlogging channel and the comments are so heavily moderated that its only ass kissing comments. There's no way he's naturally still pulling in hundreds of thousands of viewers when basically everyone who mentions him says they can't stand him and they don't watch anymore after AGP died.
Yeah, I'm oldfag enough to remember when they thought having like 50k? subs was a big achievement. That was by far the best era of AGP videos.

I'm inclined to agree, however he could very well somehow have a following of dumb fuck kids and other assorted idiots with no idea of the concept of an adblocker (sweet, sweet ad revenue money for fat boy) who find the detritus he uploads to be entertaining.
 

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Bella passed away a few days ago.

I don't know how long bulldogs tend to live, but don't smaller breeds tend to live a lot longer than 10 years? Like with other small dog hoarders like Paris Hilton and Sharon Osbourne, their dogs don't seem to live very long and they're almost treated as disposable.

 

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Bella passed away a few days ago.

I don't know how long bulldogs tend to live, but don't smaller breeds tend to live a lot longer than 10 years? Like with other small dog hoarders like Paris Hilton and Sharon Osbourne, their dogs don't seem to live very long and they're almost treated as disposable.

English Bulldogs are a hit and miss. They come with a shitton of health issues, 10 years is actually a pretty good lifespan for one.
 

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Bella passed away a few days ago.

I don't know how long bulldogs tend to live, but don't smaller breeds tend to live a lot longer than 10 years? Like with other small dog hoarders like Paris Hilton and Sharon Osbourne, their dogs don't seem to live very long and they're almost treated as disposable.

They may be scummy but they always took good care of their animals. They cook them special veterinarian approved meals, take them to doctors appointments frequently, and spent thousands when one of them had cancer.
 

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They may be scummy but they always took good care of their animals. They cook them special veterinarian approved meals, take them to doctors appointments frequently, and spent thousands when one of them had cancer.
That's pretty easy when you spend nothing on your children.

ETA: OH FUCK ME I thought this was Do5's thread for some reason. Disregard I suck cocks.
 

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English Bulldogs are a hit and miss. They come with a shitton of health issues, 10 years is actually a pretty good lifespan for one.

They may be scummy but they always took good care of their animals. They cook them special veterinarian approved meals, take them to doctors appointments frequently, and spent thousands when one of them had cancer.

I guess I'm just being really cynical. Hey we found something nice to say about Michael and Bridgette! They take better care of their pets than themselves (which isn't saying much but still a nice thought).
 

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I guess I'm just being really cynical. Hey we found something nice to say about Michael and Bridgette! They take better care of their pets than themselves (which isn't saying much but still a nice thought).
You can still make it cynical, Bellas breed usually runs $3K and if I remember correctly they got her while they were still hurting for money (I wanna say right after Trailwood, could be totally wrong though) so it shows Michaels poor spending habits.
 

Waffle Lover

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So, not very long ago (as of the time of this post being made), the individual shown below made this comment on Twitter in a thread.

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Then, in comes Michael. Obviously, he had to have felt bothered by this comment, or else, he wouldn't have responded.

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Yeah, right back at you, bruh. Who does this guy think he is? He's the biggest asshole of them all!

By the way, Michael deleted all of these Tweets (go figure), but the comments from the other individual are still up.

The guy Michael was talking to made a remark pertaining to his weight, and then, Michael makes this reply.

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Yeah, that's pretty obvious, bub. That might be what happens to him if he continues down the path he's on. And here we go, using someone else's disability against them.

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Yeah, he's assuming how someone else lives their life. I wonder why he, of all people, would be talking about a cheeseburger? Yeah.

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Wow. Just, wow. Michael is so disgusting. Making fun of someone's disability YET AGAIN, kind of like when Isaac Guest made fun of Tina Dandridge for losing her leg pre-COVID.

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Why does he still have supporters? He's really out here trying to say that being overweight makes him less likely to be at risk of death. Yeah, okay. Besides, he has no room to talk. Does he not remember that his father was 800+ lbs. at one time? The individual he was replying to resides in the UK, where healthcare is free (which the guy Michael was replying to acknowledged), so his healthcare reply was stupid to make. The part about his mother is just vile.

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That last part makes him look SO bad. The guy he was talking to was just providing criticism in his own way, and Michael proceeded to make all of these hypocritical statements.
 

Jozef

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Michael is a childish retard. Did you expect him to not react that way? The only people who still follow him are also childish, immature retards, so they're probably cheering him on.

Keep in mind, THIS is what we're dealing with here...


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Michael is a childish retard. Did you expect him to not react that way? The only people who still follow him are also childish, immature retards, so they're probably cheering him on.

Keep in mind, THIS is what we're dealing with here...


(there's 3 more parts to this)
Exactly. And the sad part about it is that he now has two children. What if his children see the things he's said one day? However, as you said, he's pretty "exceptional", so he wouldn't think about that. If someone tried to say that, I'm sure he'd say something stupid about it. 😒 His followers kiss ass so much that it's honestly pathetic. They are unable to even acknowledge the other perspective at all.

The moderators he used to have like three years ago or so (well, most of them) aren't really there to defend him with everything anymore. They've all gone off to college, or they're doing their own thing. Michael really needs to have some self-control. He really does, and most of all, he needs to watch what he says.
 

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As MATI I sound saying this, I eagerly await the day that the both of these hamplanets croak, they're the embodiment of gluttony. Their kids are better off getting adopted.
 

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He made a clickbait obnoxious video claiming he has to have brain surgery. This is supposedly what is wrong with him


This is the cause


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This dude has become so fat that his his brain arteries are clogged
 
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He made a clickbait obnoxious video claiming he has to have brain surgery. This is supposedly what is wrong with him


This is the cause


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This dude has become so fat that his his brain arteries are clogged
They'd tell this fat fuck to lose weight before they'd do brain surgery on him, ESPECIALLY during this covid bullshit.

Jesus, get a real job already.
 

UncleFuckAss

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It amazes me that this cow only has a small thread about him, he’s one of the scummiest youtubers around
Sitting through one of his videos is like being water boarded. I only check in on them every 6 months or so. I'm convinced he uses bots because anyone actual person you talk to thinks he's horrible and obnoxious but he still gets hundreds of thousands of views with nothing but positive comments.
 

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Sitting through one of his videos is like being water boarded. I only check in on them every 6 months or so. I'm convinced he uses bots because anyone actual person you talk to thinks he's horrible and obnoxious but he still gets hundreds of thousands of views with nothing but positive comments.
Right, I try to watch this shit and I'm thinking "why am I doing this to myself?" His voice alone makes me cringe.
 

Mr. Booze

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So, not very long ago (as of the time of this post being made), the individual shown below made this comment on Twitter in a thread.

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Then, in comes Michael. Obviously, he had to have felt bothered by this comment, or else, he wouldn't have responded.

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Yeah, right back at you, bruh. Who does this guy think he is? He's the biggest asshole of them all!

By the way, Michael deleted all of these Tweets (go figure), but the comments from the other individual are still up.

The guy Michael was talking to made a remark pertaining to his weight, and then, Michael makes this reply.

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Yeah, that's pretty obvious, bub. That might be what happens to him if he continues down the path he's on. And here we go, using someone else's disability against them.

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Yeah, he's assuming how someone else lives their life. I wonder why he, of all people, would be talking about a cheeseburger? Yeah.

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Wow. Just, wow. Michael is so disgusting. Making fun of someone's disability YET AGAIN, kind of like when Isaac Guest made fun of Tina Dandridge for losing her leg pre-COVID.

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Why does he still have supporters? He's really out here trying to say that being overweight makes him less likely to be at risk of death. Yeah, okay. Besides, he has no room to talk. Does he not remember that his father was 800+ lbs. at one time? The individual he was replying to resides in the UK, where healthcare is free (which the guy Michael was replying to acknowledged), so his healthcare reply was stupid to make. The part about his mother is just vile.

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That last part makes him look SO bad. The guy he was talking to was just providing criticism in his own way, and Michael proceeded to make all of these hypocritical statements.
He tags his sister in New York while talking shit to a cripple. Is she ok with it too? She also has 2 kids the last I checked in, about a year or two ago. I used to watch AGP as background noise, they're all pieces of shit but pickleboy takes the cake, literally. He has always been selfish, even as a kid according to AGP's stories. His clickbait is the worst I've seen.
 

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what is it with mike's fans harassing tina and albert? something i've been seeing for the past year or so. could use a qrd